Hey hey !

[Aretsuya]

Well, I'm new here and all, so I'd just like to introduce myself. I'm Sam, ... Okay, I'm out of things to say. I'm looking forward to RPing with all of you, so expect a PM from me sometime soon !

[Ilias Nytrau]

Why, hello there. Welcome to our playground. ;)

Beware Mark, frying pans, and walls with yellow wallpaper. I'm told there's cake, but the cake really is just a lie. I'm not sure if the offer right now is cake or death, or cake or ban, anyway. I'm sure someone will fill you in on that.

Again, welcome!

[Taja Loraan]

YOU !

It's way past your bedtime, you filthy heathen !

[Aretsuya]

They say that the cake is a lie, but I believe otherwise. I just had some a while back. Thanks for the welcome though. ;) I'll look forward to ... playing around. =P

And Taja, go smack your head against the wall. Again.

[Karl Valten]

I'm pretty sure the cake is a lie, I have yet to find cake. I do believe there is mudwrestling though, which is almost as good as cake.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I'm pretty sure the cake is a lie, I have yet to find cake. I do believe there is mudwrestling though, which is almost as good as cake.

And stripper poles! I mean, really!

[Aretsuya]

Under privileged. Wrestling in chocolate mud cake, maybe.

"If you can't afford bread, why not buy cake?"

[Aretsuya]

I'm pretty sure the cake is a lie, I have yet to find cake. I do believe there is mudwrestling though, which is almost as good as cake.

And stripper poles! I mean, really!

... There's a logic I can't argue with.

[Jeseth Cloak]

Welcome to SW-Fans.net. :rollin

[Nikoleta]

Hail and good day to you newcomer :wave

[Yog]

I'm not roleplaying, but it's always nice to see newcomers. How did you find us? :)

[Morgan Evanar]

The cake is a lie but the pie is delicious.

[Wyl Staedtler]

It's chock full of delicious scopolamine. :D

[Turbogeek]

Now why does everyone warn new people about me? It's not like I'm tooooooo evil or anything - all I want is some new person pie :(

[Razielle Alastor]

yellow wall paper.... :|

scarey times my friends..

:wave Hello and welcome!

[Karl Valten]

Also don't forget the turkey basters

[Nathanial K'cansce]

The cake is a lie but the pie is delicious.


Listen to him, for he speaks truth.

Also, cookies. But don't be wary of them. If you find one, gobble them down as quickly as possible. Especially the choco chip.

Oh yes, and welcome!

[Zereth Lancer]

Can I eat the new person?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Hey, welcome, you're just in time for today's Martial Arts Fisting class!

[Cat X]

The cake is a lie but the pie is delicious.


Listen to him, for he speaks truth.

Also, cookies. But don't be wary of them. If you find one, gobble them down as quickly as possible. Especially the choco chip.

Oh yes, and welcome!


HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT WE. DONT. DO. COOOOOOKKKIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

FORCE EWOK CANNON!

(Actually I havent figured out what exactly an Ewok Canon would do. I'm sure it's nasty and smelly, with lice and fleas given how disgusting Ewoks are. They dont wash, they dont wipe their bums after going no'2, they eat their young, they eat poo..... disgusting creatures. Good for nothing other than broiling and feedign to rancors. Oh, and using as ammunition for Ewok canons. So there)

[Cade Mercer]

Welcome to the forums. :wave And I think the Force Frying Pans are the worst. They have definately been around the longest atleast.

Oh, BTW, don't go into Liam Jinn's room. Drunk hicks and Cableguys are in there.

[Kyle Krogen]

And don't eat any Imperials. They taste of old socks.

[Sorsha Kasajian]

The cake is a lie but the pie is delicious.

"I thought that was a dream!!! :eek What are you doing in my bed???!!! :eek

:twak

"There's a Jedi in my bed!!!" :verymad

[Jeseth Cloak]

And don't eat any Imperials. They taste of old socks.
And Old Spice.

[Park Kraken]

I'm not roleplaying, but it's always nice to see newcomers. How did you find us? :)

She's related to Taja, I believe. Anyways, welcome to SW-Fans.

[Cat X]

And don't eat any Imperials. They taste of old socks.


Then stop overcookign them. Sheesh, dont you listen to.... hello? Oh that's right, your hearing was melted when you got FORCE TITANIC THEME'ed

[Kyle Krogen]

And don't eat any Imperials. They taste of old socks.


Then stop overcookign them. Sheesh, dont you listen to.... hello? Oh that's right, your hearing was melted when you got FORCE TITANIC THEME'ed

Say what?





:D

[Liam Jinn]

Welcome to the forums. :wave And I think the Force Frying Pans are the worst. They have definately been around the longest atleast.

Oh, BTW, don't go into Liam Jinn's room. Drunk hicks and Cableguys are in there.

Pfft, LIES! Filthy filthy LIES! Erm, stay out of my room though..o_O

Howdy new person :)

[stevenvdb]

Welcome to SwFans. Most of us are much less dangerous and crazy than we first appear. Mostly. ;)

:::gets lynched :::

[Mu Satach]

Also, cookies. But don't be wary of them. If you find one, gobble them down as quickly as possible. Especially the choco chip.

Oh yes, and welcome!


HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT WE. DONT. DO. COOOOOOKKKIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

FORCE EWOK CANNON!



::Watches Ewoks fly across the arena and splat on the big brick wall.::

::The buzzer sounds::

:: TOP SCORE! in Neon lights starts blinking above the wall.::

Nice shot.

:wave 's at the new person.

I don't know, I think the Force trout innards is worse than the pan... the stench doesn't wash off easily. The panning, well you're dead, but you can't smell it cause well... you're dead.

[Alexander Bane]

Force Waffle Iron has always been a favorite. I believe that one was mostly used by Sorr back in the day. The Force Tennis Racket had been my force power of choice, but for the most part it was ineffective against the frying pan and waffle iron.

I believe Rognan had a Force Piano. Now that one hurt.

*Eats new person*

[Turbogeek]

I always liked FORCE FART for the extra gruesome side effects.

[Morgan Evanar]

The cake is a lie but the pie is delicious.

"I thought that was a dream!!! :eek What are you doing in my bed???!!! :eek

:twak

"There's a Jedi in my bed!!!" :verymadOh, it could be a lot worse. You sure you don't want to feel the Force?

[Karl Valten]

Oh, it could be a lot worse. You sure you don't want to feel the Force?


You, sir, have made my day. :lol

[Aretsuya]

Awww, thanks everyone. :] I'll keep everything in mind.

Erm, who wants my leftovers ?

[Zeke]

*takes them* Soup? :)

[Cade Mercer]

RAWR! *Tackles Zeke and takes the leftovers.* heh *Sits on him while eating them* yay for me.

I still like Force Boot to the Head.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Ewoks eat their young!? And here I thought the little cannibals were cute and cuddly. :(

*wipes off Ewok poo*