The Random Thought Thread

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Man I hate this place. Why did we come here? We should have gone to Target.

[Park Kraken]

Should I update my Inuyasha fan-fiction tonight? I probably should.

[Zem-El Vymes]

Die Grandma!

[Cat X]

I need a girlfriend. And a life

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Underwater friends!

[Yog]

Autobots! Roll out!

[Zem-El Vymes]

kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me

[Xel-Naga]

Mass Shampoo.

[Droo]

Five days off work... mmm...

[Zem-El Vymes]

I hope I don't test positive for opium after eating poppy seed bread.

[Yog]

Apple cake. With creme fraiche.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Salad. Yes. Salad sounds good for breakfast.

[Xel-Naga]

Is "Blarg" a solid or watery sound?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

This feels weird. Really weird.

[Zem-El Vymes]

That's right next to Boob-burg, but Boob-burg, eh, not the best.

[Wyl Staedtler]

please don't stall, please don't stall, please don't stall, please don't stall.

[Xel-Naga]

Is it almost two o'clock already?

[Zem-El Vymes]

ugh... WHAT

[Mitch]

How <i>would</i> one teach a marmoset to fly?

[Droo]

The Heineken has been in the freezer for 30 minutes. It is time.

[Karl Valten]

ugghhhh...I'm never drinking again

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Why does napping inadvertently make me more tired?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

If the hawks don't pull off another win we're going to lose all our fans.

[Droo]

No ex-member of Busted deserves Emma Griffiths.

[Naomi Lang]

If I love myself does that mean I'm gay?

[Peter McCoy]

Does anybody have any idea how much crap 150 lab monkeys make in a day?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Why is it that the thing I despise about my job isn't the work itself, it's the process involved in actually getting there?

[Morgan Evanar]

I love beer.

[Karl Valten]

Is the pizza place still open?

[Crystal]

How does MSG work?

[Xel-Naga]

ZOMG There's pizza in the 'fridge!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

How does half of a butt fall asleep?

[Wyl Staedtler]

Thank god The Lion King came to Hawaii - best eighty bucks ever spent!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I feel like a pig has defecated in my head.

[Peter McCoy]

Remember Citadel.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Girls suck.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I wonder if people actually repeat after they rinse.

[Zeke]

I have had "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin stuck in my head for TWO DAYS. WILL IT EVER END?

[Crystal]

Can I pull off a sexy costume or do I just work as cute?

[Ryan Pode]

Why can't I have natural endurance when running?

[Xel-Naga]

How do they get that white stuff inside twinkies?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Do chickens have knees...?

[Morgan Evanar]

Yes they do.

I can't believe it's 4:30 already!

[Brigid Cassidy]

Gum Gnome?

[Fiona Devlin]

COFFEE!!! :D CHOCOLATE!!! :D COFFEECHOCOLATE!!! :crack

[Zem-El Vymes]

I can never finish cold stone ice cream, even if I get the tiny size. Too rich.

[Zeke]

Tomorrow is gonna SUCK.

[Regan Valdis]

I like stationery.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I really should be working right now.

[Morgan Evanar]

Ugh. Laundry.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Maybe drinking all of that cider wasn't a great idea.

[Morgan Evanar]

I want to post but I want to go to bed. I'll post.

[Yog]

I am really too tired to post and should be sleeping, but posting anyway.

[Xel-Naga]

Do girls think less of a boy who lets himself be kissed?

[Wyl Staedtler]

ugh. too many pillow mints.

[Cat X]

Vista is the biggest pile of crap ever. Switch to Linux

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Whoever invented times before 9 am needs to be bludgeoned with a stick.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

How in the world can anyone like mayo? It's like eating cow lard.

[Zeke]

Why is it always the stuff I can't have that I want most?

[Dae Jinn]

If people had eggs for heads, when they sneezed, would yolk come out? And why was Paris Hilton driving me around in my dream last night? o_O

Edit - Am I just some big universal joke, or will one day all the crap I put up be karmically paid-off with everything I've ever wanted? I want to crawl under my desk and never come out again.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I don't remember stealing this baseball...

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Why is the one spot I always step on in the kitchen always wet? Now I have to change socks.

[Kelly Perris]

Blargh. What IS that in my water glass?

[Xel-Naga]

Damn white people...

[Dasquian Belargic]

I make a freaking awesome super hero.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I think I'm turning off the porch light tomorrow night...

[Zem-El Vymes]

Hooray so much free time tonight!

[Karl Valten]

My textbook tastes funny.

[Kelly Perris]

Maybe a soak in the tub would help me feel better...

[Dae Jinn]

WTF Robert Goulet is DEAD?!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Less spiders, more honey.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Must get Wonder Woman costume for next Halloween.

Providing my body returns to relative normalcy by then. :uhoh

[Morgan Evanar]

My sister's cat is evil :(

[Dasquian Belargic]

Bah, humbug.

[Zeke]

Nothing ever goes quite the way it should.

EDIT: Maybe I jinxed myself posting that. My whole Graphic Design class today has been a total waste. I wonder this is self-fulfilling prophecy, or just the teacher's wierd ADD with jumping around to students. Maybe it's favoritism.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I think it's time for a quiet night in.

[Xel-Naga]

What's the difference between a short minute and a long minute?

[Moreth]

Come On In H-e-e-e-e-e-re!!!

[Park Kraken]

I am so sick and tired of hearing Chuck Norris 1-liners.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Click Click bloody click pancakes.

[Mitch]

Next muffin.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Next muffin.

Ross Noble? :D

[Zeke]

When things aren't looking so good, I just need to remind myself that it could be worse. Like, I could've said "Candlejack", and th

[Mitch]

I have never met a man by the name of Daniel McGreuder. I don't know why.

[Liam Jinn]

Finally live TV has given me what I looked for. I wish the network would've let Criss Angel and the other dude slug it out instead of going to commercial...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I need to take pictures of my expanding waistline. :D

[Kelly Perris]

Milk or water? Thinkthinkthink...oh, milk THEN water. A-HA!

[Dae Jinn]

Yay, he liked his gift! *happiness!* ^_^;

[Xel-Naga]

Where's my casino?

[Wyl Staedtler]

Riding the bus is like a nostalgic adventure. Except with a sick baby - then it's more like Chinese water torture.

[Crystal]

It still feels like I'm wearing heels. Also, I want a cheeseburger.



UPDATE: I still want a cheeseburger.

[Wyl Staedtler]

the sex pistols are on craig ferguson omg omg

[Nathanial K'cansce]

The work week should be 3 days long.

I would also like my new car now.

[Zeke]

I don't wanna pull another shift of wood kiln duty tonight. >_<

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Wine before 8 AM does not make me a lush. I hope.

[Karl Valten]

Mmmmmmmmmm......Liney's gooooddddd

[Dasquian Belargic]

I wish I was the daughter of a billionaire

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Macaroni and cheese that is neon orange has to be good for you and is it possible to OD on Flintstone Vitamins?

[Park Kraken]

I want my super airship now. *pouts*

[Nathanial K'cansce]

For the amount of caffeine and sugar coursing through my veins right now, I am way too exhausted and tired.

[Xel-Naga]

Oh crap, is it time for tasteball already?

[Karl Valten]

Thirsty Thursday

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hafta pee!

[Kelly Perris]

Why did I even bother going there? So pointless..

[Wyl Staedtler]

so that means we have to leave at four? a.m? ... seriously?

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Do I lease, or do I finance? If I lease... I can get brand new hotness. But if I finance... I 'own semi new hotness. meeeeeeeeeeh.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Don't lease.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I have spent way too much money this month :|

[Xel-Naga]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaahn!

[Kelly Perris]

Damn it, why do I have to be tired? I don't like feeling tired.

[Zeke]

The new Quasar is awesome.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Charley needs to wake up because I want waffles.

[Kelly Perris]

I wish *I* had waffles.

Maybe I should spend less time on Facebook and more time here again.

I wish I had more metal on my ipod. I'm in such a mood for it right now.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

He's still not awake, and I still want waffles. Metal as hell waffles, that is. Covered in liquid mercury syrup. Brutal.

[Kelly Perris]

Poke him with a pointy stick. There are waffles to be had.

OOH! I'M OFF SHIFT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Ty asked me last night, "When you burp, does it taste like baby?"

[Dasquian Belargic]

I should really tidy up in here...

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dae Jinn]

I really want my mummy right now :( I wish she wasn't stuck in bed with a sore back.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Why can has get pitterpatter junk oh god mister sulu.

[Wyl Staedtler]

Do I really need a tetanus shot? It's not that bad. And it's just a pinkie finger anyway.

[Kelly Perris]

Chickendudecar. Whoa.

[Mitch]

With a single blow, Chevrolet will steal all hybrid car popularity.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ugh what a horrible dream.

[Dae Jinn]

Staying in my pjs all day is okay, I can do my errands tomorrow XD

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Leaf blower + strong wind in wrong direction = more work than this should be.

[Karl Valten]

Mandi convinced me to go out drinking and I might regret it.;)

[Wyl Staedtler]

scones scones sconety scones, sconety scones and tea...

[Nathanial K'cansce]

There's no such thing as too many wings... there's no such thing as too many wings... ugh. -_-

[Dae Jinn]

Mandi convinced me to go out drinking and I might regret it.;)

Did you miss your train? XD

[Mitch]

Pizza or burgers, pizza or burgers... Chinese.

[Droo]

Boiling hot kestrels swimming past my face.

[Kelly Perris]

Insulted? INSULTED?!?! Oh, I'll show her INSULT, with a side of PAIN potatoes. :lol

[Karl Valten]

Did you miss your train? XD

No, no I didn't..........................But I could have.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

In real life, as opposed to Highlander, a quickening means something totally different - and way cooler. :D

[Zeke]

I need more work hours.

[Kelly Perris]

I am DELICIOUS. ;)

[Dae Jinn]

Waiting an hour for a prescription that magically is $50 more than usual is SUPER FUN :mad

[Wyl Staedtler]

oh my god the commissary is so cheeeeaaap. i want a military i.d.

[Dasquian Belargic]

free pants = yay

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

why do I keep grinding my teeth?

[Zeke]

I just had a class cancelled. I SHOULD use that time to get ahead in schoolwork, but I really wanna slack off. :(

[Kelly Perris]

I feel this terribly irresistable urge to bite/gnaw on someone. An arm would be nice.

[Wyl Staedtler]

The Backsteet Boys are back? Oy.

[Nara McKenna]

I can't feel my foot

[Dae Jinn]

omg why is That 70's Show STILL ON FOX?!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Damn you, wall-unit! Damn you to heck! Is it so hard to blow warm air?!

[Zeke]

My teachers are officially insane. God I hope the food places on Maple Street are open over Thanksgiving.

[Wyl Staedtler]

owieowieow

[Dae Jinn]

$8.75/hour is SO not worth all this bull poo-poo.

[Wyl Staedtler]

just like a six-pack was so not worth eating that habanero at lunch today. >_<

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Iit's like a mucus sponge

[Crowley]

feminism AAAAARRGH

[Karl Valten]

Friday Morning Hangover

[Dae Jinn]

You know, if I DID win the lottery, I would buy Avondale and FIRE all the people who want to fire me! Then I would splurge on useless trinkets, yay! :eee

[Cat X]

Whoa! Dae bum groping time!!!!

[Kelly Perris]

11.50/hr is hardly worth some of the bull *I* have to put up with.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Who loves spaghettios? I love spaghettios!

[Dae Jinn]

You know, I really love being yelled at by customers who use words they don't understand. Because being yelled at for absolutely no reason isn't fun enough. :mad

[Zeke]

I can't wait to bomb dodongos!

[Yog]

It's snowing outside!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That's it. I'm getting my snowboard and going over to Yog's place.

[Dasquian Belargic]

That essay has to be in tomorrow?!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Why are you so difficult to understand!? *rips hair out*

[Dae Jinn]

It's snowing outside!



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I wish it was snowing here!

[Kelly Perris]

Oh dear...my brat has started to walk consistently without holding on to things.

Run for your lives!

[Callomas Savoc]

My phone has 150% the hard drive capacity of my first computer. That is insane.

[Morgan Evanar]

Aw crap it's Sunday already.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Work in fifteen minutes. Yuck.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I'm glad I have Monday off. Though I wish I would be paid for it.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Fresh chex mix yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :yum

[Dasquian Belargic]

Monday, noooo

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Russian, you're so unsmart.

[Morgan Evanar]

I really wanted another day for the weekend. Oh well.

[Wyl Staedtler]

mmmmm nutella

[Kelly Perris]

I'm SO ready to butcher the carpet deep cleaning device. Stabby Stabby.

[Kyle Krogen]

To gank or not to gank?

[Mitch]

GAH! Stupid furries!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ha! That reminds me.

[Zeke]

I am so very, very tired. I am never sleeping on my friend's horrible sofa again. >_< It makes me miss Charley's sofa.

[Dasquian Belargic]

This is soooo BRUTAL

[Kale]

Don't kick it to Joshua Cribbs!!!!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Funerals :(

[Kelly Perris]

Why, for the love of God, WHY have I been so...TIRED?!?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'm a zombie.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Napping makes me an insomniac.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh Toki :love

[Kelly Perris]

Urgh...so hungry. Dinner needs to be ready right NOW. :\

[General Dan]

I hate Steven Seagal :mad

[Dae Jinn]

Yay, days off!

[stevenvdb]

I have been two days without a decent cup of tea.

Pitty life.

[Kelly Perris]

I have a hankering for a roast beef sandwich. It's three-forty A.M. and I'm at work. I can't get a roast beef sandwich.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

why can't I sleep? Of all times, why now?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Sunday roast woohooooo! :crack

[Firebird1]

Do I read the rest of the thread, or do I just post?

[Zeke]

The word "break" as it applies to extended periods of time off of school makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

[Dae Jinn]

I wish I had more fingernails because I <3 black nail polish.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

A whole week to myself and no work!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Snow! snowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnow snow! It looks so pretty on my new car ^_^

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hot damn! I wonder who else can say their cat likes cigarettes??

[Crowley]

Ow... my tummy.

[Zeke]

Well...here I am.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

mmm Squirt!

[stevenvdb]

Sleeplessness, nic addictions, a desire for flesh. You guys sure you're not Zombies? ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Banana is good.

[Kelt Simoson]

Carrying shopping home is like carrying a dead man back to my house.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Puddlecat is not pleased.

[Dae Jinn]

Wow, so it's NOT true.

[Kelly Perris]

Oh no...not classes. I don't want to go to class. *pout* I will probably be dead tired by math... and there's a test today.

Phooey.:\

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Unseasonably warm. Didn't we just have snow the other day? Now Upper 50's (58). Yay global warming.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I have no idea where I stand

[Kelly Perris]

You did WHAT to WHO for HOW many wooden nickels?

[Dae Jinn]

Is it really that wrong to feed my two year old cousin gummi worms before bed? No way! XD

[Dasquian Belargic]

It's 4am. Why am I still awake?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I need to clean off my pinboard and put new stuff up

[Liam Jinn]

Cheez-it = Awesome

[Kelt Simoson]

My internal time clock is screwed up

[Dasquian Belargic]

I probably shouldn't walk around wearing only a blanket

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Too much crap! Have to downsize!

[Morgan Evanar]

ffffffffooooooooooooooooooooooood

[stevenvdb]

Nah nah nah nah I can't hear you nah nah nah nah!

[Yog]

<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlUu54muOs>Find the Fish!</a>

[Morgan Evanar]

Oh crap too many posts

[Zeke]

New phone! :D

[Kelt Simoson]

Long way from home!

[Wyl Staedtler]

are we ready for this?

[Dasquian Belargic]

let down and haaanging around

[Jeseth Cloak]

I'm hungry... sigh.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

What an inspiring dream!

[Zem-El Vymes]

no pizza :(

[Dae Jinn]

Yay for new black sheets and Milktray! :eee

[Zem-El Vymes]

Oh man stuffing is great

[Kelly Perris]

My niece actually bent down and LOOKED the cat in the eye today. Next thing I know, is she's on the ground, crying.

"Did he swat you, honey?"

(crying and snuffling) "Y-yes."

"Have you learned your lesson?"

The kid nods. I've been laughing about that most of the day.

[Cat X]

My niece actually bent down and LOOKED the cat in the eye today. Next thing I know, is she's on the ground, crying.

"Did he swat you, honey?"

(crying and snuffling) "Y-yes."

"Have you learned your lesson?"

The kid nods. I've been laughing about that most of the day.

Remeber, if you look a cat in the eye, remember that you must also speak the magic words "Meow merw meow!"

Translation "Fish for dinner?"

[Kelly Perris]

Oh, fish. It has been long enough. I miss thee. I really could go for some fish, rice and vegetables. *drool*

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Even if I can't see it, I know it's there.

[Cat X]

Oh, fish. It has been long enough. I miss thee. I really could go for some fish, rice and vegetables. *drool*

Add some fried puppy and I'm sold

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

wake up wake up wake up

[Cat X]

wake up wake up wake up

SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP

FORCE FRYING PAN!!

*WANG!!!*

Okay, she's sleeping now :evil

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Mark is so weird. And why are ants building a colony in my laundry basket?!!

[Kelly Perris]

That is the first tuna dish I've eaten in my life, that involved copious amounts of tuna and did not taste like a tuna sandwich. I am a ROCKIN' cook. :cool:

[Cat X]

Mark is so weird. And why are ants building a colony in my laundry basket?!!

Cause they want to give ants in your pants. So your belly button can dance.

[Dae Jinn]

Booger cat = grossssssss :cry

[Kelly Perris]

You are a cucumber. You are a cucumber. You are a cucumber.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Lunch meeting in an hour and a half and I'm still not DRESSED. Less lazy, more hustle. Come on, now!

[Fiona Devlin]

Tumbleweeds. They've all turned into tumbleweeds.

[Regan Valdis]

Your song is not ours!

[Cat X]

Lunch meeting in an hour and a half and I'm still not DRESSED. Less lazy, more hustle. Come on, now!

What's wrong with nude lunch? Your not that ugly to put people off their lunch are you?

[Fiona Devlin]

I did naked sushi once.

ok, more than once. =;^^=

NEXT!!!