Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 3rd, 2008, 05:59:51 PM
HollieBelle2: *I want LD to battle Marcus for fun,.... :-)*
ForceMastrHunter: You really are a sucker for punishment
HollieBelle2: hehe
HollieBelle2: I am not!
HollieBelle2: I will beat you!
ForceMastrHunter: Yes you are
HollieBelle2: MY KUNG FU IS GREATER!
ForceMastrHunter: Yes, but my gun beats your kung fu
HollieBelle2: I have moves you've never heard of
HollieBelle2: let along seen or imagined
ForceMastrHunter: Suuurrrreeeee
HollieBelle2: *force deflect bullet*
HollieBelle2: I'm like superwoman
ForceMastrHunter: :: Force TITANIC THEME!::
HollieBelle2: *force ACTUALLY LIKES THE TITANIC THEME!!!*
HollieBelle2: muahaha
HollieBelle2: I am more diabolical than you knew
ForceMastrHunter: FORCE KITTENS!!!
ForceMastrHunter: :: Adorable kittens look lovenly at Holly::
HollieBelle2: *squishes the kittens with her boots*
HollieBelle2: ha!
HollieBelle2: I have a heart of STONE!
ForceMastrHunter: :: Kitten looks pathetic at Holly pleading to be snuggled::
HollieBelle2: I already squished it
HollieBelle2: gross, its all bloody
HollieBelle2: *snaps its neck*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Kitten doesnt believe you would do that::
HollieBelle2: *tosses dead kitten at FMH*
HollieBelle2: :-)
HollieBelle2: kitten stew?
ForceMastrHunter: :: Kitten knows how much you really like kittens::
ForceMastrHunter: So... MNEH!
ForceMastrHunter: :: LIttle kitten looks up and mews::
HollieBelle2: IT CAN"T MEW!
HollieBelle2: it is dead.
HollieBelle2: Dead kitties don't mew
HollieBelle2: just like dead men tell no tales
ForceMastrHunter: Yes, but Kitten knows your in denial
HollieBelle2: *sends a blast of Force Destruction at Mark*
ForceMastrHunter: * ducks and FORCE FARTS!!!
HollieBelle2: *jumps behind a huge mirror, and drops a lighted match behind him, ducks as the fart ignites, reflecting off the mirror and burning his butt*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Follow through shatters mirror::
HollieBelle2: *force throws shards of shattered mirror at Mark's butt*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Spins around, and catches shards in large basket::
HollieBelle2: *spin kicks and knocks his feet out from under him*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Pours oil under her feet, Holly goes sliding into spin dryer::
HollieBelle2: *force jumps to the ceiling, grabbing the ceiling fan and then falling on top of Mark*
HollieBelle2: *crushing him to the ground*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Rolls away before fan hits.... hey, how did you get out of the spin dryer????
HollieBelle2: NO I FELL ON YOU NOT THE FAN
HollieBelle2: and what the heck is a spin dryer?
HollieBelle2: Since I know nothing of it, it must be godmoding and so I ignore it :-)
HollieBelle2: I JUMPED OUT OF IT YOU SILLY AUSSIE!
ForceMastrHunter: A spin dryer is a clothes dryer
HollieBelle2: ;-)
ForceMastrHunter: Well, you didnt say, so you were moding!!!
HollieBelle2: I DID TOOO SAY!
HollieBelle2: *jumps straight up to the ceiling*
HollieBelle2: see?
HollieBelle2: *rips dryer out of the ground and throws it at Mark*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Dodges and uses portable hole to disappear for a second::
HollieBelle2: *dryer stops up the portable hole, allowing LD to follow him inside*
HollieBelle2: *she pops out into his office at work*
HollieBelle2: hmmm.
ForceMastrHunter: :: Not there :P
HollieBelle2: *okay then! SHE POPS OUT INTO WHEREVER IT IS HE IS!*
HollieBelle2: as long as its not the toilet
ForceMastrHunter: :: Throws toilet at Holly::
HollieBelle2: *uses the force to slam it into the ground in front of her*
HollieBelle2: *jumps over it*
ForceMastrHunter: Geyser of water from wall smashes into Holly::
HollieBelle2: *pushing her into Mark, making them both fall on the ground. She grabs his hair and smashes the back of his head into the ground*
ForceMastrHunter: Reaches round and gives Holly massive wedgy
HollieBelle2: ow
HollieBelle2: *fixes it*
HollieBelle2: ow ow ow
HollieBelle2: *pokes him in the eye with her middle finger*
HollieBelle2: ;-)
ForceMastrHunter: :: Bites finger::
HollieBelle2: like the way your eye tastes? *fishhooks him and rips downwards*
ForceMastrHunter: :: had finger in teeth, finger bitten off::
HollieBelle2: *jabs him with exposed bone end, slashing up face*
ForceMastrHunter: Moves head away, then kicks her in jaw
HollieBelle2: too close for that sort of kick
HollieBelle2: *blocks kick*
HollieBelle2: *with forarms*
HollieBelle2: unless you're Jedi Master Gumby, maybe
ForceMastrHunter: No, it can be done, I've done it in RL
HollieBelle2: ow
HollieBelle2: well I blocked it anyway
HollieBelle2: lol
ForceMastrHunter: So foot was coming up.... right.....:: Extends leg out kicking to breastbone::
HollieBelle2: *is kicked backwards, air popping out of her lungs, but manages to convert fall into a backflip/roll...coming up on her knees gasping to air and getting to her feet*
ForceMastrHunter: Picks up a toaster and scones her with it
HollieBelle2: *Grabs electric cord from toaster as it, I'm assuming here, comes at her, leaning way back so it goes over her head, ripping it out of his hand as she backflips to her feet. She twirls toaster and then whacks FMH with it*
HollieBelle2: what the heck is scones? I know what Scones are, they're eating things, but how can one scone something?
ForceMastrHunter: Head. Slang for hit upsideof head
HollieBelle2: okay that's what I was assuming
ForceMastrHunter: And it was thrown
HollieBelle2: *still grabbed cord and avoided*
HollieBelle2: I'm bendy
ForceMastrHunter: :: reaches and grabs hair, then twirls her about and into a wall""
HollieBelle2: *runs up wall and jumps off, landing behind him and kicks him in the back of the knee*
HollieBelle2: mneh!
ForceMastrHunter: Hang on, that made little sense
ForceMastrHunter: :: ahlts time while he figures thast out::
HollieBelle2: no it makes sense
HollieBelle2: *can still talk even though time has halted*
HollieBelle2: you fling her towards a wall
ForceMastrHunter: :: Unhalts time, spins on floor, sweeps her legs away::
HollieBelle2: ACK!
HollieBelle2: cheater
HollieBelle2: youhad me distracted with the time halt thing
ForceMastrHunter: :P
ForceMastrHunter: MNEH
HollieBelle2: *jumps over sweeping leg*
HollieBelle2: mneh!
ForceMastrHunter: :: Pulls out rail gun and firs whole clip::
HollieBelle2: *watches as his bullets hit the ground*
HollieBelle2: you didn't say what you were aiming at
HollieBelle2: *kicks gun out of hand*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Didnt say which hand::
HollieBelle2: *kicks gun out of hand that was holding the gun*
ForceMastrHunter: Pulls out other gun and empties clip at holly
HollieBelle2: *gets shot and killed. Last words are....* you have...no....honor.......gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... .......ssssss......
HollieBelle2: erk!
HollieBelle2: *dies in a shower of blood*
HollieBelle2: dang it
HollieBelle2: you beat me
ForceMastrHunter: Well, you DID try to kill kitten!!!!!
HollieBelle2: I DID KILL THE DANG THING!
HollieBelle2: *stomps on kitten's icky bloody corpse*
HollieBelle2: ew
ForceMastrHunter: WELL YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!!!
HollieBelle2: that is icky and bloody
ForceMastrHunter: * cries*
HollieBelle2: *reanimates kitten*
HollieBelle2: *kitten mewls and huggles Mark*
ForceMastrHunter: :-)
HollieBelle2: just so you know
HollieBelle2: I would have beaten you had this not been a silly fight
HollieBelle2: the time halt was godmoding ;-)
ForceMastrHunter: Suuurrrrrreeeeeee. I'd kick your *** anything
HollieBelle2: *copies fight to post in OOC*
HollieBelle2: muahaha
*sigh* Those were the days. (http://www.sw-fans.net/archive/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97) What happened to you, Mark? :lol
ForceMastrHunter: You really are a sucker for punishment
HollieBelle2: hehe
HollieBelle2: I am not!
HollieBelle2: I will beat you!
ForceMastrHunter: Yes you are
HollieBelle2: MY KUNG FU IS GREATER!
ForceMastrHunter: Yes, but my gun beats your kung fu
HollieBelle2: I have moves you've never heard of
HollieBelle2: let along seen or imagined
ForceMastrHunter: Suuurrrreeeee
HollieBelle2: *force deflect bullet*
HollieBelle2: I'm like superwoman
ForceMastrHunter: :: Force TITANIC THEME!::
HollieBelle2: *force ACTUALLY LIKES THE TITANIC THEME!!!*
HollieBelle2: muahaha
HollieBelle2: I am more diabolical than you knew
ForceMastrHunter: FORCE KITTENS!!!
ForceMastrHunter: :: Adorable kittens look lovenly at Holly::
HollieBelle2: *squishes the kittens with her boots*
HollieBelle2: ha!
HollieBelle2: I have a heart of STONE!
ForceMastrHunter: :: Kitten looks pathetic at Holly pleading to be snuggled::
HollieBelle2: I already squished it
HollieBelle2: gross, its all bloody
HollieBelle2: *snaps its neck*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Kitten doesnt believe you would do that::
HollieBelle2: *tosses dead kitten at FMH*
HollieBelle2: :-)
HollieBelle2: kitten stew?
ForceMastrHunter: :: Kitten knows how much you really like kittens::
ForceMastrHunter: So... MNEH!
ForceMastrHunter: :: LIttle kitten looks up and mews::
HollieBelle2: IT CAN"T MEW!
HollieBelle2: it is dead.
HollieBelle2: Dead kitties don't mew
HollieBelle2: just like dead men tell no tales
ForceMastrHunter: Yes, but Kitten knows your in denial
HollieBelle2: *sends a blast of Force Destruction at Mark*
ForceMastrHunter: * ducks and FORCE FARTS!!!
HollieBelle2: *jumps behind a huge mirror, and drops a lighted match behind him, ducks as the fart ignites, reflecting off the mirror and burning his butt*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Follow through shatters mirror::
HollieBelle2: *force throws shards of shattered mirror at Mark's butt*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Spins around, and catches shards in large basket::
HollieBelle2: *spin kicks and knocks his feet out from under him*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Pours oil under her feet, Holly goes sliding into spin dryer::
HollieBelle2: *force jumps to the ceiling, grabbing the ceiling fan and then falling on top of Mark*
HollieBelle2: *crushing him to the ground*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Rolls away before fan hits.... hey, how did you get out of the spin dryer????
HollieBelle2: NO I FELL ON YOU NOT THE FAN
HollieBelle2: and what the heck is a spin dryer?
HollieBelle2: Since I know nothing of it, it must be godmoding and so I ignore it :-)
HollieBelle2: I JUMPED OUT OF IT YOU SILLY AUSSIE!
ForceMastrHunter: A spin dryer is a clothes dryer
HollieBelle2: ;-)
ForceMastrHunter: Well, you didnt say, so you were moding!!!
HollieBelle2: I DID TOOO SAY!
HollieBelle2: *jumps straight up to the ceiling*
HollieBelle2: see?
HollieBelle2: *rips dryer out of the ground and throws it at Mark*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Dodges and uses portable hole to disappear for a second::
HollieBelle2: *dryer stops up the portable hole, allowing LD to follow him inside*
HollieBelle2: *she pops out into his office at work*
HollieBelle2: hmmm.
ForceMastrHunter: :: Not there :P
HollieBelle2: *okay then! SHE POPS OUT INTO WHEREVER IT IS HE IS!*
HollieBelle2: as long as its not the toilet
ForceMastrHunter: :: Throws toilet at Holly::
HollieBelle2: *uses the force to slam it into the ground in front of her*
HollieBelle2: *jumps over it*
ForceMastrHunter: Geyser of water from wall smashes into Holly::
HollieBelle2: *pushing her into Mark, making them both fall on the ground. She grabs his hair and smashes the back of his head into the ground*
ForceMastrHunter: Reaches round and gives Holly massive wedgy
HollieBelle2: ow
HollieBelle2: *fixes it*
HollieBelle2: ow ow ow
HollieBelle2: *pokes him in the eye with her middle finger*
HollieBelle2: ;-)
ForceMastrHunter: :: Bites finger::
HollieBelle2: like the way your eye tastes? *fishhooks him and rips downwards*
ForceMastrHunter: :: had finger in teeth, finger bitten off::
HollieBelle2: *jabs him with exposed bone end, slashing up face*
ForceMastrHunter: Moves head away, then kicks her in jaw
HollieBelle2: too close for that sort of kick
HollieBelle2: *blocks kick*
HollieBelle2: *with forarms*
HollieBelle2: unless you're Jedi Master Gumby, maybe
ForceMastrHunter: No, it can be done, I've done it in RL
HollieBelle2: ow
HollieBelle2: well I blocked it anyway
HollieBelle2: lol
ForceMastrHunter: So foot was coming up.... right.....:: Extends leg out kicking to breastbone::
HollieBelle2: *is kicked backwards, air popping out of her lungs, but manages to convert fall into a backflip/roll...coming up on her knees gasping to air and getting to her feet*
ForceMastrHunter: Picks up a toaster and scones her with it
HollieBelle2: *Grabs electric cord from toaster as it, I'm assuming here, comes at her, leaning way back so it goes over her head, ripping it out of his hand as she backflips to her feet. She twirls toaster and then whacks FMH with it*
HollieBelle2: what the heck is scones? I know what Scones are, they're eating things, but how can one scone something?
ForceMastrHunter: Head. Slang for hit upsideof head
HollieBelle2: okay that's what I was assuming
ForceMastrHunter: And it was thrown
HollieBelle2: *still grabbed cord and avoided*
HollieBelle2: I'm bendy
ForceMastrHunter: :: reaches and grabs hair, then twirls her about and into a wall""
HollieBelle2: *runs up wall and jumps off, landing behind him and kicks him in the back of the knee*
HollieBelle2: mneh!
ForceMastrHunter: Hang on, that made little sense
ForceMastrHunter: :: ahlts time while he figures thast out::
HollieBelle2: no it makes sense
HollieBelle2: *can still talk even though time has halted*
HollieBelle2: you fling her towards a wall
ForceMastrHunter: :: Unhalts time, spins on floor, sweeps her legs away::
HollieBelle2: ACK!
HollieBelle2: cheater
HollieBelle2: youhad me distracted with the time halt thing
ForceMastrHunter: :P
ForceMastrHunter: MNEH
HollieBelle2: *jumps over sweeping leg*
HollieBelle2: mneh!
ForceMastrHunter: :: Pulls out rail gun and firs whole clip::
HollieBelle2: *watches as his bullets hit the ground*
HollieBelle2: you didn't say what you were aiming at
HollieBelle2: *kicks gun out of hand*
ForceMastrHunter: :: Didnt say which hand::
HollieBelle2: *kicks gun out of hand that was holding the gun*
ForceMastrHunter: Pulls out other gun and empties clip at holly
HollieBelle2: *gets shot and killed. Last words are....* you have...no....honor.......gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... .......ssssss......
HollieBelle2: erk!
HollieBelle2: *dies in a shower of blood*
HollieBelle2: dang it
HollieBelle2: you beat me
ForceMastrHunter: Well, you DID try to kill kitten!!!!!
HollieBelle2: I DID KILL THE DANG THING!
HollieBelle2: *stomps on kitten's icky bloody corpse*
HollieBelle2: ew
ForceMastrHunter: WELL YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!!!
HollieBelle2: that is icky and bloody
ForceMastrHunter: * cries*
HollieBelle2: *reanimates kitten*
HollieBelle2: *kitten mewls and huggles Mark*
ForceMastrHunter: :-)
HollieBelle2: just so you know
HollieBelle2: I would have beaten you had this not been a silly fight
HollieBelle2: the time halt was godmoding ;-)
ForceMastrHunter: Suuurrrrrreeeeeee. I'd kick your *** anything
HollieBelle2: *copies fight to post in OOC*
HollieBelle2: muahaha
*sigh* Those were the days. (http://www.sw-fans.net/archive/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97) What happened to you, Mark? :lol