Bad taste needed!

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I got invited to a "Bad Taste" Party (or, as the invitation said, a "Dress like a 'insert word for people who like to do the dirty on film' Star!" -Party).

This puts me into a quandary because.... ehh.... I wouldn't know what sort of clothing to put on.

Please skip the obvious jokes about why not just go as I usually dress - that's not funny :rolleyes

So... I'm inviting ideas. Come tell me what sort of outfit you'd consider horribly bad taste or worthy of being worn by the above kind of actor (incidentally, that raises the question of why would they be considered to dress in bad taste anyway? What do they wear?). Go on ebay and look for things, if you have to, and post pictures. Bear in mind - I'm quite big so not everything might work (although I am sure a lot of the guests at that party would seriously find that bad taste!).

Knock yourselves out.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Incidentally I just started the 1000th thread in this forum! Wheeeeeee.....

And yes - obviously this question goes out to all my fellow prograstinators who prefer to do everything other than what they should be doing, and spend copious amounts of time goofing around on the net instead. I just gave us all a perfect excuse.....

[Kraehe Branwen]

Those ridiculously high heeled shoes that they usually wear in those things... lol

[Jeseth Cloak]

A French maid outfit, or a school teacher.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Yeah.... but I wouldn't be able to keep them on for long.... not with the amount of booze flowing at that shindig, I'd keel over just trying to navigate through the crowd.

I guess the question is whether that would call for the sort of clothes they wear on or off the camera?

[Jeseth Cloak]

Yeah.... but I wouldn't be able to keep them on for long....
The outfits..?

[Cat X]

Bad taste? How about dressed as Heath Ledger with a vial of River Phoenix's dugs?

Too early or no one will get the TISM reference? Or not THAT bad tatse?

[Kraehe Branwen]

Jeseth she meant the shoes. :P

Leather never goes out of style. LOL

[Alpha]

Yeah.... but I wouldn't be able to keep them on for long....
The outfits..?

I thought this too...:)

[Rod Stafford]

Yeah.... but I wouldn't be able to keep them on for long....
The outfits..?

I thought this too...:)

Oh, gutterbrains, us all. :mischief

[Alpha]

I'm 20. My mind is constantly in the gutter. :D

[Cat X]

I'm 20. My mind is constantly in the gutter. :D

I've known you for close to ten years and your mind never left the gutter in the first place!

[Alpha]

It's very comfortable there.

[Sudoku]

So it's a "dress as a blue film star" party?

I would be a smarty pants and wear flannel pjs, a robe and slippers ;) I'm sure they don't wear naughty clothes ALL the time.

[Kraehe Branwen]

LMAO Wear a blindfold AND fluffy handcuffs. See how long you can walk around without killing yourself.

[Alpha]

Poke holes in the bindfold?

[Sudoku]

Dress as a Dominatrix and make your date dress as your slave? At least then you can whip people >D

[Khendon Sevon]

Generally, they wear very little.

Follow suit ;)

[Alpha]

Generally, they wear very little.

Follow suit ;)

This sounds like a "pics or it never happened" thing

[Aretsuya]

Poofy gold dress. Like, really poofy. Make sure it's uber short and strapless too. And then, knee length socks. You can't go wrong with that.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Hmmm..... I think I'll be doing some searching on ebay.....

[Kraehe Branwen]

Catholic school girl.

[Alpha]

Wow. How could we forget the classic?