View Full Version : Carlsbad Caverns is Awesome.
Mitch
Nov 26th, 2007, 10:39:18 PM
Carlsbad Cavern is awesome. There will be more to follow, including pictures. Now I need sleep.
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Nov 27th, 2007, 10:50:15 AM
Ok you've slept enough, and work can wait until those pictures are posted :colbert
Cat X
Nov 27th, 2007, 03:21:02 PM
Is this some sort of beer? Which in that case you will need a lot of proof. Beer on the whole tastes like stale cat pee.
Morgan Evanar
Nov 27th, 2007, 04:06:11 PM
Is this some sort of beer? Which in that case you will need a lot of proof. Beer on the whole tastes like stale cat pee.You are going to spend an eternity drinking american Budweiser and Fosters for that comment.
Kelly Perris
Nov 27th, 2007, 10:01:28 PM
Is this some sort of beer? Which in that case you will need a lot of proof. Beer on the whole tastes like stale cat pee.You are going to spend an eternity drinking american Budweiser and Fosters for that comment.
That is an unmentionably painful fate, Morg. Shame on you. :lol
Cat X
Nov 27th, 2007, 10:44:15 PM
Is this some sort of beer? Which in that case you will need a lot of proof. Beer on the whole tastes like stale cat pee.You are going to spend an eternity drinking american Budweiser and Fosters for that comment.
Still doesnt deny the fact beer tastes like sucking the sweat off my undies after a 5 hour ride. With added salt
Mitch
Nov 27th, 2007, 11:14:51 PM
Grrr, sorry, guys are gonna have to wait another day for pics. But I promise they will be images. In .jpg form.
Cat X
Nov 28th, 2007, 12:16:36 AM
And besides, beer pales into total insignfigance to what I am reliably told is for a woman better than sex - the Tim Tam orgasm.
And then there's for more outdoors guys, abseilling.
Or for the more quiet of us, bushwalking.
In fact there are very few things LESS worse than beer. Getting matches rammed under toenails is slighty more awfun than beer. Or having your lower intestine removed via your right nostril. That's more awful than beer. Swilling pig poo, that's slightly more awful. Drinking battery acid, that's worse than beer of course. Getting divorced? Slightly better than beer, but not much.
Morgan Evanar
Nov 28th, 2007, 12:33:16 AM
Oh, so you weren't actually enjoying Newcastle, ok.
Please Mitch, on with the photos so I can stop listening to Mark whine about how awful his palate is. Please!
Mitch
Nov 28th, 2007, 12:46:36 AM
Heh, beer matters little to me. I drink cider. And Gin. Though thankfully not at the same time.
Droo
Nov 28th, 2007, 06:38:43 AM
Mark, what in God's name are you waffling on about? Do you type this much because someone cut out your tongue and you have to make up for it? It would explain a lot about your slanderous beer remarks, you demented fiend! Back in your box!
I looked up Carlsbad Caverns and it does look beautiful. It just so happens that the night before you'd posted this, I watched the Planet Earth episode on caves. I wonder if you saw any snotites or a one hundred meter high mountains of guano.
Khendon Sevon
Nov 28th, 2007, 10:57:49 AM
I. love. Planet Earth. It's so great.
And caverns are beautiful. I've been to a few caverns and mines in the US and two or three in Europe. Nature's chapels, hidden and shrouded in silence.
...and I like beer ;)
Cat X
Nov 28th, 2007, 04:17:22 PM
Mark, what in God's name are you waffling on about? Do you type this much because someone cut out your tongue and you have to make up for it? It would explain a lot about your slanderous beer remarks, you demented fiend! Back in your box!.
And I suppose you like puppies too? Foul obnoixious creatures, fit only for feasting on and grinding up for fertilizer.
Hmph.
(OOOOOOO, we're talking about CAVES????? Well dont I look like a right twat. Yes well..... still dont like beer. Or Puppies. Or Sith. Or vampires. And I would like girls but none of them wat to go out with me )
Kelly Perris
Nov 28th, 2007, 04:30:55 PM
Puppies are the world's biggest suck-ups, next to small children and that co-worker who has his head so far up the bosses' rear, that you don't know where one starts and the other begins. Beer is a highly questionable substance, on the simple fact that it does zero percent for your health. This opinion used to make me hypocritical with the amount of rye and/or scotch whiskey (NOT "whisky"..there is a difference) I used to consume myself. Key words: USED to.
And Mark, girls won't go out with you because they're precisely that...GIRLS. Women (not feminists) are where it's at. I despise feminists. As for caverns, boys - I haven't a clue (I'm sure they're pretty). I'm partial to mountains, forests, and the open sea, myself. Beaches are fun, but they're overhyped, and I crisp much too easily.
Oh, and Hey'all, by the way. :D
Cat X
Nov 28th, 2007, 05:38:02 PM
And Mark, girls won't go out with you because they're precisely that...GIRLS. Women (not feminists) are where it's at.
All the best women are either married or in North America / Asia, or they dont like my cars or they dont like that I dont like beer and thence wont go over and talk to them which they think sucks because when I'm dressed up I've got the hottest bum and all these drunk guys wont leave them alone and I dont want to go near drunk boofheads :(
Right you beer drinkers, the fact I dont have a nice woman to hug is all YOUR fault
BTW, Wombeyn caves is fun.
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