The Random Thought Thread, version 2.0

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I have to agree with Dasq - Chocolate Orange for the win!

[Yog]

Chocolate mousse, with lots of moose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRIwuxqKyyk)!

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Johan Hedberg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Hedberg)? What?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html), ftw

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ I concur!

[Ilias Nytrau]

Damn it. I wish there were more customization options for the frackin' customizable Starbucks card. Oh well...I'll just have to make do.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic) from Christmas Day was great too.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Put away those fiery biscuits!

[Zeke]

I like technology.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I like Arrowroots. Damned baby biscuits tasting so good! Grr.

[stevenvdb]

Chocolate Orange is worth a soul, isn't it? :mischief

¡ʇusı ʎllɐǝɹ ʇı ʇnq uʍop ǝpısdn s,ʇı ǝʞıl ʞool ʎɐɯ sıɥʇ

[Ilias Nytrau]

I can read that without standing on my head... or using a mirror. :p

[Dae Jinn]

I love when customers yell at me because they are stupid. :|

[Karl Valten]

I like the Kitchen.....the customers can't come here. It is my happy place.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I needs a shave-y. The scruff has started itching.

[Tsumera Anukai]

That's right, toothbrush! You massage those gums! |I

[Razielle Alastor]

Oh look! Rhianna bewbs! - actual thought, yes...

:twak for sister making me laugh ^

[Dae Jinn]

I know what (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/12/28/ap/strange/main3652226.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_3652226) I'm getting Mark for christmas next year XD

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I hate Bud Light.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Here I am... awake ALL night...AGAIN. Work. Bah. |I

[Arabella Balfour]

It's okay, Raz! Embrace your inner typo demon! :D

[Morgan Evanar]

Sweeny Todd was a good musical.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Why did I come home again :x

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Why did I come home again :x

It fits for me too. -_-

[Hartus Kenobi]

Need to start them apps

[Ilias Nytrau]

Bad Kaman! Down, girl!

..My mind is in SUCH a DIRTY place right now. :rolleyes

[Cat X]

Bad Kaman! Down, girl!

..My mind is in SUCH a DIRTY place right now. :rolleyes

Yeah you would ask if I'm a bed. And as I keep telling you, sleep on me to find out.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Bad Kaman! Down, girl!

..My mind is in SUCH a DIRTY place right now. :rolleyes

Yeah you would ask if I'm a bed. And as I keep telling you, sleep on me to find out.

Well, what else could "me=bed" mean?? Somebody care to tell me?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'm going to bed. That's what it means. :p

My tummy is getting.... big. :eek

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Its snowing!

[Razielle Alastor]

Yay snow! ^

I want to fit in the kitty cube. It looks cozy.:(

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I go to a hour and twenty minute movie, and my car is covered by snow. Silly Mother Nature.

[Hartus Kenobi]

Best day ever?

[Morgan Evanar]

Transformers is just as good the second time through. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Life is de bubbles

[Arabella Balfour]

under the sea...?:D

[Ilias Nytrau]

I have warm feet. I HAVE WARM FEET!

[Tsumera Anukai]

^ :lol

It goes on the eeeeeggggsss and the hash'dbrowwwns...

[Ilias Nytrau]

How in the heck does mother even GET the idea that a 1 1/2 year old child would be afraid of Star Wars?

That's just beyond me...:\

[Cat X]

How in the heck does mother even GET the idea that a 1 1/2 year old child would be afraid of Star Wars?

That's just beyond me...:\

Ewoks are scary to toddlers

[Dae Jinn]

^ If said child is a girl, just mention that there is a princess. That's how I got my bebe cousin into SW ^_^;

[Ilias Nytrau]

If said child turns out as wickedly awesome as me, then the princess thing won't matter... I've always been a tomboy. ;)

[Jeseth Cloak]

I want to create a character called Gaston, just so he can sing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBnWZignkQ) song.

[stevenvdb]

Gaston possibly has a secret and closet complex, depending on your point of view. ;)

Short story, far too short- for such is my awkward way.

For awhile I was a trainee at a SE post house in the Bay Area, While there I happened to bump into a fella who used to be a key character designer/key animator for Disney, one of the characters being Gaston. When presented with a fairly dry concept for a stereotypical chauvanist male character, he decided to spice it up a bit. He happens to be gay. So, Gaston as a tongue-in-cheek (based off of many steroetypes), was creatad to have a duality to his masculinity that can be read different ways, depending on who the key audience is. I'll just leave it at that. But you got to love the hairy chest and antler fetish. :)

[stevenvdb]

Too much of everything tonight.

Good nighty.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Why did I have to wake up when everyone else was going to bed?

[Cat X]

Why did I have to wake up when everyone else was going to bed?

I can fix that for you.

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!!

** WHACK **

:: Cat X looks at his prone victim and with an evil grin pulls out a ACME portable hole. Out of this hole he pulls a bucket, some water, gravel, sand and a bag of ACME Quick Dry Cement. And a lake. With a pier ::

Sleeping with fishes for you sah! And service with a smile!

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Sleeping with fishes for you sah! And service with a smile!

If only, Marcus....if only.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:shakefist Work! :grumble :verymad

Supervisors! :twak

[Dasquian Belargic]

I can't breeeeeeeeathe

[Razielle Alastor]

armpit leggies.. wth next? |I

[Garth Carvey]

How hard is it to plow snow out of the way?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

He finally said those three words: I was wrong.

[Dae Jinn]

Why do I keep having nightmares? *cries*

[Dasquian Belargic]

Why can't we get some real snow?

[Ilias Nytrau]

Child...it hasn't even been an hour. Keep napping.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Cold cold cold cold cold ooh cookie.

[Tsumera Anukai]

Oh duuuuh! You have to plug it in first! Ahahahaha.... :rolleyes

[stevenvdb]

I must have taken a strange step somewhere...I feel... sane here...that can not be..can not be.. eeeerrggghh ...must fight the reeducation..it's like finally giving in to.....

and learning to LOVE.... Wilson.. but why....

:::gets poked by an electric prod by a person in black suit and silvery mask:::

'What's wrong?'

It's because Soylent Green is ....Babies?

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

:::bangs face on keyboard:::

dfasfgfhgsdghgfhdgfdsg/;/j

There got that out of my system.

[Dae Jinn]

Liam has a four foot dong.

[Wyl Staedtler]

lalalalalalalalala.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It should be illegal to work Friday nights.

[Dae Jinn]

Gee-seth Cloak = Jeseths' long lost texan brother? XD

[Jeseth Cloak]

You'd think after seven years he could at least pronounce my character's name right...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

JAMBA!!!!!!

[Liam Jinn]

Gee-sith Gee-sith Gee-sith. Not Jeh-seth, pffft. Get it right.

[Wyl Staedtler]

Tyson Beckford always looks like he's just been stung by a bee.

[Cat X]

It should be illegal to work Friday nights.

Friday nights are bestest time to work. Everyone buggers off early and I get a clean shot to do what I need to do

[stevenvdb]

You'd think I'd learn to behave myself by now, but noooo! :'( Most of the fussyness tis but a show, really. I have bitten anyone in years. I've kept that promise. :p I'd sit in my corner hiding behind the ferns and the computer monitor otherwise.

But with a stealthy defense pillow at ready for clobbering, mind. The tiger stripes enfuse it with Dangerousness.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I miss my little girl. And it's barely even been a day. :(

[Dasquian Belargic]

Get out of bed!! NOW!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Playoff Samurai Showdown!

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Why is it all the cool things happen when I'm in bed?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Get out of bed!! NOW!

Ok, now go back to bed.

[stevenvdb]

I dreamt The Oracle burnt my cookies, except they weren't really cookies, looked more like flat biscuits - the kind you get from a readymade mix. :(

[Cat X]

I dreamt The Oracle burnt my cookies, except they weren't really cookies, looked more like flat biscuits - the kind you get from a readymade mix. :(

You are a strange, strange person.

(coming from me, that's quite a compliment)

[Ilias Nytrau]

That was amazing. *falls over*

[Nathanial K'cansce]

My dreams are getting weirder and weirder by the day.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You're all crazy! The lot of you!

[Wyl Staedtler]

Heck yes I'd tap that!

[Tsumera Anukai]

THAT! ...... was intense.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I know nothing, but at least I have money! :B

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

This thread was made so I would have something do to at work, wasn't it?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Pretty much. Also so we could leave each other cryptic messages and thinly veiled innunendos.



Mmmm.. thinly veiled.

[Ilias Nytrau]

One of the hottest music videos...In my opinion...is the uncensored version of Benny Benassi's "Who's Your Daddy".

:p

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Ah yes, just what I thought.... finally a reason to come to work every day (apart from keeping the office plant watered)

[Wyl Staedtler]

It's not innuendo unless it's hockey innuendo. ;)

[Ilias Nytrau]

Oh, baby. Penalize me.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

These tissues are not as soft as the packaging says....

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh, baby. Penalize me.

In the sin bin with you, wench!

[Ilias Nytrau]

Oh, baby. Penalize me.

In the sin bin with you, wench!

I'll show YOU wenching.

[Yog]

JAMBA!!!!!!

Zombo!!!!! (http://www.zombo.com)!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Zombo so hypnotic, me likey.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Ehhhh.... must be something blocked by the firewall.... me no gettin' Zombo.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Mm. Blackcurrant soda!...though...why in the hell does it keep going to my nose? o_O

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Raspberry world. For all your raspberry needs.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

i need to find a world.... i need to find a world.....

so it is just me or does anyone else wonder too if there is a star wars planet out there where they speak Basic backwards?

[Ilias Nytrau]

...with sexy results.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I found a world.... and a ship.... now to get to writing.... *rubs hands*

[Taylor Byrne]

Shiny... lets be bad guys. (What where you expecting me to say?)

[Ilias Nytrau]

Shiny just about sums it up. :lol

[Taylor Byrne]

Shiny is as shiny does.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I've got a shiny apple. Which I am now going to consume. I could have said "eat" but "consume" is somehow more.... final.

[Darth Binky]

how come I cant sleep?

[Ilias Nytrau]

Urrgh... Head hurts. Head will implode. Guh.... :\

[Wyl Staedtler]

STOP POPPING UP, POPUPS!!! :verymad

[Dasquian Belargic]

Once they pop, they just can't stop

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

mmm, poppers :yum

[Dasquian Belargic]

I once got poppers in my eyes. It wasn't nice.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Poppers and eyeballs don't mix, sillypants.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I didn't do it on purpose!

At least I didn't set my hand on fire with them, like someone else I know.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

i have to be at work in 5 hours and I can't find my alarm clock

[Wyl Staedtler]

use your cell phone, in a pinch. :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

More night-shifters?!

[Kelly Perris]

More night-shifters?!

...with sexy results. ;)

[Dae Jinn]

Men are dumb.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Soon the entire member base will all be nightshift workers!!

[Llewelyn Voss]

My niece is going to be named Nanaimo. :|

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I need a snacky-prod.

[Oa Umi'u]

It's pretzel day on The Office. Pretzel day is the best day.

[Asherah]

I.... I.... made it myself! :D

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

No, day-shift. I'm on the other side of the big puddle on your right.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

The snozzberries taste like... snozzberries!

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

That sounds oddly yucky

[Taja Loraan]

I can't help but wonder ... why is it that, every time a female makes a comment along the lines of "let me slip into something a little more comfortable" as a prelude to sex on TV, she returns wearing even more painful and restrictive lingerie rather than fluffy floral oversized pajamas ?

[stevenvdb]

Actually, in one of Dahl's later works, aimed at adults, Snozzberry was used as slang to refer to a man's...genitals. You can just mentally picture it... oh dear... kind of changes the whole ...errr....

I need to reorganize, sort out and find a better storage method for my movie discs. Was thinking of getting those binders that you can store the inner slipcover as well as the disc flat, taking a lot less space.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I need more coffee. I need a cigarette. I need to go to the loo.

But I don't want to get up just now and go anywhere.

Oh such conflict!

[Morgan Evanar]

I can't help but wonder ... why is it that, every time a female makes a comment along the lines of "let me slip into something a little more comfortable" as a prelude to sex on TV, she returns wearing even more painful and restrictive lingerie rather than fluffy floral oversized pajamas ?It's because we're terribly afraid of naked bottoms in America.

[Razielle Alastor]

:lol:lol:lol

I swear I have more pj's than clothes. :rolleyes

ok random thought:

|I God, I need coffee....

:eek There is no creamer left...

:verymad WHY IS THERE NO CREAMER LEFT!?

:headache oh. lovely day....

[Ilias Nytrau]

I swear I'm irreversibly in love with flannel or fleece pyjamas. Nothing like pants and jacket. Heck, I've been getting a pair every Christmas for the past four or five years. :D My mum loves me.

[Zeke]

I don't have class until 7, and I JUST ran out of stuff to do. How am I gonna kill 6 hours?

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I'm home, the little one is in bed asleep and I've got nothing to do..... hmmmmm..... now, what mischief can I get up to?

[Jeseth Cloak]

I hate waking up for work. :(

[Nathanial K'cansce]

My city is dead.

[Rhianna]

It's bedtime, and turning into an Undine will avail you nothing....

[Dasquian Belargic]

This is stupid.

[Tsumera Anukai]

"All the turtles tell me they want to eat my face." - Z
"And where did that come from?" - Moi
"Somewhere magical in my head..." -Z
"It was indeed... 'magical'" -moi

o_O

[Jecht Tar]

Morning shift? WTF is that?

[Wyl Staedtler]

''Angels With Dirty Faces' is on! Angels With Dirty Faces'!!! :eee

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Chilli + root beer = .... BURRRRRRRRRRRP!

[Jecht Tar]

I See Pink!

[Cade Mercer]

Ryan Pode called me a Low Standard. *Cries*

[Jeseth Cloak]

The nerve!

[Cat X]

I See Pink!


FORCE FRYING PAN!!

:: WHACK ::

Now you see stars!

[Ryan Pode]

I feel I was misunderstood.

[Jecht Tar]

This. Is. PINK!

[Slayn Cloak]

I'm a little scared of them myself.

[Kelly Perris]

I feel I was misunderstood.

Drink water, wench.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

No I do not get paid for roleplaying, I should try to do something other than hang out here while at work, I really really should.

[Ezra Na'chtion]

Forty-two?

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I like your sig

[Mitch]

Why does no one in my stories seem to have a happy family?

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Because people are always more interested to read about unhappy families.... :p

[Wyl Staedtler]

I'm bored. :|

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Welcome to my hell.

[Wyl Staedtler]

B-but I don't want to be in hell. :cry

Seriously, this insomnia business is not good. It's not even productive insomnia.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I've found salvation in updating the Wiki....

[Wyl Staedtler]

Hmm. I like reading the Wiki, but just can't seem to bring myself to add to it.

I need a personal whipcracker.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

That I can only attempt to be..... one of my old characters had a whip that doubled as a small flamethrower.... *cracks whip*

I feel useless :p

[Wyl Staedtler]

A flamethrowing whip?! :o

We can be useless together. Let's start a union. :p

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

It had a small flamethrower in its handle, so she could simply turn it around and blast flames at things, people, Ewoks.... mainly the latter, of which there was some sort of infestation at some point... from what I remember.

Union of the Useless. That sounds good.

[Cat X]

I call a strike for the Union fo the Useless.

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

What for? That would be.... ahh... useless

[Cat X]

What for? That would be.... ahh... useless

Have a think about what a strike usually is and then think about what it would mean to a Union of the Useless :)

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Yeah but who says I'd want to feel useful?

[Yuri Thrice]

Mmm, pizza, the dinner/breakfast of champions!

.....well, it has MOST of the food groups....

....stupid headless chickens!

[Razielle Alastor]

I MISS YE, CAP'N PUZZ! :(

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Time to go home.... yay.

[Yuri Thrice]

......Death to the Sturgeon!

[Zeke]

Class started 5 minutes ago. If the teacher's not here in another 5, I must automatically assume class is cancelled and then stay right here working the internets for another 2 hours.

[Demetrius Valois]

Ooooo.... barracuda!

[Arabella Balfour]

:lol:lol:lol

nice! -plays-

[Dasquian Belargic]

UH oh... too drunk

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Registering for baby stuff is fun!!

[Kelly Perris]

UH oh... too drunk

Bah! No...such...thing.

[Gharhda the Hutt]

THat's the whole point, munch, munch, munch, munch...





MUNCH!

:dance

woot woot Mint tea song = The Al A Menthe

YAY!

[Dasquian Belargic]

UH oh... too drunk

Bah! No...such...thing.

Oh but there is....

[Kelly Perris]

What I meant to say is, there's no such thing if you know when to stop. Or...If you're too drunk to remember. :lol

[Sudoku]

Cash register - 1
My pinky - 0

:cry

[Yuri Thrice]

GO FOR ROUND TWO!

Me vs. Kikkoman Soy Sauce bottle.
Me: 1. Kikkoman:0.
First round, Kikkoman hit floor, glass bottle go boom. Soy sauce is everywhere! "Big J" shows no mercy!
______________
Calvin: "Hobbs?"
Hobbs: "Your parents don't believe. We have to kill them." Revs up chainsaw.
Me: "Thank you, Robot Chicken."
_____________
More pizza for breakfast! Again, breakfast of champions.
_____________
Baby stuff is good for the baby. Good for you for not having to buy it. Bad for later having to find space to store the millions of toys they will acquire over the years....thank God for Goodwill and bonfires!
_____________
Did you know that transistors in electronic equipment explode when set on fire? A lovely thing, really....
_____________
I THOUGHT I smelled fish....

[Atreyu]

::stuff goes here::

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Shirt goes on top, pants go on bottom.

[Daria Nytherciria]

Damn, I can't wait for that tikka masala.

[Lianna Mal Pannis]

If you pat a chicken's stomach, it falls asleep

[Daria Nytherciria]

What... why?

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

I don't wanna know...

[Sudoku]

I'm so tired of being strong and saying things are alright when they arent.

[Tsumera Anukai]

manicure fantasies... oh my :o

[Kelly Perris]

How about a nice, tall glass of STFU? :twak

[Atreyu]

Pants first, THEN shoes.

[Cat X]

Is there such a thing as a dial-a-grope service?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Dirty thoughts can makes everything better.

[Cat X]

Dirty thoughts can makes everything better.

Then I must live a damn good life

[Ilias Nytrau]

Dirty thoughts can makes everything better.

*is in full, unrestricted agreement* Joyous things, those are.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Gecko's are cool

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

something something geicko something

[Wyl Staedtler]

Hawaiian Airlines blows. Stop. Putting. Me. On. Hold. Now.

[stevenvdb]

60 days until my fiancee and I announce our entanglement in a very public ceremony/shindig... :)

[Taja Loraan]

I just swallowed the top part of my tongue piercing.

[Darth Binky]

I just swallowed the top part of my tongue piercing.

Did you swallow it out of amazement?

[Oa Umi'u]

I w-w-want to go b-back to C-canada and my daaaaaaaad. :cry :cry :cry

[Taja Loraan]

Oh, but of course. The little blob of metal decided to pay homage to your incredible works of gore by lodging itself in my throat and attempting to asphyxiate me.

Be proud, you should.

[Darth Binky]

Oh, but of course. The little blob of metal decided to pay homage to your incredible works of gore by lodging itself in my throat and attempting to asphyxiate me.

Be proud, you should.


I am.:)

[TheHolo.Net]

Time to crash.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Time to crash.

aaaaaaaah the board is crashing?!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

The way of the Samurai wins so many arguments.

[Sudoku]

<-- is down with the sickness.

[Darth Binky]

I think you should all visit my art megathread!

[Valeria Tur'ilian]

peas, carrots. peas and carrots. peas, peas, carrots, carrots. peas and carrots.

[Llewelyn Voss]

One year. You have one year to get a six-pack, and then you can pierce your bellybutton.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

$400 more until I can afford that tattoo I want.

[Sudoku]

Would a sham marriage with Liam Jinn be worth it to get my American citizenship? Mebbe....? XD

[Cat X]

One year. You have one year to get a six-pack, and then you can pierce your bellybutton.

Piercing look seriously ugly at the best of times. Even worse on a good looking six pack.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm going to kidnap Mandi.

[Wyl Staedtler]

Piercing look seriously ugly at the best of times. Even worse on a good looking six pack.


I think they are really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I think a really nice bum is good-looking. :rolleyes

[Razielle Alastor]

Who's my Daddy...?

[Sudoku]

Piercing look seriously ugly at the best of times. Even worse on a good looking six pack.


I think they are really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.

<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/01/zoolander_blog240x303.jpg">BLUE STEEL!</a>

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Freak gasoline fight accident :lol

[Vega Van-Derveld]

One year. You have one year to get a six-pack, and then you can pierce your bellybutton.

Piercing look seriously ugly at the best of times. Even worse on a good looking six pack.

Well nuts to you!

[Matier]

What do we do? We swwwiiimmmmmm!

[Pierce Tondry]

And thus was beer-battered baconated sausage born.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Tondry is cute, but Hobgoblin... *swoon*

[Cat X]

And thus was beer-battered baconated sausage born.

And thus a thousand heart attacks as well

[Razielle Alastor]

Pinfeathers, boy.. Pinfeathers and gullyfluff.

[Matier]

Did I say no purple dragons? DID I!?

[Razielle Alastor]

HORRIBLE WHOLESOME SUNSHINE! I HATE IT!:twak

[Matier]

:x re-heheh-eaaaallly?

[Sudoku]

I have the greatest friends EVER. Excluding the two who've made me cry this week - you know who you are :mad!!!

[Zereth Lancer]

Customers will die!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

It is done. The 5 pound stack of McDonald's hamburgers.

What have we done!?

And now we feast.


Also, going out makes me broke.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I want a portobello mushroom burger. And yam fries. Yummmm.

[Ryan Pode]

I want to know why Liam wants to sing songs he doesn't know the words to, on the phone.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Because he's Liam...isn't that enough? :lol

[Alexander Bane]

Liam is allowed to do whatever he wants. That's what George Bush awarded him with in return for not calling him randomly late at night.

Conjured water tastes just like real water...

[Tri'ahna Zylary]

Today is the day for my parents to make some new experiences... I just dumped a bottle of green lemon beer in the rice, and spiked the chicken with Mojito mix.....it'll be interesting to see what it tastes like when combined....

*mad cackle*

[Cat X]

Oh dear Lord, this Beef sate is making my sinuses bleed with potency

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

WHY CAN'T I SLEEP?! :verymad

[Ilias Nytrau]

WHY CAN'T I SLEEP?! :verymad

That privilege is forbidden. :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I am so drinking you under the table come the anniversary >D

[Ilias Nytrau]

Bring it. I'll probably fail. :lol

[Oa Umi'u]

How are you so cute kitten? HOW?

[Jaime Tomahawk]

How are you so cute kitten? HOW?


It's a kitten.

I just posted to a roleplay again!

[Wyl Staedtler]

Yay!


Yes, but what is it exactly? The fluff, the huge eyes, the tinny, pitiful mew? Why do they have such power?

[Jaime Tomahawk]

Yes, but what is it exactly? The fluff, the huge eyes, the tinny, pitiful mew? Why do they have such power?

Cats long ago worked out how to make humans their pets. It's part of the cunning plan to own you.

[Dasquian Belargic]

New improved, is it? Is it, really...

[Qourr Mhawat]

My dad must be turning senile.... he forgot to complain about something being wrong with lunch today.... that's a sure sign of him not being himself, but since there is nothing outwardly wrong with him it's either senility or insanity....

[Dasquian Belargic]

Is this really wise? I suppose it's too late to decide otherwise.

[Yuri Thrice]

3 scrambled cheese eggs, fried bologna, bagels with butter, and four and a half glasses of milk later, the appetite of me is sated!

Animals are wonderful creatures when not conspiring to kill you. The hit squads will be deer, to kill the rednecks, just like that Deer Avenger game.

And cats will rule the world, until the tactical nuclear strike that kills them, and then it's Joe's Apartment everywhere!

What I don't get is how an animal so small, such as kittens, move as fast as they do. I mean, a blur of fur, and suddenly, kitties are attacking your feet.

Who says things with wings can't fly? Tell that to Superman, Neo, and Rogue. And the flying kitten I launched off of my foot in high school. God, that was ages ago....

Was the second Fantastic Four movie any good? I liked the first one, but still haven't watched the second....

[Wyl Staedtler]

Clean the house. Clean the house. Clean the house.

...

Nope, still don't want to do it. :|