Star Wars quotes

[Atreyu]

This forum doesn't get enough traffic, so I'm going to try and rectify that with ...

... A QUOTES THREAD! :dance

Simple really - just post a quote (doesn't have to be a favourite or anything, any quote will do) from SW. Just remember to note the speaker, as well as where the quote comes from.

I'm going to stick to the films, but if you really want to be clever, try getting quotes from some of the books, comics, games etc. :)

[Atreyu]

Ok, I'll start. :)


"That's no moon ... it's a SPACE STATION!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope

[Dasquian Belargic]

Here's one from the master witticisms...


"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." - HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic II

[Atreyu]

Ahhh, didn't think of the games - I'll edit my opening post and add that in too.

And I like your quote too. :) Never played the games myself.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Yup. There are some great quotes in the games. One from a novel which I haven't read but it always tickled me...


"I'll pour the wine and you tell me what you like best about me." - Ben Skywalker (impersonating Lando Calrissian), Betrayal

:D

[Park Kraken]

"Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" - Biggs Darklighter, Episode IV, a New Hope.

:mischief

[Atreyu]

New one :):

"I think we may have to accept Federation control for the time being." - Senator Palpatine, The Phantom Menace

[Estelle Russard]

"No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE.”

Han Solo - Empire Strikes Back.

(Not much of a quote, but the scene is funny)

Btw, love the Ben Skywalker quote :lol

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!
Han: I can arrange that. You could USE a good kiss!

--The Empire Strikes Back

[Bambi Maddox]

“I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.”

ANH

[Wyl Staedtler]

Han (:love) and Leia from one of the Enemy Lines books.

Han: If we pick up more pursuit, I'm going back through. Those guys are good.
Leia: Who?
Han: The gunners on Lusankya. They picked off our pursuit and didn't put a scratch on us.
Leia: Han, they were trying to kill us, too. I saw those batteries traversing to follow us. We're nothing more than another blur to them. You just outflew them. The skips didn't.
Han: Oh. Then I'm not going back.

[Jaden Luka]

"Blast! This is why I hate flying!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Attack of the Clones

Purely because that's the line I do for my Obi impression. :D

[Park Kraken]

"In surrendering this, we surrender ourselves," - Warmaster Nas Choka
NJO - Unifying Force

[Kamvil Albrecht]

Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force.

Anakin Skywalker: They do??

Really, that is so cool.

[Jaden Luka]

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!" - Han Solo, A New Hope

Popcorn: £3.
Star Wars DVDs: £20.
Watching your best friend squirm when his little sister asks why you're both laughing at that: Priceless.

:mischief

[Atreyu]

Leia: I thought you said you knew this person?
Chewiee: ::growls something::
Han: Well that was a long time ago, I'm sure he's forgotten about that ...
- Empire Strikes Back
The look on Han's face is pricelesss, as is Leia's. :)

[Darth McBain]

"We're all fine here... now... thank you... How are you?"

Han Solo - ANH

[Dasquian Belargic]

"Are you an angel? Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it." - Atton Rand, Knights of the Old Republic II

:lol Stupid Anakin.

[Miranda Tarkin]

That is fantastic!!! :lol

[Darth Sauron]

My favorite quote of the whole damn saga:


Apology accepted, Captain Needa. -- Darth Vader, ESB

[Atreyu]

"I am your father" - Darth Vader, Empire Strikes BackOf course the prequels now spoil the surprise ... :p

[Jaden Luka]

"It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's jealous. He's holding me back!" - Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to angst; angst leads to...emo?

[Dasquian Belargic]

"It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it." - Kreia, Knights of the Old Republic II

[Dasquian Belargic]

"In those days, you wouldn't have caught me within a thousand light-years of Yavin once that Death Star showed up. You see, that was before I decided to give up a good job to become a savior of the galaxy. Now I eat Death Stars for breakfast." -- Lando, Galaxy Guide 5: Return of the Jedi

[Jaden Luka]

Anakin: "If you'll excuse me Master."
[Anakin jumps out of the speeder]
Obi-Wan: "I hate it when he does that."
- Attack of the Clones

Imagine how different the galaxy would be if that flying bus was just a little bit faster...

[Park Kraken]

Anakin: "If you'll excuse me Master."
[Anakin jumps out of the speeder]
Obi-Wan: "I hate it when he does that."
- Attack of the Clones

Imagine how different the galaxy would be if that flying bus was just a little bit faster...

Or if just as he was preparing to land on the bus, another speeder came along and splattered him like a love bug.



"The Sarlaac found me somewhat indegistable Solo" - Boba Fett, Dark Empire.

[Atreyu]

"Only a Sith speaks in absolutes." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith

[Atreyu]

Have we run out of quotes already? Come now, I'm sure there are more than 15 lines in the entire saga. :)

Another one:

"I want to come with you to Alderaan - there's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father." - Luke Skywalker, A New Hope

[Captain Untouchable]

"*beep!* *pop!* *whistle!* *chirp!* *trill!*" - R2-D2, The Empire Strikes Back

Or was it *beep!* *chirp!* *trill!* *whistle!* *pop!* ? I forget.

:p

[Darth McBain]

"Wipe them out... ALL OF THEM..."
- Darth Sidious, The Phantom Menace

[Dasquian Belargic]

"That's me: Lando Calrissian, miracles made to order."

- Lando Calrissian, Lando Calrissian and the Flamewind of Oseon

[Atreyu]

Tarkin: I grow tired of asking, so I will ask the last time - where is the rebel base?
Leia: : pauses :: Dantooine ... they're on Dantooine.
Tarkin: There, see Lord Vader she can be reasonable ... continue with the operation, you may fire when ready.
Leia: WHAT?!?!?
Tarkin: You are far too trusting ... Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but do not worry - we'll deal with your rebel friends soon enough.
- A New HopeTarkin you bastard! :mad

[Miranda Tarkin]

:love for the grandfather

:D ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

<dl><dd>"Do you think a Lord of the Sith dies so easily?!" </dd><dd>―Darth Maleval (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Maleval), moments before he was shot in the back by a stormtrooper (Star Wars Legacy 4)
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[Miranda Tarkin]

Wow, that either the best Stormtrooper EVER, or the worse Sith ever! :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

"Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?"
―Wes Janson (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wes_Janson), talking about Kell Tainer (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kell_Tainer) (X-Wing: Wraith Squadron)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Luke - "They're gonna execute her! Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?"
Han - "Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind."
Luke - "But they're gonna kill her!"
Han- "Better her than me!"
ANH

[Atreyu]

"I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope

[Atreyu]

"Blast them!" - every other stormtrooper (and droid fighter) throughout the entire saga.

[Arya Ravenwing]

"You came on that? You're braver than I thought." Princess Leia, A New Hope

[Estelle Russard]

"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side" - Darth Vader ESB

[Dasquian Belargic]

"I don't need a partner, and I don't want a friend. My name says it all, pal. Solo."
―Han Solo (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Han_Solo), to Chewbacca (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chewbacca), soon after Chewbacca swears his life debt (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Life_debt)

[Atreyu]

Luke: I don't-I don't believe it!
Yoda: That ... is why you fail.
- Empire Strikes Back

[Atreyu]

"I will make it legal." - Darth Sidious, The Phantom Menace

[Captain Untouchable]

Mirax: "Never put off to tomorrow what you can do today."
Inyri: "Except, perhaps, dying."
Coran: "Good point. Lets get cleaned up and then we can go see if anyone else procrastinated their way past death."

- X-Wing: Wedge's Gamble

[Flux]

"Wars not make one great."--Yoda, ESB

[Atreyu]

Officer: Sir - rebel ships are coming into our sector!
Needa: Good - our first catch of the day.
- Empire Strikes Back

... though I always felt the way Needa said his response sounded a bit hammy. :p

[Dasquian Belargic]

"Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?"
―HK-47 (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/HK-47)

[Atreyu]

Han: Alright, that's it! Try it!
::Chewiee flips some switches - fire starts and some minor explosions::
Han: Ok - turn it off! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!
- Empire Strikes Back

[Captain Untouchable]

"Besides, Master, those miners intended to murder you. Or worse. Any complaints they would have at being murdered would be the highest form of hypocrisy."
―HK-50 unit, to the Jedi Exile

Wookieepedia quote of the day. :lol

[Yeart Quenn]

"Oh, stop worrying, Wedge. It's obvious they adore you. You could throw up all over yourself and they'd love it. By nightfall they'd all be doing it. They'd call it the 'Wedge Purge.' They'd be eating different-colored foods just to add variety."
―Wes Janson

[Cross]

"...Sometimes swirling Force is just swirling Force. It gets all us old Jedi excited at our age so we go 'Oooo, destiny!'"

I always thought the dialogs between Revan and HK-47 were amusing:


HK-47: Query: Can I kill him now, master? I'd like ever so much to break his neck. It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? I WILL BE BACK!

Revan: What legal requirements do you mean?
HK-47: Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.
Revan: I don't think 'killee' is a word.
HK-47: Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!

HK-47: Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean...
Revan: Demeaning, is it?
HK-47: Clarification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it *quite* like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior...
Revan: You're not making it any better.
HK-47: Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human...

[Doc Milo]

This is my apprentice, Darth Maul . . . he will find your missing ship.


Darth Sidious -- The Phantom Menace

[SiberTiger]

"I sense something .... A presence I've not felt since..." --Darth Vader, A New Hope--

[Telan Desaria]

" My men are working as fast as they can."

" Then perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."

Moff Jerjerrod of Darth Vader


- Note - Atreyu, that was Captain Lennox of the ISD Tyrant that said that, not Captain Needa. Needa was on the Avenger

[Peter McCoy]

'De wanna wanga?'

- Bib Fortuna, Return of the Jedi

[Dasquian Belargic]

<dl><dd>Gorga: "It's simply ghastly, Fett. My whole life in ruins! RUINS!" </dd><dd>Boba Fett: "I see it hasn't hurt your appetite."</dd></dl>-- Boba Fett: When The Fat Lady Swings

[Daiquiri]

Luke: I know, I know! All the scopes are dead. I cant see a thing! Just hold on back there - Im going to start the landing cycle! (Luke to R2D2 in ESB)

(A quote I would use on my best friend when she got all Luke-uppity :lol)

[Riani Starchylde]

<dl><dd>"Darling, I love you, you are my life and my light. If you ever do this to me again, I will vape you where you stand." </dd><dd>―Mara jesting with Luke about pregnancy</dd><dt>
</dt><dt> From the novel Edge of Victory I: Conquest
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[Rossos Atrapes]

<dl><dd>Luke: "Is there something you want to tell me?" </dd><dd>Mara: "If I wanted to tell you, I would, wouldn't I?" </dd><dd>Luke: "Not if you thought it might upset me." </dd><dd>Mara: "You've got me. I hate that shirt. In fact, I think you're a crummy dresser, period." </dd><dd>Luke: "You bought me this shirt."</dd></dl>One must love the Wookieepedia Quote of the Day!

[Peter McCoy]

"No cha!"

- Bib Fortuna, Return of the Jedi

[Riani Starchylde]

<dl><dd>"Kid, luck's got nothing to do with it. Here's your first lesson in sabacc and in life, my young friend. Nothing is what it seems."</dd><dt>
</dt><dd>―Lando Calrissian to Zak Arranda</dd></dl>
Galaxy of Fear: The Nightmare Machine

[Lilaena De'Ville]

"What is thy bidding, my master.."
-Darth Vader, ESB

[Riani Starchylde]

<dl><dd>"If I'm supposed to be the Sword of the Jedi, it's time I took it seriously. " </dd><dd>―Jaina to Luke after Mara's death</dd></dl>

[Dragon]

"You can write this stuff, George, but you can't say it."

--Harrison Ford to George Lucas.

;)

[Aurelias Kazaar]

These aren't the droids you're looking for -- Ben Kenobi ANH

[Dragon]

"NO!"
-- Luke, reacting to Ben Kenobi's Death in ANH

"NOOOOO!"
-- Luke, reacting to Darth Vader's command to search his feelings, ESB

"NOOOOOOOO!"
-- Luke, reacting to Darth Vader's suggestion that Leia might be turned, RotJ

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-- Obi-Wan, reacting to Qui-Gon being impaled by Darth Maul, TPM

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-- Spirit Qui-Gon, reacting to Anakin's slaughter of Tusken Raiders, AotC

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"
-- Darth Vader, reacting to Padme's death, RotS

[Rossos Atrapes]

"NO!"
-- Luke, reacting to Ben Kenobi's Death in ANH

"NOOOOO!"
-- Luke, reacting to Darth Vader's command to search his feelings, ESB

"NOOOOOOOO!"
-- Luke, reacting to Darth Vader's suggestion that Leia might be turned, RotJ

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-- Obi-Wan, reacting to Qui-Gon being impaled by Darth Maul, TPM

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-- Spirit Qui-Gon, reacting to Anakin's slaughter of Tusken Raiders, AotC

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"
-- Darth Vader, reacting to Padme's death, RotS
^^^That, my friend, was pure gold. :lol

[Riani Starchylde]

" I got a bad feeling about this." - any given Star Wars character

[Atreyu]

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Thread%20Necromancy&b=You%20resurrect%20a%20thread.&c=u&e=707&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

"The more you tighten your grip Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."
- Princess Leia Organa to Grand Moff Tarkin, ANH

[Atreyu]

"You're all clear kid so let's blow this thing and go home."
- Han Solo, ANH

[Drin Kizael]

HK-47 had the best lines in both games, and the obvious inspiration for my NPC droid J8-K33. :)




I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time.

...

"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."