The IC Dating Add Game!

[Captain Untouchable]

Something that came up in conversation over the phone the other day. The idea is simple - yuour character is looking for love, and has signed themselves up on one of those dating websites. Tell us that you like long walks in the park, getting caught in the rain, eating your mate once they've impregnated you; whatever makes you tick. :)

I'll post one up once I've actually thought of something...

[Dasquian Belargic]

It might even be more amusing if people wrote them for other peoples characters. I volunteer myself as a test subject :mneh

[Darven]

Oh yeah, good idea!

[Karl Valten]

I agree! Do your worst ;)

[Captain Untouchable]

That sounds loads more fun!

Just a couple so far - to add to the amusement, I've decided to spoilerize which character is speaking; you'll have to guess from the (probably not too-subtle) references I drop throughout!

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Hi there; my name is Barton Henning, and I'm a doctor. I had what I suppose you'd call a sheltered youth on Coruscant, but over the course of the last twenty years I've become a little lost. I'm making a fresh start of things though, setting a new course for my life and moving into the imports and exports industry. I'm not exactly the life of the party, although I have been known to spend a night out on the town if I'm dragged hard enough. I suppose I am a night person; ironic though, since I generally try to avoid the dark.

I'm looking for a woman - more, if I can find them - who are willing to make a few jumps with me and invest in my new life. If you're interested, get in touch; lets see if we can't conjure up a disturbance in the Force.

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Hello, I'm Tear, and I'm currently looking for the woman that got away; someone strong, powerful, and unfortunately rather illusive. I like to think of myself as a no-nonsense sort of person, and while I can be quite forceful at times I'm sure you'll find me most agreeable once you've spent enough time in my company. I'm told that my eyes are my most striking feature; you'll be able to judge for yourself first-hand, if you get the message.

If you find the woman I'm looking for, please contact me imediately.

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Hello, I'm Darven. I come from a large family, although recently I've spent a lot of time away from home. I work freelance, and my career takes me to lots of places. It's a niche market, and there are times when it's quite a challenge, but the rewards always make it worth while. I tend to keep to myself quite a lot, and don't like talking about my past all that much; I wear my armour pretty tight, so it'll take a lot to find out what's underneath. I'm sure that if you do succeed however, you'll be in for a killer of a surprise.

Are you the person I'm after? If you are, you'll know soon enough.

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[Tear]

That was priceless thanks, lol...:lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

Those are fantastic :D:clap

[I'nu]

This character is semi-new, but I volunteer him and Lamar Starworth.

Eeeh, its worth a shot.

[Captain Untouchable]

I'll have a hunt around and read up on a few more characters. Feel free to do some of your own in the mean time. ;)

[Miranda Tarkin]

Oh please have fun with mine :lol

Those were great too!

[Sanya Tagge]

No, no one needs to write an ad for Miranda.. not necessary!

*hiss*

[Miranda Tarkin]

I don't? :mischief

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Uh oh...Imperial catfight.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

These are fantastic :)

Can't wait to read more!

[Aurelias Kazaar]

While I don't think Kazaar would be a good one, I'm all for Estelle getting one. ;)

[Captain Untouchable]

A couple more; decided to aim for a slightly more "Classified ads" vibe. As before, identities are in spoiler tags. I'm reading up on characters to get to know them better as I go; if I haven't got around to you yet, I'm sure I will eventually!

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Mother of one, seeking man of palid complexion; questionable sanity. Life has taken a darker turn of late. Used to be that family was the apex of my attention; now I'm somewhat of a rebel. They say there's something of the wolf about me. I suppose I can be suspicious at times: previous men in my life have turned out to be a little deceptive. Don't try anything, as I'll have an eye on you.

Loklorien s'Ilancy

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Woman, married; seeks woman to add to growing collection. A professional woman, reasonably successful in life; I have a history of helping the galaxy to understand the truth. I can be a kind, caring and loving companion, although I am known for having my vengeful moments. I am a woman with a vision of a better world, and I plan to be the face of that bright tomorrow.

Miranda Tarkin

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Man, seeks rescue. Witty, charming, and hansome; I'm perhaps best known for my intelligence. My family can be a royal pain at times; I myself am the rebellious black sheep. I suppose you could consider me a celebrity; you've almost certainly seen my face on the news. Currently on death row, I'm looking for a very quick, very successful encounter, preferably as soon as possible.

Dasquian Belargic

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Man, seeks fish. Home schooled, I'm quite a career-minded individual and spend most of my time is working. My free time is fleeting, but enjoyable. I am seeking someone to share swimming by moonlight, swimming by sunlight, and willing to help spawn shoals of offsping. Must not be allergic to seafood.

Admiral Reshmar

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As before, more to follow!

[Aidan Fox]

OH the puns... :lol

Best one was "My free time is fleeting."

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hee :eee

I love them!

[Lamar Starworth]

Nice. Can't wait til I come around, because I dont think my puns would be as good as those. Especially with such a diverse bunch of characters.

[Adelaide Kasperian-Kazaar]

Very funny :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

moaaar we demand moar!

[Captain Untouchable]

Crikey. I'd forgotten about these. I'll have a crack at a few more later on. :)


Edit:

Woman, 50s, seeks men and women with similar beliefs and philosophies. Casual smoker; though I prefer to talk and debate, I'm not afraid to get a little physical should the situation arise. Don't let my age fool you though: I'm as fit and supple as I was twenty years ago.

Tionne Thanewulf

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Woman seeks man. Wait, no. Damn it. I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Stupid long-term relationship.

Scratch that. Woman seeks barman. Must be versed in a myriad of cocktails, or at least willing to attempt them with gusto and enthusiasm. Toned and shirtless <s>preferred</s> essential.

Emilie Shadowstar

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Boy seeks droid, because girls are icky. Well, unless they're cool - which some girls are; don't be mean. Droid must feature astronavigaition software, because I'm a pilot and it'd be stupid for me to have a droid that couldn't help me, even though I know I could do everything at once if my arms were long enough to reach all the consoles. Mind you, if the droid didn't feature astronav software I could probably fix that problem because as well as being a really really good pilot I'm really good at fixing things too and I could totally install some new memory modules and stuff that would let it do anything I wanted, and then maybe put in some cool stuff like blasters or lasers or a flamethrower or one of those things that comes out of the top of their head and spins around and helps you find people because that last thing would be really useful in helping me find the adults that used to look after me but that I lost because I went to explore and found this really cool ship and this really tall hairy guy who had knives like, everywhere, and it was totally awesome but then we had to run away and now I have no idea what is going on and -

Oooh. Is that ice cream? :eee

Wyl Staedler

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Man seeks woman for administrative and accounting responsibilities. Must be attractive by human standards, as the majority of my business clients are letcherous old men, who are easily distracted by a pretty face and whatever those other curvey body parts are called. While a sexism-free work environment can not be guarenteed, an assurance is offered that no harassment will take place involving the employer, since I am inherantly asexual, have an aversion to anything that might instill emotions of optimism or joy within myself, and am likely only tall enough to reach your knees.

Tell Cho

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Man - hell; I'm so much of a man that I probably qualify as at least two or three - seeks woman. Or women. Preferably the latter. Because its plural, y'know? And well, being so manly that I qualify as a multiple myself, I'm more than capable of satisfying multiple ladies. Besides, I'm one of the galaxy's best fighter pilots, and this could really be my last night alive; won't you help out a hero and make it a memorable one? I know you ladies have all been holding out for me, but don't go holding out on me, okay baby?

Jaden Luka

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Are you naked? Did you bring beer? Good. Then you're the woman I've been waiting for.

Kelly Perris

[O.W. Outcast]

Nice work you should do some more.

[Rathe Maris]

Very good and funny. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

*bump*

More puns, Jace? :mischief

[Captain Untouchable]

God, you're so demanding, woman. :rolleyes

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What to say, what to say? With regards to you, I'm not a difficult man to please: man, woman, human, alien; I'm happy with anyone, provided they are a tasty morsel. As for me, I am a man of power, a man of grace, and a man of ambition. At times my words may seem harsh and cold, but don't be fooled: beneath this cool exterior lies an animal waiting to be unleashed. I am hungry like the wolf, and I'm on the hunt: I'm after you.

Vega Van-Derveld

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Though I may be small in stature, my heart and mind are as vast as the universe, and I sit upon the shoulders of giants. I am a compassionate man: I rob from the rich, and give to the poor (old me). Give me a call, and maybe I can be your little teddy bear.

PS. I hope you like it shaved.

Kvettch

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Hello, boys. ;)

I hardly need to sell myself: if you're reading this, you must surely have eyes, so my work is already done. You should know though, that given the company I keep, I'm used to the finer things in life. I'm passionate about improvements and progress - education and children too, or course - but you shouldn't mistake my compassion for weakness: get on the wrong side of me, and you probably won't even live to regret it.

Sanya Tagge

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Hello there, ladies. ;)

I'm sorry to say that this time, I'm not looking for companionship for myself. No: being the kind and compassionate soul that I am, I'm searching for a woman - or man; looking at him, that may well be his type - for my dear, pathetic, hopeless brother.

Dude, what's that you're recording?

As you can hear, he's a persistant little fellow; he also has a really whiny, grating voice, so it might be beneficial if you were at least a little bit hard of hearing, just to spare yourself some of the suffering. It might help if you're above average height too, because man, my brother is freakishly tall.

Is that - are you recording a personal add for a dating site? Going through a bit of a dry spell there, eh, bro?

He claims to be intelligent and insightful: the doctors think that may be an early indication of impending insanity, so if you're looking for a long-term, interactive relationship, this might be the guy for you. On the other hand, if you're just looking for a lump of flesh to keep the bed warm next to you at night, and don't mind spoon-feeding jello to a senseless moron every now and again, then hey, give us a call.

Why is there - why is there a picture of me here? And why are you talking in the third... this is for me, isn't it? You're doing a dating ad for me?

Potential partners should be advised: my brother is quick to anger, and those long, gangly arms of his can do some real damage if you don't know how to defend yourself.

You son of a bitch.

So, that's all I have time for: please, if you are a kind and compassionate person, please take pity on my pathetic sibling, and call us as soon as you can. Also, it -

I am going to kill you, you rat bastard!

- would be really great if you could hop on the 'net and call me an ambula-aaaaah!

*RECORDING ENDS*

Written by Vittore Montegue, on behalf of his brother, Cambrio

[Lilaena De'Ville]

lol I love the last one!! :lol

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Pretty funny, heh