*knock knock* I have some vacuums...

[Forse Dirum]

Hey there, I'm Forse. I was tied up, thrown in the back of a '76 pickup, and driven over here by a fellow named Zereth Lancer. So...how are you guys?

[Morgan Evanar]

I'm pretty good.

We can arrange to have Zereth beaten if need be.

[Forse Dirum]

No, I don't think he should be given a beat down. He did stop and buy me lunch on the way over, so it's all good.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Welcome, Forse. And truthfully, Zereth is a load of fun to hand a beating to. Done it more than once, myself.

Hope you enjoy your stay.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:wave Welcome to 'Fans. :)

[Wyl Staedtler]

Hallo, welcome to the madhouse. I made baklava today, help yourself. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

*eyes the newcomer warily*

... cake or death? o_O

[Lianna Mal Pannis]

:: hands the newcomer a flower ::

[Dasquian Belargic]

Heeeeey... :mad it's "cake or death", not "cake or death or a flower"!

[Mu Satach]

Hey there, I'm Forse. I was tied up, thrown in the back of a '76 pickup, and driven over here by a fellow named Zereth Lancer. So...how are you guys?

I have but one question for you...

Ford? or Chevy?

NO CAKE!

[Kelly Perris]

Heeeeey... :mad it's "cake or death", not "cake or death or a flower"!

Geez. I thought it was cake or ban. :lol And since the cake is a lie, in either case, that really only leaves one other option, doesn't it?

[stevenvdb]

A new lifeform to study...excellent.

Can we do the electrode thingy? It's funny when their legs jump! :eee

[Mu Satach]

Only if I get to throw the big switch.

[Cat X]

You have vacuums?

YOU SUCK


:rimshot:

[Jeseth Cloak]

Welcome, young Forse. We have been expecting you. :)

[Kelly Perris]

You have vacuums?

YOU SUCK


:rimshot:

Augh, my ears. Was that really necessary?

[Byl Laprovik]

... cake or death? o_O

The vegetarian menu, please.

[Jeseth Cloak]

... cake or death? o_O

The vegetarian menu, please.
Relax, the cake is vegan.

[Cat X]

... cake or death? o_O

The vegetarian menu, please.
Relax, the cake is vegan.

Vegetarian? HERE? We EAT Vegetarians on site for dinner in this place. Steak Cake or you die. Painfully.

[Jeseth Cloak]

... cake or death? o_O

The vegetarian menu, please.
Relax, the cake is vegan.

Vegetarian? HERE? We EAT Vegetarians on site for dinner in this place. Steak Cake or you die. Painfully.Steak Cake? :lol

That's disgusting, man!

[Solani Naleen]

Don't mind the insanity, we have let the insane ones out of their cages once in awhile.

Welcome to Fans.

If I were you, I'd ask for the chocolate cake. Less surprises in it.

[Jeseth Cloak]

Welcome to Fans.

If I were you, I'd ask for the chocolate cake. Less surprises in it.
That's what you think... :|

[Solani Naleen]

I've been around long enough to know. Mind you it is always possilbe that during the time that I was away things changed.

Ok, pick the lemon cake then.

[Mu Satach]

The lemon is scarier. =O

And what's wrong with Steak Cake? I've heard tell of something called a Meat Pie. ;)

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Steak cake goes well with a shot of steakahol.

:wave @ Forse.

[Cat X]

I've been around long enough to know. Mind you it is always possilbe that during the time that I was away things changed.

Ok, pick the lemon cake then.

Oh no your correct -The chocolate cake is still fine. It's the lemon one I put the Sarlaac into.

And mind you, they may cage the loonies, but they still havent found a box strong enough to stop me from eating newbies.

Eating?

Oh wait, hang on. You mean to tell me I can use this frying pan for ... COOKING????? Your all kidding me right?

[Zem-El Vymes]

Relax, the cake is vegan.

Some context is missing here :)

[Zereth Lancer]

FORSEY-POO! *Tackle/glomps*

Welcome to this slice of insanity.

[Liam Jinn]

Run, please. Save yourself...

[Darth Binky]

I have but one question for you...

Ford? or Chevy?

NO CAKE!

Actually it was a 77 International Harvester Pickup truck. We stopped at McDonalds and got him and Zereth Happy Meals.

Man I tell you, when they got the wrong toys, it was a long ride...:twak

[Zereth Lancer]

Uncle Rice took us to McDonalds to eat artificial meat! I got a plastic princess in my Happy Meal. Forse got a Metal Gear Solid Limited Edition Rocket Launcher. I fought him for it, and wooped his pansy ***. Then the rocket went off. To say the least Uncle Rice is going to need several organ donations and a lot of skin grafts. Me and Forse escaped the burning hell on wheels with only light severe bleeding. :D

Now we need a new ride... HIJACK! *Throws Random SW-Fan Admin out of front seat of thread, hops in, starts up the thread, and peels out and away* MAS MAS MAS MAS! *Runs over random SW-Fanians while continuing to scream in Spanish*

[Darth Binky]

Yeah... I lost my torso in the explosion so I'm a collection of floating appendages. So, donations anyone?

Don't make me start harvesting political prisoners.