Howdy, New here.

[Darth Binky]

Hey all, Darth Binky here.

I just joined here oh... roughly 20 minutes ago. I joined under the recommendation of Zereth Lancer under all his assorted names and aliases.

Some of you might remember me from SWRPG many moons ago, though probably not. I was the fellow who dueled BladeIce (if you remember him) in a TIE fighter covered in christmas lights and ended up puking on him.

Some others might remember me from the previous three incarnations of BE. Heck, I just saw it was Snacks birthday (he sure gets around doesn't he?)

Well its 4:41 am and I have a final in about 3 hours, so I'll stop procrasinating.

Happy to be here, hope we have fun, yadda yadda yadda:)

[Zereth Lancer]

Welcome Rice. Glad you came to spice up our dull lives.

Now the party can begin.

[Jeseth Cloak]

Welcome to SW-Fans.net. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Hi, Binky :wave I think I remember you from SWRPG (I go by the name Vega Van-Derveld there).

[Kraehe Branwen]

Zereth! *glomp* *Zatania* lol Binky? My 4 month old would love you. :evil

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I do get around. And don't you forget it.

Hi! :wave

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hello new person :)

[Khendon Sevon]

*pokes the new person*

Is it... eddimmable? *chomp*

[Darth Binky]

Hi, Binky :wave I think I remember you from SWRPG (I go by the name Vega Van-Derveld there).


Well I remember you at least:p Its been awhile, how's everyone been?

*notices bite mark in his arm*

BRAINS!O_o

[Sorsha Kasajian]

Hello, Binky >=D

[Darth Binky]

Oh noes! My eyes!

Did you miss me Master Sorshie?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Welcome to 'Fans! :wave I got your PM and will be getting back to you shortly, just have to iron out some things with the staff first. :)

[Liam Jinn]

Howdy new person

[Darth Binky]

Thanks Lilaena! And sorry for the long and boring PM. I had forgotten to mention that I have Darth Binky's bio from this version of BladesEdge if the staff wants a link to it.

Howdy old person!

[Zereth Lancer]

Now we just need to get Forse to come over here, and we can have our trifecta of nonsense going again.

[Park Kraken]

Hello new person.

*Plants Zereth's stolen bubble gum on Binky*

He did it!!! Blame the new guy!!!

*Hides*

[stevenvdb]

:::grabs his Timey-Wimey detector:::

Ding!

How do we know it won't bite? It has been quaranteened, hasn't it? Fixed?

:: pushes a plate of stale B'day cake towards the NEWBIE:::

There's always room for one more...

:::flattens self against the bulkhead wall:::

[Darth Binky]

O.o

...Cake?

[Kraehe Branwen]

Stale?! Aww you can have some fresh from me in three days. :P

[Darth Binky]

Stale?! Aww you can have some fresh from me in three days. :P


I want to have your babies.:angel

[Kraehe Branwen]

You'll have to pass that by my husband. lol Who, btw, promised icecream cake! Which he'd better cough up or else. *shakes fist ominously*

[Cat X]

Ice cream cake is for wimps. Real cake has a poisionous amount of chocolate in it and makes you go into a diabetic coma.

[stevenvdb]

Stale?! Aww you can have some fresh from me in three days. :P


I want to have your babies.:angel

Cannibal!?!

You'll have to settle for some of our pies...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Cannibal!?!




Sparks: Debbie, I have something for you.
Debbie DuPree: Oh yeah? What?
Sparks: A book.
Debbie DuPree: What's the book?
Sparks: "A Modest Proposal".
Debbie DuPree: Who's it by?
Sparks: Jonathan Swift.
Debbie DuPree: And what's the book about?

[pause]

Sparks: Eating babies.

[Cat X]

Stale?! Aww you can have some fresh from me in three days. :P


I want to have your babies.:angel

Cannibal!?!

You'll have to settle for some of our pies...

And pray tell what's wrong with eating babies?

[Ilias Nytrau]

Stale?! Aww you can have some fresh from me in three days. :P


I want to have your babies.:angel

Cannibal!?!

You'll have to settle for some of our pies...

And pray tell what's wrong with eating babies?

Morally, there is PLENTY wrong with eating babies.

In today's society, however, man can do no wrong. You could eat babies, and if you DO get found out, all it would take is a super lawyer to help you get away with it.

That's just perverted, I tell you. But hey, if you're REALLY into that.

The cake is a lie, by the way. Just so you know.

[Cat X]

Morally, there is PLENTY wrong with eating babies.



I'm sorry but you are wrong. In fact i am chilling out with a nice bottle of red and a baby's forearm, lightly toasted and garnished with rump of puppy.

[Zereth Lancer]

Everyone knows baby oil comes from babies.

Lots of protein in them too! A balanced meal for sure.

[Cat X]

Everyone knows baby oil comes from babies.

Lots of protein in them too! A balanced meal for sure.

You hereby win immunity from FORCE FRYING PAN for your very good taste

[stevenvdb]

Many cannibal tribes would argue over which is the proper method and cultural significance of eating other people. Many wars have been fought over such things. Many ended up being delicious!

Nowadays, it isn't particularily common....

By the way, I Grok you Zereth!

The baby thing reminds me of a cultural clash the Gerber baby food Company experienced trying to schill their goods in ... I think...the Central African Republics. You have a vast assortment of loose bands of people and a multitude of languages. So in order to do commerce, products typically have to have clearly pictured on the label an image of the product the container contains.

The most prominant image on a jar of Gerber Baby Food is.... a baby!

(That story probably is a total fabrication, but it FEELS real.)

It doesn't help that America tends to use methods (along with a lot of other "first world" nations) that don't help that image. ;) Remember the "Golden Rice" scheme? Brrrrrrrr.

Dang, that didn't end particularily funny. Sorry about that. :/

[Darth Binky]

You'll have to settle for some of our pies...

Is it Delicious Baby Pie?:twak

If its shepherds pie, I'm not interested. I have too many love sheep to look after these days...:\

[Morgan Evanar]

You're all banned due to bad taste. Ugh.

[Ilias Nytrau]

There is a place for all of God's creatures...next to the mashed potatoes. :lol

[Sprocket Gearhead]

I agree. Ilias. Though, personally, it's more in a bun or tortilla, deep-fried, with fries on the side and a bucket of ranch to dip it all in. Oh, and don't forget the cheese....

....and drink of choice. Eat up.

Anyone ever see "Ravenous," by any chance? Great movie.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

That sounds like the name of some cheesey Sci-Fi Channel movie. Sign me up.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Isn't Ravenous the true story of that soccer team who's plane crashed in the mountains and they ended up eating each other? I may be mixing movies up in my head. :p

[Darth Binky]

Isn't Ravenous the true story of that soccer team who's plane crashed in the mountains and they ended up eating each other? I may be mixing movies up in my head. :p

I dunno if thats the name of the movie, but I know what you're talking about. Didn't it happen in South America?:twak

[Darth Binky]

The movie is called Alive! I just rented it from block buster. Thank you. :-)