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Travis North
Jun 15th, 2007, 09:04:29 PM
I've finally figured out what binds the Galaxy together, and it is not the Force. It is Corellian Ale. Everywhere a drink is had, it is, more often than not, Corellian Ale. As I see it to conquer the Galaxy we only need to blockade Corellia and cease all breweries preventing the beverage's distribution. Without this precious drink the Galaxy will come to it's knees and fall into line under the Empire in order to get the drink the crave so much.

All in favour of conquering the Galaxy by this means say aye. All opposed are Rebels.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Jun 15th, 2007, 09:12:00 PM
He who controls Corellian Ale controls the universe! [/Baron Harkonnen]

Karl Valten
Jun 15th, 2007, 09:15:37 PM
But we get the ale right?


HAHAHA LoL... freaking LOL. S'il, you are a genius.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Jun 15th, 2007, 09:49:01 PM
Aw shucks ^_^; Thanks Karl :D

To be honest though, my first thought was about duct tape. You know; light side, dark side, holds the universe together, yada yada yada.

Karl Valten
Jun 15th, 2007, 11:00:17 PM
Ditto on that one.

Tiberius Anar
Jun 16th, 2007, 05:14:46 AM
*face palm*

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Jun 16th, 2007, 11:41:31 AM
Admit it; you're proud of us :D

Lilaena De'Ville
Jun 16th, 2007, 02:10:19 PM
Well then the smugglers would have something to do - namely smuggle Corellian Ale around the galaxy. ;)

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Jun 16th, 2007, 02:31:55 PM
It'd be prohibition all over again; speakeasies, homemade distilleries, and high-class mobsters!

Mu Satach
Jun 16th, 2007, 03:44:16 PM
Oh yeah... bring it on. >=}

Tiberius Anar
Jun 17th, 2007, 08:38:13 AM
*face desk*

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Jun 17th, 2007, 12:54:55 PM
It's chill, bro. We know what we're doing :)



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