SW-Fans Action Figures!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Back in ye olden days (six years ago :eek) a thread was made to discuss 'what if SWFans characters were made into action figures?' The original thread can be found in the archives HERE (http://www.sw-fans.net/archive/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27875) and it was hiiiilarious (MARTIAL ARTS FISTING ACTION).

So.. I challenge you to come up with some post-reset action figures to equal that hilarity!

[Rossos Atrapes]

Feel free to add to these if you want; just some ideas I had when looking through the archived thread.

Aurelias Kazaar ACTION FIGURE

Comes with:
- Pack of cigars
- Special! Twelve one liners for all sorts of activities, including: "I want booze." "Light up a stogie f'r me, wouldja?" "CREEEEIIIIII!"

Zenas Codrey ACTION FIGURE

- Bloodthirsty roaring action! Fifteen different roars for all roaring occasions!

Grand Inquisitor Tear ACTION FIGURE

Note, it is unadvisable for children, or anyone for that matter, to purchase this product.

- Undying hatred of all living things
- Arrogant and Superior facial expressions! See how many you can find!
- Ability to turn all the other toys and dolls and figures in your home into loyal minions for his myriad plans!

[Tear]

Grand Inquisitor Tear ACTION FIGURE

Note, it is unadvisable for children, or anyone for that matter, to purchase this product.

- Undying hatred of all living things
- Arrogant and Superior facial expressions! See how many you can find!
- Ability to turn all the other toys and dolls and figures in your home into loyal minions for his myriad plans!

LOL, Rossos that was priceless.:lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Haha! Yes, the Tear figure is a winner in my book!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I love that Kazaar has a KHAAAAN style CREEEEIIIIII! :D

[Morgan Evanar]

Wyl Staedtler action figure includes:
-sparkling eyes of wonder
-incomplete light saber
-skipping action
-bugs! (to race)
cute phrases, including: "I want to fly the ship!" "Let's go treasure huntin'!"

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Loklorien s'Ilancy ACTION FIGURE with LUPINE FORM vornskyr figure!!*

human figure includes
- stack of books for scribbling ancient genealogies into!
- dual lightsaber gauntlet with detachable orange blades for ON and OFF action!
- additional SITH EXPRESSIONS magically appear with cold water! Just dab water on Lok's face to watch her serene JEDI face transform into that of DARTH ACERA

lupine figure includes
- tail whipping action!


* Tak daughter figure SOLD SEPARATELY

[Rossos Atrapes]

Dasquian Belargic ACTION FIGURE

Comes with:

Uncanny Costumes #1: Desert Nomad (other Uncanny Costumes sold separately)
Holdout blaster
Prototype facial expressions matrix-program-thingie:
Able to make any number of facial expressions for any occasion! Mother in law coming to visit but you can't allow show her how you really feel or she'll take you off the will? The special GRIMACE expression will allow you to vent all your hatred into the Force without her being any the wiser!

Other expressions include:
Bemused disbelief
Bemused
Soulful
Soulful bemused disbelief
SPECIAL: Agonized (only unlocks in the presence of a ROSSOS ATRAPES ACTION FIGURE)

And many many more!

[Jane Starborn]

Dasquian Belargic ACTION FIGURE
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Other expressions include:
Bemused disbelief
Bemused
Soulful
Soulful bemused disbelief
SPECIAL: Agonized (only unlocks in the presence of a ROSSOS ATRAPES ACTION FIGURE)

And many many more!
:lol hilarious!

[Dasquian Belargic]

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Versatile.. that's me :smokin

(:lol very good Rossos)