Enraged Parrot

[Jeseth Cloak]

There's an angry parrot in my office at work... it screeches all day. My mind is going. I need to get an office cat... :|

[Denarr Sepphist]

That parrot rests on the left shoulder of the devil.

It bit me so hard that it broke skin, made me bleed, and left a bruise that lasted for three weeks. |I

A pox on thee, satan-bird.

[Taja Loraan]

I'm sure that parrot is serving a very noble cause.

:angel

[Denarr Sepphist]

Yeah...

The 'peel the kittens flesh from her bones' cause.

[Kraehe Branwen]

I'm terrified of large birds. I was once attacked by a flock of turkeys when my brother locked me out of the car when we dropped my cousin off at her mothers. She lived on a farm. Luckily I wasn't hurt by they meant business. It took my mother slapping my brother silly for him to unlock the door. Ever since then I hate birds and I'm afraid of the bigger ones.

[Yuri Thrice]

Wow, yet you have an obsession with crows.....Must be the whole "Batman" complex.

Myself, I'm not overly afraid of much. But sometimes, not so often, seeing someone in pain from a particularly bad wound makes me a bit squeamish. I can almost feel their pain myself, like when watching the surgery channels and such. That's why I don't watch them.

As for the parrot, get a deep fryer, and some cajun injection marinade... :wings

[Kraehe Branwen]

lol Its just my character. :P As long as I dont see the bird irl I'm fine.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Hurrah for parrots. They can be pretty looking, but annoying as feck.

[Matier]

I'll let Iza, my kitty, come play with it. She adores birds... for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

:D

[Sudoku]

It's called "Oops, the parrot got loose and the window was open" :rolleyes

[Yuri Thrice]

That, or, "Hunting season. I thought it was quail!" After all, a Vice Prez could get away with shooting a hunting buddy and thinking it was a deer.....;)

[Denarr Sepphist]

Mmm.... A marinade of soy, a dash of chilli, my super-special herb mix....

Lightly fried in it's own juices.

Served on a bed of steamed asian greens....

[Taja Loraan]

...

You people make me sad. :(