Let's play 'Name the Kitteh'!

[Wyl Staedtler]

I got another cat (last one. Probably.) and cannot for the life of me think of a name for her. :(

She's thin as a rail at the moment, and she has a crooked leg from an old injury. Very affectionate but rather demanding--at the moment she's been dubbed 'Little Dictator', but she needs something proper. ^_^

So pic:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/lizmclellan/0106081756.jpg



And suggestions!

:)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Call her Yams :D

[Mitch]

Hogan. The cat's name should be Hogan. Even if it is a girl.

[Cat X]

Call her Yams :D

I will personally come over and pan you both if you do

If she's a little dictactor, then the answer is easy. Gilette.

(Lets see how long it takes to work that out)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh oh! Marzipan!

[Wyl Staedtler]

Call her Yams :D

I will personally come over and pan you both if you do

If she's a little dictactor, then the answer is easy. Gilette.

(Lets see how long it takes to work that out)

Mussolini was a spokesman for Gillette razorblades. Oh, snap!

She is mawing (she doesn't meow) at the computer now, because her head is not being scratched. :rolleyes

ETA: I like all these names. Maybe they should be combined. Hoyamipan?

[Darth Binky]

ETA: I like all these names. Maybe they should be combined. Hoyamipan?

Hueyapan is a village in Mexico, and its pronounced similar to Hoyamipan.

TEJ MOAR U KNO

I vote for Drill Cat, for she will kill your family if you do not appease her.

http://www.funnypicturesofcats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-pictures-of-cats-dot-info-347.jpg

[Wyl Staedtler]

Yams is so tempting. Can you imagine trying to explain that one? :lol

[Dae Jinn]

Waffles
Muffin (after the dog in Friday the 13th part 2!)
Peanut
Elliot
Jellio

[Cat X]

Call her Yams :D

I will personally come over and pan you both if you do

If she's a little dictactor, then the answer is easy. Gilette.

(Lets see how long it takes to work that out)

Mussolini was a spokesman for Gillette razorblades. Oh, snap!



Little Dictactor - Charlie Chapman

Hitler - Was subject of Little Dictactor

Eva - Wife of Hilter

Braun - Last name, also shaver

Gillette - Shaver


See may way is much cleverer :D



I vote for Drill Cat, for she will kill your family if you do not appease her.

Naming after a Internet meme will really earn you not just a pannign but an in person Titanic themeing. And with ME singing, you just know your in for a world of aural torture

[Wyl Staedtler]

Your way is just unnecessarily complicated. But you're a man, so it's not surprising. :mneh

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Whatever the name is of the Iranian president. :p Or Fidel. I know, she's a girl, but whatever. ;)

[Cat X]

Your way is just unnecessarily complicated. But you're a man, so it's not surprising. :mneh

and he says, "I...
I am a man,
a simple man,
...a man of colours,
and I can see
see through the years,
years of a man,
...a man of colours"

There you are, her name is Narnia.

[Jeseth Cloak]

Jeseth

Or

Ragnaros

[Dae Jinn]

Geeseth XD

She needs a non-dictator name, something cute and adorable!

[Ilias Nytrau]

Obviously people aren't appreciating the magnitude of Yams. You don't understand....

Almost all our cats have been named after food items, and I find this perfectly acceptable.

[Cat X]

Obviously people aren't appreciating the magnitude of Yams. You don't understand....


I understand how Yams bows down to the might of Carrots. How can you not when they are the only veggie that is identifiable when you vomit?

[Ilias Nytrau]

Ever had yam fries? One of the best things ever. :D With a little garlic mayo, it's just delicious.

[Cat X]

Ever had yam fries? One of the best things ever. :D With a little garlic mayo, it's just delicious.

Yes. Tht's how I know that carrot still remain after you throw up.

[Kraehe Branwen]

Scooter

Eris *cough* lol

Precious

Zizzy

Zuzu

[Cat X]

Scooter

Eris *cough* lol

Precious

Zizzy

Zuzu

I had this mental image of someone's mind being sucked out with a vaccuum and random stuff being yelled out as it happened.

[Forse Dirum]

Whatever the name is of the Iranian president. :p Or Fidel. I know, she's a girl, but whatever. ;)

Mahmoud Ahmedinejad

[Karl Valten]

We named our cat Whisky. You can't go bad with a name along those lines.

I actually like Eris, though. Goddess of chaos and discord.

[Denarr Sepphist]

If she has a bad leg, call her 'Gimps'

For the Non-Aussies :

Gimpy = crooked/funny-looking/not normal

[Mr. Feint]

Squishy. :D

[Liam Jinn]

Call her........... Kitty :)

[Daniella Tur'ilian]

How about... Fidget?

[Darth Binky]

If she has a bad leg, call her 'Gimps'

For the Non-Aussies :

Gimpy = crooked/funny-looking/not normal

We call cripple's gimps here in the States too.:)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Just call her Yams and be done with it!

EDIT: Actually, failing that, go with Tezcatlipoca.

[Wyl Staedtler]

The big brother says regardless of her real name, he's going to call her Pup because she looks like our old cat Dog. :D

But... there's something enticing about being able to stand on the stoop and yell, "YAAAAAAAAAAAMS!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Haha oh yes! You HAVE to name her Yams now; if for no other reason than to spite Mark :D

[Solani Naleen]

I agree with calling her Yams.

Just don't call her Elvis. My parents had a dog named Elvis (no, they did not name him, he came with that name) and my Mother-in-law was standing in the park one morning in her nighty and housecoat yelling "Elvis, come back" She was dog sitting for my parents and believe me, you don't want to have to yell that out in the neighbourhood cause people will most definately think you are nuts, if they don't already

[Kraehe Branwen]

We named our cat Whisky. You can't go bad with a name along those lines.

I actually like Eris, though. Goddess of chaos and discord.

Yay!! Somebody knows their greek mythology. lmao Thats what we named our daughter. She gave me hell during my pregnancy. >.> But I figure its a good name for a cat thats very "dictator like" too.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Yams, or Jam-Jar. That's my final offer.

[Cat X]

Haha oh yes! You HAVE to name her Yams now; if for no other reason than to spite Mark :D

You are dead to me now.

[Dae Jinn]

Katharine Isabella The Third Empress of Nome aka K.I.T.T.E.N. :mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Haha oh yes! You HAVE to name her Yams now; if for no other reason than to spite Mark :D

You are dead to me now.

Yammy Yam Yam Yams!!

[Nikoleta]

Pichu!

:p

[Dasquian Belargic]

:o oh no you didnt

[Cat X]

Haha oh yes! You HAVE to name her Yams now; if for no other reason than to spite Mark :D

You are dead to me now.

Yammy Yam Yam Yams!!

You do realise your basically just asked for cummlingus in Aussie slang, dont you?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I have no appropriate response to that, other than to say the cat must be named Yams. Or Yammy Jam-jar.

[Cat X]

I have no appropriate response to that, other than to say the cat must be named Yams. Or Yammy Jam-jar.

So your honestly wanting to have a (WTF is it with this stupid swear filter???? Oh for the love of all that is petroleum and fast, how dumb) named after a sexual service. Hmmmmm. Your weird.

[Dasquian Belargic]

It's not our fault that your country has ridiculous slang. Yams is a perfectly valid name!

[Cat X]

It's not our fault that your country has ridiculous slang. Yams is a perfectly valid name!

Coming from the country that has more ridiculous slang than anywhere else on the face of the planet, you got a cheek to be critical :-p

Calll the kitty Haberjan Sprinkler System of Upper Mongolia the Third

[Oa Umi'u]

Yams likes to lick elbows. Nothing else, just elbows. o_O

[Aretsuya]

Skitty beats Pichu.

Or, call it "Dog".

[Kraehe Branwen]

Or Mouse. O.o

[Aretsuya]

Or Mouse. O.o

Even better !

[Turbogeek]

Or Mouse. O.o

Even better !


Dog


I swear, women cant name pets for love or for money.

Case no 1 - First cat. No option, I dubbed him Razor. Good name

Case No 2 - Second cat. Ex called him Ginger. Because he's a ginger tom. BOOOORING!

Case No 3 - She wanted to name the fluffball Button. Or Blackie. I refused. He's now STIG and Stig is by far the best name for him ever.

[Wyl Staedtler]

Yams is an incredible name for a cat, for it will forever be a reminder of the deliciously wacky times had at 'Fans.

Besides, that's what it sounds like she's saying when she demands attention. "Yaaaaaaaaaaams!" :D

[Aretsuya]

Piff, a puppy of ours was named Kitty. And he was a boy, too.

Yams reminds me of YimYams. Yummy.

[Kraehe Branwen]

I think it'd actually be pretty funny to name a cat mouse. An oxymoron.

[Park Kraken]

Name the cat Barley.

[Ilias Nytrau]

That's it. I swear, if I get a cat of my own, I will name it Vlad the Impaler. :D

I have no clue what i'd name it if it was female, though. Gah. :\

[Kraehe Branwen]

If I ever get a black cat I wanna name it Scratch.... I always found the cat from DBZ on that guy's shoulder hilarious.

[Park Kraken]

Or how about Hops? I think Hops would be an awesome name for a cat, even better than Yams.

[Turbogeek]

Yams is an incredible name for a cat, for it will forever be a reminder of the deliciously wacky times had at 'Fans.

Besides, that's what it sounds like she's saying when she demands attention. "Yaaaaaaaaaaams!" :D


Your honour, the defence rests it's case.