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Tri'ahna Zylary
Apr 24th, 2008, 06:15:22 AM
Short list, but funny nevertheless....

http://bigdiction.net/2008/03/29/lists/han-solo-quotes-not-to-be-used-in-the-bedroom/

Darth McBain
Apr 24th, 2008, 10:36:43 AM
:) Nice list, though I'm surprised "There's an awful lot of moisture in here" didn't make the cut...

Crusader
Apr 24th, 2008, 04:39:08 PM
Or maybe while checking the previously used condom:"I have a bad feeling about this!"
or what about:

Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!
or
Great, kid. Don't get cocky.

PRIMUS
Apr 25th, 2008, 05:43:29 AM
That is a pretty funny list...not bad, not bad at all.

neatjmc
Apr 26th, 2008, 08:45:16 AM
Hey thanks for reading that list, I wrote it with some friends.

There were a TON of things we left out, like, everything Han Solo says...

My personal favorite was: "What a wonderful new SMELL you've discovered..."

Dasquian Belargic
Apr 26th, 2008, 08:55:01 AM
I can't believe I didn't notice the innuendo of half of these before now :lol

Lilaena De'Ville
Apr 26th, 2008, 04:22:00 PM
My personal favorite was: "What a wonderful new SMELL you've discovered..."
:lol Yeah that would be a bad one to use!!

Or maybe "Lets blow this thing and go home, kid." O_o I think that's the quotation.

Rhianna
Apr 26th, 2008, 05:39:46 PM
:lol oh my.. those are great..

Damien E. Dervish
Apr 30th, 2008, 07:43:29 AM
Wow. Ditto on not noticing the innuendo....:lol

neatjmc
May 8th, 2008, 09:21:12 AM
It's kinda like how in the post-Freudian era, people went wild thinking that all literature/art was stock full of sexual symbols. Star Wars, or anything really is a lot like that. Train your mind for it, and you'll never forgive yourself though.

I'll never be able to listen to Red-whatever say "Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!" in the same way again...