They'd Never Say That...

[Dasquian Belargic]

A game! Yes, another one, because they are a great waste of time :p

Basically, you post something that the character above you would never say. Something funny!

[Akasha Khan]

"No, you're right. Fifty credits is entirely too much to spend on a bottle of hair gel."

[Ilias Nytrau]

"Pink nails?! Ooh, do me! Do me!"

[Ad'ana Saesrin]

Can't participate since she can't talk! :shakefist

[Ira]

"Hello"

???

[Salem Ave]

"All hail Empress Tarkin!"

[Kale]

"Razielle, darling... could you wear that slave bikini again tonight?"

(And belatedly for Ilias...)

"Wyl... Daria never told you what happened to your father."

:duel

[Tiber Cyn]

"Jedi suck!"

[Grace Van-Derveld]

There Can Be Only One!

[Dasquian Belargic]

"Oh Dasquian... kiss me- passionately- on the lips! I need you!"

:mneh

[Kale]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[Lamar Starworth]

Kale:
"A shower isn't that bad."

Belated Dasq
"YEAH!!! Lets play Stormtropper and Robbers"

[Grace Van-Derveld]

"Miranda! You look HOT with that scar!"

[Vega Van-Derveld]

"A Stormtrooper uniform, of my very own? It's just what I always wanted! :love"

[Navaria Tarkin]

"Wow Lianna, you throttled me well. Hear hear to a well fought duel!" :clap

[Sanya Tagge]

"BOW BEFORE ME! I AM YOUR EMPRESS NOW! :evil"

[Aria Sihin]

"I am SO happy to learn that Miranda and Sorsha have wed!" :eee

[Fidavar Veir]

"I HATE HATE HATE and want to KILL KILL KILL Blade Ice. He makes me sooooooooo MAD!"

[Daria Nytherciria]

"Guinness? Tastes like dishwater."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

"I love men!"

[Hera]

I promise to be gentle.

[Morgan Evanar]

Kitties and pink and oh, yes, I'll do the dishes!

[Taya Robbins]

"Nah... I don't think I could ever go for a redhead."

[Karl Valten]

"I like chicken I, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver"

[Miranda Tarkin]

"Like my shiny new GREEN lightsaber?" :: looks proud ::

[Freight Train]

"<3 Rebels! :love"

[Stern]

"The Detroit Pistons? Worst team ever."

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Class on Friday is AWESOME!

[Miranda Tarkin]

"Grace is my best friend in the entire galaxy."

[Dragon]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

[Stern]

Discipline is for losers! Let's have some anarchy!

[Captain Untouchable]

And Iiiiii... will always love youuuuu...

(Darn you, Magic Radio, for sticking that in my head >_<)

[Aurelias Kazaar]

I don't need to be a ninja. I can just wear plaid.

[Karl Valten]

"Damn my partner is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine"

[Aurelias Kazaar]

I hate the Inquisitors and Project Nightmare.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

"I find that some times I need to have a good cry and let it all out. It's good for a man to be in touch with his sensitive inner core."

[Captain Untouchable]

Depth perception is totally over-rated.

[Lamar Starworth]

"Can't touch this, dun dun da dun...dun da dun. Can't touch this"

[Saladin]

"I can't see a thing in this helmet."

[Feral]

"I hate mutants. And they stink!"

[Akasha Khan]

"Personally, I think the duchess's entire ensemble was a disaster. Whoever told her it was a good idea to wear satin in late spring needs to be sacked, and putting it together with that awful handbag, oh, it was simply ghastly, darling. Do you need more clotted cream?"

[Neutron]

"Woof Woof"

[Stern]

"Bombs are dangerous. Never make bombs."

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Turn off the lights!

[Neutron]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, a public service announcement. Wear sunscreen."

[Miranda Tarkin]

"Admiral. We have found the nuclear wessel."

[Captain Untouchable]

Having my guards in crimson is so Pre-Endor. How about a nice shade of peach?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Miranda: "Here's my 100 credit donation to the stem cell research foundation"

[Adelaide Kasperian-Kazaar]

"Nah, not hungrrrjy, thanksss"

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Oh Kimiiki! You're so awesome!

[Fidavar Veir]

"I like men. And Shiraz."

[Navaria Tarkin]

"I like to move it, move it ..."

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Genocide is a good thing.

[Miranda Tarkin]

"Awesome! I'm Rebel of the Month!"

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Of course I'll do the spread for 'Flyboys Magazine'

[Navaria Tarkin]

"I wonder how loud Mili can really scream ..."

[Aurelias Kazaar]

I wonder if my sister would make me co-Empress...

[Kale]

"My name's Aurelias, and I've been sober for six months."

[Aurelias Kazaar]

I'm gonna be a Sith Lord and rule my own planet and never care about my parents ever again!

[Tear]

Smokins for sissys and booze tastes...icky

[Adelaide Kasperian-Kazaar]

For Tear - "Im just a wallflower, dont notice me"

[Kale]

"Wrestlemania tickets! Oh, Aurelias, you shouldn't have!"

[Adelaide Kasperian-Kazaar]

Damn dames, good for nuthin.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Here Aurelias, you haven't had enough to drink.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

"Yes, boss. I'm just so happy to do my job, boss!"

[Milivikal k'Vik]

"Thank you for the award. I plan to expand upon my current charity work. Oh, meat? No thank you. I'm a vegetarian."

[Lianna Mal Pannis]

"I reeeeeeeallly want to jump that ol'Cowboy's bones."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

"And that's how my sister and I saved the galaxy!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

"I think I'm gonna go take a walk through a meadow and pick some poppies. And then I'll find a shady spot under a tree and sing about how great life is."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

"I think being a Lupine really puts me at a disadvantage in life..."

[Salem Ave]

"If I had to choose one role model in life, one person who has inspired me more than any other, it'd have to be Emperor Palpatine. What an admirable guy!"

[Morgan Evanar]

"I'm going to turn over a new leaf and learn to be a true Jedi."

[Salem Ave]

"You want me to.. fix.. your speeder? But I don't know anything about speeders! They're borrrring."

[Selinica Miriya]

"Hapans? They're so much fun! Oh, no seriously! One time, at this club..."

[Akasha Khan]

"I, Salem Ave, being of sound mind and judgment, do hereby bequeath all my worldly possessions, titles, and influence to Akasha Khan, who would do such a better job of running Kuklos Ataxia than I ever could."

...Oh, wait, this is things they'd never say, my bad. ;)

EDIT -- whoops, I got jumped.

Selinica: "You know, I wasn't born a woman..."

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

"Mice? Noooo thank you. I'm a salad kinda girl."

[Lucianus Adair]

"Kids? I hate kids. Besides, I'm celibate."

[Dasquian Belargic]

"I think what I'd like the most is to buy a nice little farm on Dantooine and raise baby nerf. They're so ickle and cute! :eee"

[I'nu]

Hopefully I'll get an Imperial funeral.

[Jamie Morrigan]

I became a billionaire selling junk on Ord Mantel! Ask me how.

OR

What? Go to the shelter? I don't want some no-good mutt. Look up a breeder and let's get a respectable purebred.

[Vittore Montegue]

I..mag-in-nay-shun? :huh No thanks. I'd rather sit here, eat my Cheetos and watch Debbie Does Dallas.

[Malick Raine]

I took my style and look from malick raine because he is just so dam cool. Not mention dead sexy.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I'm gay for Palpy. -swoons-

[Pierce Tondry]

Grace Van-Derveld is a really nice person. I think I'll invite her over for tea.

[Hugo Montegue]

It doesn't matter that the creature got away, son: you tried your hardest, and that's what matters. I'm proud of you, Cammy.

It's also okay if you like boys - whatever makes you happy is fine with me.

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ I think you misunderstood how to play the game :mneh


Basically, you post something that the character above you would never say

[Hugo Montegue]

I don't have time for your infernal reading of rules! >_<

[Emelie Shadowstar]

^ That whole ordeal with my wife? Yeah. Best thing that ever happened to me. :D

[Rossos Atrapes]

^I don't like men anymore. From now on, I'm a butch lesbian.

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ And I was like, ohmigod Karl, that robe is just dee-vine! *pops bubblegum* So fetch!

[Blade Bacquin]

^ Prison food is great, the beds are comfy, and the best part I get to be everyone’s bitch in here not just grace’s.

[Pierce Tondry]

^I'm swearing off women and flirting with women and dating women and ogling women. From now on, I'm a man's man. Now where can I find a lumberjack outfit?

[Aurelias Kazaar]

^Oh Lilaena. Of course I'll go Sith for you.

[Amos Iakona]

^ Smoking causes cancer, kids; and alcohol is bad for your liver. Follow my example, and embrace a life of abstainance!

[Ilias Nytrau]

^Daisy chains? I love daisy chains! :eeeCould you... could you braid some flowers in my hair? Please? PRETTY PLEASE? :ohno

[Aurelias Kazaar]

That medical procedure you're asking for...yeah...gonna have to go to a Sith for that.

[Miranda Tarkin]

"Yes Director, I've made certain that all of the details in my report are there." smiles.

:p

[Pierce Tondry]

... you know, maybe I will give peace a chance.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Be an Imp? But of course.

[Tell Cho]

I think I'll get a new job... as a clown for birthday parties.^

[Aidan Fox]

Ninja bump thread necromancy!

^ "Excuse me, has anyone seen my fedora?"

[Abarai Loki]

^ "When I was a kid..."

[Rev Solomon]

^
"I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause!
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Padawans to understand
The power that's inside!

Padawan!
Gotta catch 'em all--
It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Padawan!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Here she comes man, gimme some ones!!

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Have your pets spayed & neutered

[Saladin]

Mr. Prent, pleassse! jI don't know wherrre jyou get sssuch awful jideassss, but thjis rrrrelatjionshjip jis strrrjictljy platonjic!

[Dasquian Belargic]

All I ever really wanted... was to be friends with the humans. To be loved by the humans! Is that so much to ask!?

[Vansen Tyree]

You know, they get a terribly bad press, but when it comes down to it, the hospitality in Imperial prisons really isn't that bad.

[Ecks]

I frakkin' love toast! I don't know what I'd do without my toaster. :love

(I know, I know, but I don't know much about Tyree to be honest, so I went with my first impression ;))

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I really should start using an exfoliating cream.

[Karl Valten]

Does this monocle make me look classy?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

It's not the size of the star destroyer that counts, it's how you maneuver it!

[Jaden Luka]

Excuse me, waiter? I've been looking over your menu and, well, I don't mean to be awkward or anything, but I am on a strict vegetarian diet. Do you perchance have any soya-based rodent alternatives?

[Malick Raine]

^Rogue's squadron? You mean that chick that can steal my laser eye powers has her own squadron? Is prof X off his meds again?

[Tristan Tahmores]

^ and ^^ - Don't be ridiculous: sunglasses make you look like a dork.

[Tannis V'larr]

"Thanks for your frank and sincere criticism, Ensign V'larr! I can't tell you how much I appreciate the thought and care you put into your lesson plans every day. The academy could use more dedicated teachers like you!"

:(

[Karl Valten]

"Bah! Edumacation is fer yella-bellies."

[Malick Raine]

"The Inquisitoriate will let you off with a warning this time Grace Van-derveld but no more Tom Foolery."

[Tannis V'larr]

Tom Foolery sounds like someone I should meet! ;)

"The name's Raine. Malick 'Chocolate' Raine."

[Karl Valten]

Tom Foolery sounds like someone I should meet! ;)

"The name's Raine. Malick 'Chocolate' Raine."

Brilliant, Sir!!

[Amos Iakona]

"I do not think very much of this George Michael tribute act. I find his lack of Faith disturbing."


:mischief

[Regulus Starborn]

"Can you weave some bows into my hair? Pretty bows, please :eee"

[Tristan Tahmores]

I am super, thanks for asking!
All things considered, I couldn't be better, I must say!
I'm feeling super! No nothing bugs me,
Everything is super when you're -
Don't you think I look good in this hat (http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blogs/austin/austinmovies/upload/2008/06/tommy_lee_jones2b.jpg)?

:eee

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

My father? Yeah? He's a complete pathetic wimp. I could so take him and the entire Empire on single-handed!

What? He's right behind me?

Yeah you heard me, old man! BRING IT. You aint got NOTHING ON ME! I'll kick your ass!

[Dashiel Starborn]

"Major, my mission was a success... the ryshcate cupcakes are ready :eee"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Chastity is my middle name!

[Jaden Luka]

Dear Commodore Tyree,

I would like to seek your advice on the subject of eyepatches.

[Akasha Khan]

Y-Wings? Love those things! You can keep your stupid, zippy little A-Wings and crappy old X-Wings. Give me that extra few centimeters of armor, heavy shields, and ion cannons. It's dangerous out there! And you don't have to move fast when all your targets are stationary.

Yup, there's nothing like a trusty Y-Wing.

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

"Yarn? Where?!"

[Inyos Aamoran]

"A free vacation to Tatooine?" :eee

[Blade Bacquin]

"This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here."

[Rev Solomon]

What if you could travel to parallel worlds? The same year, the same Coruscant, only different dimensions? A world where an Empress rules the galaxy? Or where your dreams of being a Sith Lord came true? Or where Cloud City was a maximum security prison? My friends and I found the gateway. Now the problem is finding a way back home.

... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sliders#Intro) ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

The power of Skywalker compels you! THE POWER OF SKYWALKER COMPELS YOU >:O

[Cleo Némain]

You know what guys? Eff it. No really, this all just isn't worth it. Screw you and your war and this whole thing.

I'm going to Cloud City... where I shall dedicate myself to my true passion: Becoming Lord of the Striptease! :dance

[Miranda Tarkin]

"I have the best diction in the galaxy."

[Elias Akasha]

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"Oh, Elias; sweet Elias! Forget Sorsha. Forget Gallus. I long for the embrace of a real man! Give me the kind of love that only your rippling muscles can provide!"

[Miranda Tarkin]

"Oh man! Another dream where I'm left unfulfilled!" >_<

Oh wait, he would say that :p

[Abarai Loki]

"Could you run that by me again without the uniform? Oh Dan... you are the Man!" :love

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

[Eluna Thals]

Doctor, I want the works. Boob job, collagen for the lips, and can you maybe do something with this scar?

[Akasha Khan]

Huh? I've never noticed this stamp on my butt before. What does it say? "Hecho en Méxic--" Whaaaaaa?

[John]

"I saw the play Cat's eight hundred sixty-two times. I own the special edition DVD, in fact you want to watch it with me?"