Zombie Defense Starter Kit

[Lilaena De'Ville]

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/pictures-emergency-zombie-defense-station

If your name isn't Charley, chances are you may be a bit unprepared when the zombies finally emerge. (Rumor has it this Halloween is when the undead will rise!)

Check out the link for this nifty Zombie kit - the lid of the box even doubles as a riot shield!

[Mitch]

That is wicked awesome.

[Liam Jinn]

That's cool, but I'd rather Charley market a Zombie Kit. I mean one shotgun, a few shells, and a little ol' machete, where's the pizazz? :)

[Zem-El Vymes]

Charley already markets a zombie kit ;)

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/LoungieMu/rig3.jpg


Good find, Holly. I know somebody at work who would pay big money for a thing like that.

[Xel-Naga]

That Zombie kit won't last for very long. Since I'm likely to be working on Halloween, the only weapons I'm going to have on hand are baseball bats, BB guns, and shopping carts to use in the struggle against Zombiedom.

As long as we keep them outside the store, we can survive for a long time. Why bunker down in a mall when you can bunker down in Fred Meyers? We even have a forklift to mow zombies down with.

Maybe I should ask the Store Director what our current zombie survival plan is. Either that or I start stashing shotguns and ammunition around the store.

[Cat X]

I hate the Internet and I hate the Internet's obsession with Zombies, pirates and ninjas.

[Parsideon Denix]

I hate the Internet and I hate the Internet's obsession with Zombies, pirates and ninjas.

It tends to oversaturate things at times, but I don't mind humoring the obession. I've seen way worse on the internet to raise a fuss over zombies.

Besides, it's easier context to describe my 'equipment' with humorous hypotheticals than the uncomfortable prospects of what it may, uh, actually be used for.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Nuclear war would only be marginally better than zombies. Not sure by how much though.

[Zem-El Vymes]

Nuclear war would be far far far worse I think

[Travis North]

That Zombie kit won't last for very long. Since I'm likely to be working on Halloween, the only weapons I'm going to have on hand are baseball bats, BB guns, and shopping carts to use in the struggle against Zombiedom.

As long as we keep them outside the store, we can survive for a long time. Why bunker down in a mall when you can bunker down in Fred Meyers? We even have a forklift to mow zombies down with.

Maybe I should ask the Store Director what our current zombie survival plan is. Either that or I start stashing shotguns and ammunition around the store.


You could always pull an Ash.

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart."


I watched The Evil Dead trilogy, if you could call it that, this week. Funniest stuff ever.

[Peter McCoy]

Funniest stuff ever

Don't let Droo hear you say that!