Introduction

[Gavrilo Krass]

Greetings ladies and Gentlemen of the Empire, I was told to head over here to introduce myself.

*waves*

I'm somewhat new to the whole Forum RP thing, but I think i got the hang of it.

[Sanya Tagge]

Welcome to the glorious Galactic Empire ;)

[Karl Valten]

Aye, welcome to the Galactic Empire, lieutenant.

[Gavrilo Krass]

^^
If looks could kill....

[Reshmar]

Welcome. I loook forward to destroying your faith in the empire.

[Tiberius Anar]

Just as I look forward to restoring it.

Welcome!

[Sanya Tagge]

Pay no attention to fish-eye, over there. He's still bitter that we fried up his family as an appetizer for dinner. :yum

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Welcome welcome :)

[Miranda Tarkin]

Your Empress welcomes you :D

[Karl Valten]

You're Empress welcomes you :D

That sound dirty to anyone else? :cool:

[Sanya Tagge]

No! Bad Karl! No thinking saucy thoughts about the Empress! :twak

[Gavrilo Krass]

Mind unclean...must purge.:headbash

[Sanya Tagge]

Quite... I am the only one allowed to think those thoughts. :mad

[Miranda Tarkin]

... I sense executions!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I think naughty thoughts about Miranda every single day. Don't no one tell her though :mischief

[Sanya Tagge]

:spank Bad s'Ilancy!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You need to learn to share :verymad

[Miranda Tarkin]

:: approves of the women fighting over her ::

:mischief

[Sanya Tagge]

If it's a fight you want, Lok, it's a fight you'll get...






A PILLOW FIGHT! :mad

[Banner Laverick]

I thought we only had mud fights here!

Karl, are you going to initiate the new guy into the Imperial He-Man Woman Haters Club now? XD You need more troops for the tree-fort.

[Gavrilo Krass]

I support Imperial women happily, they serve an EXTREMELY important service......Which will not be elaborated on due to the pg-13 ness of this board.

[Sanya Tagge]

I hope you aren't expecting to be "serviced" by any of the women in this thread :mneh

[Travis North]

The Empire - Not corrupt at all, not even the least.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh I love pillow fights! :eee

[Nya Halcyon]

Oh this one's a rare gem of a thread.... let me go bring out my two Imps and have some fun with it. :evil

[Gavrilo Krass]

^^

I have that affect on people.

[Miranda Tarkin]

Less talking! More pillows! :mad

[Gavrilo Krass]

I like the way our Empress thinks.:cool:

[Sanya Tagge]

:: hands Miranda a pillow ::

:mischief

[Travis North]

http://www.somersfurniture.com/igm_outdoor/fullsize/6420_Pillow-Gold_Lea_.jpg

Teleran should have been issued these.

[Nya Halcyon]

*fluffy eiderdown pillow comes flying out of a corner and at Sanya*

[Gavrilo Krass]

Of course, A Stormtropper should never be without a pillow!

[Sanya Tagge]

:: hisses ::

Why you sneaky... :mad

:: leaps at Nya, brandishing the pillow above her head ::

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Stormtroopers can't aim for crap, so I have to wonder if they'd hit anything even with a pillow :p

[Nya Halcyon]

Uhhh... damn.... forgot to bring something suitable for defense....

*looks around*

Errrrr.... this will have to do!

*grabs toy duster and jabs it into Sanya's armpit, tickling her mercilessly*

[Miranda Tarkin]

:: hands Miranda a pillow ::

:mischief

tsk tsk. I watch the festivities. ;)

[Nya Halcyon]

Quick! Somebody go snatch that pillow back from her then!

[Karl Valten]

Now these are the kinds of threads I miss.

*grabs a lawnchair and bag of popcorn*

[Sanya Tagge]

Not tickling, no! :lol

[Teleran Balades]

http://www.somersfurniture.com/igm_outdoor/fullsize/6420_Pillow-Gold_Lea_.jpg

Teleran should have been issued these.

Check the tag dude, I designed these babies.

*sprawls on pillows*

[Miranda Tarkin]

:: steals popcorn from karl ::

:D

[Karl Valten]

-WACKS-

Mine. No touchy.

[Sanya Tagge]

:twak's Karl

No :twak-ing the Empress!

[Nya Halcyon]

It's not official yet. Until it's official, she can be :twaked :evil

[Karl Valten]

Without me she would not be Empress and I am the Grand Inquisitor so I can :twak whomever I so chose.

Now continue with the pillow fight, peasant.

[Teleran Balades]

I agree with Karl. Pillow fight for my amusement.

[Sanya Tagge]

:: smacks Teleran ::

:D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I think it's about time to redecorate the treefort again >D

[Sanya Tagge]

Put some pretty throw-cushions in there, Lok dearest. :angel

[Gavrilo Krass]

*Heresy incoming*

http://sw-fans.net/forum/images/usr/customavatars/avatar2820_1.gif

I'd :twak that.

[Travis North]

I think it's about time to redecorate the treefort again >D

Them's fightin' words!

*Hucks one of Teleran's golden pillows.*

[Karl Valten]

I think the new guy's a goner...should we throw down the ladder?



..............why did you throw that pillow? The water balloons are in the closet.

[Miranda Tarkin]

The :twaking in this thread is nothing that a proper Empress should witness to!

...


Carry on!

[Travis North]

Lets save the new guy. I'll cover you.

I threw the pillow only because it was gold.

*Tosses a water balloon at Sanya*

Throw-cushions be damned!

[Banner Laverick]

I leave for a few hours and this happens, sheesh.

[Park Kraken]

*Stumbles into middle of pillow fight*

*Puts on Referee shirt and jumps into the fray*

HEY! No hair pulling...

1...2...3...4..., better let go or I dis-qualify you!

[Tiberius Anar]

How is it that, in less than 48 hours, this thread has degenerated into a battle royale mixed with smutty innuendo?

*Sigh*

Oh well.

*Hurls various padded items at various people*

[Sanya Tagge]

The Empress has decreed that such things must happen daily. Who are we to defy the Empress?!

[Gavrilo Krass]

Would you rather us use blasters instead of pillows?

[Park Kraken]

HEY!!!

*Dodges soft padded thing thrown by Anar*

No hitting the Ref. This is your three minute warning.

*Watches as Rosey and Jamal appear out of nowhere and proceeds to assault Anar with fluffy soft fur covered steel chairs*

[Nya Halcyon]

Hey! This is still going on!

*jumps back into fray brandishing a long pillow roll made of rough and scratchy wool and randomly pounces with it onto Kraken, Anar and her royal Magnificence*

[Sanya Tagge]

her royal Magnificence

Are you referring to me? :D

[Miranda Tarkin]

The Empress has decreed that such things must happen daily. Who are we to defy the Empress?!

:: signs royal decree ::

[Tiberius Anar]

Shouldn't that be "Imperial Decree?" Come to think of it shouldn't it also be "Imperial Magnificence?"

*Pulls out a copy of Ettimequette for Dummies*

Hmmm?

[Kraleil 'Alekeg' Schous]

Hemmmm.... well bugger me, you're absolutely right of course! It should be "her IMPERIAL Magnificence".

[Miranda Tarkin]

Shouldn't that be "Imperial Decree?" Come to think of it shouldn't it also be "Imperial Magnificence?"

*Pulls out a copy of Ettimequette for Dummies*

Hmmm?

Hmm .. well depends. Empress still has a tinge of royalty to it! And I was posting as Adraudia (the Queen of Onderon) when I did my silly post :lol

[Nya Halcyon]

Yeah but Imperial is somehow soooo much more imposing! :p

"Royal" sounds like some old farts from a tiny speck of a country who don't really have much of a say beyond where the gardener should plant the tea roses this year... :evil

[Tiberius Anar]

*wounded national pride*

[Gavrilo Krass]

*Patriotic Tune*

Nice, a 5 page intro

[Jekaan Oludh]

What..? There are any number of small kingdoms out there.... I wasn't specifically speaking of any one of them...

[Sanya Tagge]

:: hums 'Rule Britannia' ::

[Quenn Yeartel]

There was an excellent book once by that title, in which the US was trying to invade Britain. Rather hilarious that they got their boot kicked badly by a bunch of farmers... I think it had something to do with excessive amounts of manure.