Zem-El Vymes
Mar 8th, 2008, 09:31:43 PM
MI-6 Briefing ultra classified for nerd eyes only:
Now pay attention 00DoubleWide, SPECTRE has invaded swfans, and 009 used the last of the laser-guided toothpaste. This is all we can afford I'm afraid:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/LoungieMu/walther1.jpg
Walther PPS, 9mm. The martini is a deadly poison whatever you do, do not drink it.
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/LoungieMu/walther2.jpg
The PPS transforms so if SPECTRE cuts off your pinky during torture you can still function as a 00. This is important due to a major plot point which will become apparent later in this film starring the latest hot actress and featuring music by a relevant yet generic pop act.
We would have put James Bond on this assignment, but we require deep cover for your mission and unfortunately the laser-guided padawan braid didn't adapt to 007 the way we had anticipated.
If you are captured, we will disavow any knowledge of your involvement. You should subsequently kill yourself. Barring that, download this post onto a flash drive, and insert it directly into your rectum.
Godspeed, 00DoubleWide.
Now pay attention 00DoubleWide, SPECTRE has invaded swfans, and 009 used the last of the laser-guided toothpaste. This is all we can afford I'm afraid:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/LoungieMu/walther1.jpg
Walther PPS, 9mm. The martini is a deadly poison whatever you do, do not drink it.
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/LoungieMu/walther2.jpg
The PPS transforms so if SPECTRE cuts off your pinky during torture you can still function as a 00. This is important due to a major plot point which will become apparent later in this film starring the latest hot actress and featuring music by a relevant yet generic pop act.
We would have put James Bond on this assignment, but we require deep cover for your mission and unfortunately the laser-guided padawan braid didn't adapt to 007 the way we had anticipated.
If you are captured, we will disavow any knowledge of your involvement. You should subsequently kill yourself. Barring that, download this post onto a flash drive, and insert it directly into your rectum.
Godspeed, 00DoubleWide.