Bring Me the Head of Ishara Alastor

[Salem Ave]

Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Salem. :cool:



:lol Alright with that out of the way. It's time for some Charlies Angels-esque action in which the ladies of Onderon to live up to their devious Darth titles. How, you ask?

Razielle and Lilaena are going to assassinate the Queen Mother of Hapes :o

However... through an unfortunate series of circumstances, they are going to end up with their asses in jail and a death penalty on their heads. So, someone needs to save them. Who, you cry?

Darth Creas! Adraudia Basille! Yes, the Queen will have to travel to Hapes, free her comrades, and - with the help of her pals - complete the assassination attempt.

Salem, meanwhile, will be sipping a martinis in an undisclosed location in the Onderonian mountains.

[Razielle Alastor]

you're sending my belly into battle? :twak

:p I kid, I love it. The Queen Mother would want her lineage to be under her thumb anyways.

[Salem Ave]

I was thinking this would be after the baby was born. (skipping ahead in the timeline for the sake of fun times)

Maybe that was part of your disguise in going? To introduce Ishara to her grand-daughter? And then she could steal it, after you tried to kill her :mneh

[Lilaena]

Well, going to battle while prego isn't unheard of, when it comes to women in general and Force users in paticular. :)

But skipping ahead is :cool too

[Salem Ave]

^ Fears Womb, am i rite?

But yeah, I think it might be more interesting story-wise if Ishara stole the bebe.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

But then... then... uh...

Wait are we taking the baby with us?

edit: n/m I see the answer could be yes. I am GUD AT REEDING.

Okay so Lil could be going as Razzy's ladies maid? Cool, nu?

[Salem Ave]

That would work.

[Razielle Alastor]

Oh, yes post-bebe would be shiny. And if the bitch steals Beatrix her ass is cooked anyways. :D

[Miranda Tarkin]

Yes prego in battle is something that Dale knew well :lol This is should be fun :D

[Lucianus Adair]

I shall occupy myself... Uhm... with trees. :rolleyes

[Tristan Alastor]

I would offer to play with you, Phoenix - but I think I may have been stolen by witches at that point :uhoh

[Razielle Alastor]

I hope so for your sake... ;)

[Tristan Alastor]

Darling, you wouldn't kill me too?

Would you?

:o

[Razielle Alastor]

Of course not, my dearest....

:ninja

[Miranda Tarkin]

this thread makes me laugh ^_^ yay

[Lucianus Adair]

I would offer to play with you, Phoenix - but I think I may have been stolen by witches at that point :uhoh

Well, at least I am prettier than you. :p

...and as for what I am up to? Supplanting the general AND the captain of the royal guard. I am by far much more useful to your purposes.>D

[Razielle Alastor]

you post more anyways... :p, future baby-sitter..

XD

[Lucianus Adair]

I will try not to corrupt the little darling. :rolleyes

[Razielle Alastor]

Considering her parentage, I'd be more concerned with who'll she be corrupting in time..

Corrupt away! :lol

[Salem Ave]

Yes, I am afraid she is going to be corrupt from birth... redeeming her would be harder than making her evil

[Tiber Cyn]

This is to funny. Oh yeah I still exist betcha all missed my charming personality and now non existent rp career as a hapen royal guard protecting an ambasador. :P

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Did you post IC? O_o

Anyway, when are we starting this?

[Dasquian Belargic]

ASAP I guess. Maybe tomorrow?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Well I'll keep my eyes open. :)

[Lucianus Adair]

Woo. Yays. Things are finally calming down a little, and I should be able to be posting. ^_^

[Razielle Alastor]

Excellent!

[Aestiva Ni'Liatoth]

This is to funny. Oh yeah I still exist betcha all missed my charming personality and now non existent rp career as a hapen royal guard protecting an ambasador. :P

nonexistent? :twak What so I'm not worthy of protecting?

:p

[Lucianus Adair]

Yummy is worth protecting. Well, at least until yummy has served its purpose. >D

[Salem Ave]

Ok so when I said I would start this ASAP evidently I meant 'in a couple of months time'. Obviously with Erin not being around we can't progress it particularly far, but I think I might get the intro up this weekend :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

wooohoo!!! :dance

[Morgan Evanar]

I always figured it would be amusing if Victer showed up and had p. much already done the job for them. He's already figured out that Salemn wants the Queen of Hapes bumped off.

It would also cement him as being devious, which I like. He's subtle right now, and I think this would be the big bang he needs.

I've already figured out how to do it too. :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

Do tell :mneh

[Morgan Evanar]

Some of the edible imports the queen and her court have been eating are... reactive with an odorless, colorless gas.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Iocaine Powder!

[Dasquian Belargic]

The idea was for this to be the first time that the Queen gets some real action, killin peeps and freeing her co-apprentices... but if you two want to work together on it, be my guest.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

LD would be pretty pissed if she went all that way and got the glory stolen by some upstart. Of course, they're going to be in jail and failed anyway... that's going to make her mad.

In other news, I posted and am the best apprentice ever.

[Miranda Tarkin]

Well, she can still free the Apprentices and take out the Queen with Victer. It would be a surprise I think, but either way with Ishara dead, Salem would be pleased and cement Onderon's chosen as those who control Hapes ^_^

I do not want to discount Adraudia killing some people. I want that side of her to be seen finally.

[Tiber Cyn]

Can I try and stop her?

[Dasquian Belargic]

..why would you do a silly thing like that? :mneh

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*yawn* is this thread going to progress?

[Dasquian Belargic]

You know it can't until Erin is back :|

[Tiber Cyn]

..why would you do a silly thing like that? :mneh

I don't maybe it's cause I have some odd sense of loyalty to Ishara Alastor her being the queen of hapes and all. It might also be because I'm a royal guard. Then again it could be a total lapse in judgement on my part. :mneh

[Miranda Tarkin]

Patience evil Sith :whip

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:shakefist LD is not known for her patience

:)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Go post in the other thread we have then :mneh

[Lilaena De'Ville]

YOU go post in the other thread we have then.

Er, after I do. :uhoh

[Razielle Alastor]

What'd I miss?! |I

[Salem Ave]

Apart from me? ;)

[Razielle Alastor]

well... obviously.. :rolleyes

:love

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Razzy!!! :glomp

[Lucianus Adair]

Tasty!

I mean... welcome back! :D

[Miranda Tarkin]

She lives!!! :eee

[Razielle Alastor]

I posted, go go go!

[Akasha Khan]

*Pounces Raz!*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hmm, would it be alright if I bring my slave girl along? :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Sure, why not :)

You're up btw :D

[Akasha Khan]

I am not getting in a crate.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

No, Erin is!

Akasha will be accompanying us, but LD is going to slip her into the entourage, she won't be there in any official capacity other than servant/slave, unlike the Princess and Mandalore. And, I'd prefer if the fact that she's LD's apprentice is sort of... not well known aside from Salem. :) If that's possible.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

AHAHAHA no I didn't mean Erin is getting into a crate! >_<

[Droo]

Yes, you did! And you're going to ship her to meee!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol

Wait a second, you have access here? *calls the dogs* >D

[Droo]

Please woman, I own this place!

[Razielle Alastor]

I am not getting in a damn crate. <_<

[Lucianus Adair]

What about my 'crate'? :lol

[Razielle Alastor]

what.. a crate of brains?o_O

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I think Salem is allowed in your crate, but you're not allowed to let anyone else in.

:mischief

And no one gets anywhere near mine! :eek

[Razielle Alastor]

done..

Hey Phoenix, my invite is for plus one. Wanna go for a ride?

[Lucianus Adair]

I'm all for beheadings, my dear. :D



And no one gets anywhere near mine! :eek

That so? We shall see about that.

[Razielle Alastor]

suh-weet! :D:D:D

I'll pop on so we can plot. ;)

[Salem Ave]

Ok you guyses, feel free to skip forward a day and board the ship to Hapes in your next posts.

[Razielle Alastor]

aye aye!:D

[Tiber Cyn]

Oh no it's that tralk that married Triston. welcome back Raz. :D

[Razielle Alastor]

Did I? I can't recall.... :angel

Who is Tristan again?

[Tiber Cyn]

That pansy hapan who my woman is infatuated with... I mean the son of the queen of Hapes whom I sever until death. :/

Life sucks. lol

[Razielle Alastor]

you severed him to death? I knew it! You killed my husband! You are why he is missing! GUARDS!!!:verymad;)

[Tiber Cyn]

No I serve the queen until my death. Saddly that also means I must protect your pathetic husband too. :p

Which reminds me I have to start a thread where I take Aestiva on a search mission for him. Gah!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Sever?

I think you mean serve ;) It's Raz and LD who will be doing the severing! :lol

[Razielle Alastor]

Haha, you won't find him.

He is in a place where you can't get unless you happen to be force sensitive, and can navigate through herds of trained rancor, and want to deal with an entire clan of Nightsisters who do not want to give up their Witch Prince, and... one in particular who is quite enamored of him.

Wait... who said he wanted to be found?:p

[Tiber Cyn]

It was Mr. Salems suggestion actually. I think he is just trying to get us off onderon. lol

[Razielle Alastor]

Go... catch a chicken. :twak

[Tiber Cyn]

I was wondering if whom ever is to kill the queen if they might do me a small favor if possible. I don't know by what means you are going to kill her for sure. weather it's going to be covert or confrontational?

If you could could you also if possible kill the captain (or head of the guard what ever he is called.) of the royal guard. Currently in Ashley's back story I got it writen as the captain or what ever is his father. I mean it would be a great twist for my character but only if you can make it possible of course.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Um, I think I'm waiting on Razzy to post to this..?

[Razielle Alastor]

:o Going! Sorreh!

and done!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Lilaena is up now, I believe.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

^_^; I know I know!

I'm secretly holding out until you post to some other threads I'm waiting on YOU in. ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

:shakefist blackmail and bribery!

[Razielle Alastor]

:twak just post! all of you people!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:shakefist blackmail and bribery!

I learned from the best, Master. :cool:

[Salem Ave]

Do as I say, not as I do! :mneh

[Aestiva Ni'Liatoth]

I was going to offer the idea of Aestiva as a sleeper assassin, but it looks like it's been decided and I'm coming into things too late for that to make sense.

[Dasquian Belargic]

The Queen is killing the Queen. Adraudia is killing Ishara. :mneh

As I've said before, this was supposed to be a chance for Adraudia to show what she is made of.

[Aestiva Ni'Liatoth]

as it should be. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

But if you want to go help her somehow.. I think Victer is supposed to be helping some how.

I mean, they have to break Lilaena and Raz out of jail too whilst they're there.

[Aestiva Ni'Liatoth]

nah, I'll sit this one out. Aestiva's training will keep her active for now. :)

[Razielle Alastor]

ISHARA.

POST DAMN YOU!:twak