Happy Birthday to...

[Dasquian Belargic]

The Bard! William Shakespeare!

:D

[Freight Train]

Happy birthday to Shakey. :) We should all write in iambic pentameter in celebration. XD

[Jacinda Blake]

Awesome! :D:D:D Happy B-day Will!

[Dragon]

John sucker-punched the hoodlum in the gut.
He turned and nailed him with a roundhouse kick.

Wheeee, it's fun! :D

Or we can start re-interpreting our previous posts in Shakespearean language...

JACINDA:
Who else of Cullen's mutant scions may
to X-Men's ranks aspire?

JOHN:
Nay - ask me not,
Lest the answer sully your perception.
Know only this, that those of summer seventeen
will not be cast against th'injurious devils
the Brotherhood commands.

[Freight Train]

AAHAHAHAHAHA! Good work!

EDIT: That's perfect! We should do a whole RP in this manner. XD

[Dasquian Belargic]

Substitute Montagues and Capulets for X-Men and Brotherhood and we've got ourselves a winner :lol

[Freight Train]

Felix and Banner star in X-Romeo and Juliet. :D There won't be a dry eye in the house!

EDIT: My own attempt:

Freight Train plays basketball in her spare time.
Her powers make it hard not to collide with fellow players.

[Jacinda Blake]

Well we've already got Othello in the works, right Iago...? I mean.. Droo?:p

[Dasquian Belargic]

And here I was hoping that would turn out more like A Midsummer Night's Dream! :mneh

[Jacinda Blake]

Or Much Ado... I'd make a wonderful Hero, such is my sappy nature...

[Dasquian Belargic]

And Esme would make a great Beatrice! :lol

[Droo]

So will I turn her virtue into pitch
And out of her own goodness make the net
That shall enmesh them all...

Oh! I didn't realise anyone else was here. Forget what I just said! :o

Happy Birthday, Will!

Speaking of whom, what did the bartender say to William Shakespeare?

"Get out, you bard!"

[Jacinda Blake]

^ :lol

Evil. Always said so.

[Phobia]

I could certainly fill the role of Kate in The Taming of the Shrew.

My english teacher called me a shrew once. |I

[Jacinda Blake]

^ your English teacher was correct. Especially in the morning. Of course.. The same could be said for me.. So we won't hold it against you...

[Phobia]

:headbash:shakefist:verymad!!!!!

Alas, it is true.

[Crusader]

Let me be Macbeth then:

Life's but a walking shadow,
a poor player,
that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more;
it is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing.

[Tess Abrahams]

Gasp! Happy belated birthday, Edward de Vere! :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh no you didn't! :o

[Turbogeek]

So... we remark on the apparent coming into the world of some now dead guy who's works of tortured English we got shoved down our throats in High School, forever to hate and despise.

Stay dead so you dont write more crap to torture poor high schoolers with.

Signed,

Millions of poor abused English students

[Dasquian Belargic]

:rolleyes phillistine.

[Droo]

So... we remark on the apparent coming into the world of some now dead guy who's works of tortured English we got shoved down our throats in High School, forever to hate and despise.

Stay dead so you dont write more crap to torture poor high schoolers with.

Signed,

Millions of degenerate ingrates.

Fixed forsooth!

[Morgan Evanar]

Shakespeare is awesome but his best known works are plays and should be observed as such, unless you're a theater (theatre) student.