You might be a member of 'Fans if...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

... you put lipstick on your cat.
... you accidentally send a can of Raid through the wash. And a shot glass. And lighters. And Stackers.
... you know that martial artist fisting is not, in fact, a legendary Jedi battle technique.
... you're good. Then bad. Then good again. Then bad. No wait, good. Or is it bad? Aw hell.
... you buy children's toys. And blow them up.





Let's see what you guys can come up with :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Watching Lord of the Rings will never be the same again.
You cringe at the mention of three simple letters: SSJ.
You've ever been in a room with rafters and wondered just how you get up there.
A frying pan is no longer a mere cooking impliment.
For that matter, IMPLIMENT is pretty scary stuff.
You can't help but wonder if everyone you meet might someway, somehow, be related to you ("Luke, I am your father... s uncles cousins postmans nephew twice-removed.")

[Lady Vader]

... you just can't bring yourself to use a turkey baster. (Thanksgiving always brings back THOSE memories >_< )

[Kyle Krogen]

... You can't look under the kitchen/bathroom sink without thinking about alcoholic beverages.
... You have an honest fear of Australians.
... You don a hazmat suit whenever you see a cockroach.
... You always check the shadows when you enter a room.

[JediBeldarine]

* You realize that you've now developed a distinct split personality syndrome with your other personalities ranging from red-shirted ensigns to elite Jedi to crazy half-feline, sex-obsessed creatures.

[Mitch]

You play quite possibly the only illiterate Jedi in history.

[Karl Valten]

*...you think all governmental arguments are settled through mudwrestling....or slip'n slides.....or both

[Lilaena De'Ville]

...you've ever had a conversation with a significant other using lots and lots of initials - GJO, TGC, RSO, TSO, LD, LL, LV, LW...

...you know what all those initials stand for ^^^

[Kelly Perris]

* Your character's love of Corellian whiskey turned into YOUR love of whiskey at some point down the line.

* Furries are not what the rest of the world THINKS they are.

* Your friends whom you have RP'd with for many years get uneasy when you're sighted with a shiny knife or any other potenially harmful device, even when there is no documented evidence that you would EVER do such a thing.

[Jeseth Cloak]

...you know how a lightsaber works.
...you hate ezBoard.
...you own several "Essential Guide to[...]" books.

[Arabella Balfour]

* You've called someone to mention something you read "at the board".

[Dae Jinn]

You've ever spent the night on S'ils' couch XD

[Yog]

...you know how a lightsaber works.
...you hate ezBoard.
...you own several "Essential Guide to[...]" books.

All of those applies to me..

[Eluna Thals]

* Furries are not what the rest of the world THINKS they are.

Explain this one.

[Zeke]

I'd imagine it'd be Mitch Furry vs Messed-the-Hell-Up Furry.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Zeke, my man, you are most correct.

*You've insulted someone by calling them a 'nerfherder'

*You've replied to someone's joke on you with "Laugh it up, fuzzball."

[Telan Desaria]

...you've spent the evening on S'Il's couch and you have dined with Sanis

...your English has improved through roleplaying

...you can mention roleplaying as a hobby to friends and not understand why their first thoughts are always sexual

...you can recount the statistics on warships and weapons created in the imagination of yourself and others but still cannot change your own oil

[General Dan]

...you attempt to approximate a day in the life of one of your RP characters in real life and get hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, thanks to you neglecting to do any plot advancement whatsoever but yet visiting 27 bars in one day.

[Karl Valten]

...you have confused you friends by using the words: "Frack", "Krasst", "Frell", and "Dren" as curse words.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:lol

These are fantastic! All of them!