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[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Jazz hands!

[Jaime Tomahawk]

Jazz hands!


What the hell are jizz hands?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Not jizz hands, you dingdong :p

Jazz Hands (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MrtzWnBsZIw)

[Laodice Laos]

It's a very popular move with the ladies. ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ahahaha, holy moly.

Now THAT made me crack up :lol







Unless you weren't really making a dirty joke o_O

[Jaime Tomahawk]

ahahaha, holy moly.

Now THAT made me crack up :lol







Unless you weren't really making a dirty joke o_O

And like talk about cracks aint a dirty joke.

Now excuse me, I feel the need to whip everything off and run around nude. I am going utterly INSANE with this damn bunch of servers

[Laodice Laos]

Pfff, no I wasn't.


... Or was I? :mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*gasp*

You naughty girl, you.

[Cat X]

Pfff, no I wasn't.


... Or was I? :mischief

Yeah sure, we believe you, little Miss Innocent

And I knwo about innocent because I am.....

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!

*THUNK*

THE NUDE RANGER!!!!

Nudie run time!!!

[Laodice Laos]

Oh, like you weren't thinking it!

[Cat X]

Oh, like you weren't thinking it!

What, being rude or being nude?

(OI!!! You gave me a dud AIM address surfer chick! Gimme the right one!)

[Laodice Laos]

I meant s'Il, silly. :p

And why are you naked? If I'd known this place was clothing-optional I might've thought twice about booking my stay!

(Whoops. The "surf culture" has affected my brain. It's meagansrfr. I think :uhoh)

[MMU]

Uncle Marcus Uncle Marcus!!! You Forgot Your Pants!!!

[Cat X]

Uncle Marcus Uncle Marcus!!! You Forgot Your Pants!!

HERE I COME TO HUMP YOUR LEEEEEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And why are you naked? If I'd known this place was clothing-optional I might've thought twice about booking my stay!

Oh good Lord, she's never seen a SW-Fans style thread wreck....

Git y0 gear off hunny and let it swing free!

[Laodice Laos]

Down boy, down! :twak

[MMU]

I wanna be naked too!

[Cat X]

Down boy, down! :twak

Damnit, I think my swinging bits just hit me in the face :(


I wanna be naked too!

Do you want to make the llove under the moon and firey sunset little tin can?

[Laodice Laos]

Oh for Zeus' sake, it's contagious.

*quietly glues clothes on*

[MMU]

Noooo, but I wouldn't mind making some bacon soap!

Here, let me help you with that glue, too :D

[Cat X]

Noooo, but I wouldn't mind making some bacon soap!

Here, let me help you with that glue, too :D



Wait nooooooo dont glue there!! AGGGGHHHHH My short and curlies!!!

Now straighen ths mess out!

[Laodice Laos]

This is why I moved away from Florida. :cry It's too crazy Ma, I just can't take it!

[MMU]

Are you sure? Remember what happened the last time I did that?

[Cat X]

Are you sure? Remember what happened the last time I did that?

I SAID STRIGHTEN THIS MESS OUT YOU RUSTING PILE OF JUNK!!! MY HANDS ARE EVEN GLUED TO MY NADS!!!!!!

[MMU]

Well here then, let me get my crayons and I'll color it up.

Here, have some colors, Laodice, you can help me too!! :D

[Laodice Laos]

I want pink! :D

Ooh, look, we can make a collage! *cuts out photos*

[Cat X]

Well here then, let me get my crayons and I'll color it up.

Here, have some colors, Laodice, you can help me too!! :D

STOP DRAWING THINGS ON MY THI.......

Oh Pretty. I never knew you could draw the Sistine chapel on one's private bits.

[MMU]

It's not the sistine chapel, silly. It's an elephant!

[Cat X]

It's not the sistine chapel, silly. It's an elephant!

In pink and green pokadots?????

Hey look everyone! I'm an ELEPHANT! Watch me drink with my trunk even!!!

:: Insert's trunk into bottle marked "TOILET DUCK" ::

Mmmmm. I can taste this beer already

[MMU]

Ok, no one drink from that bottle!

[Laodice Laos]

SAFARI TIME!!!!! :evil

[Cat X]

Ok, no one drink from that bottle!


:: GLUGGLUGGLUG ::

Umm.... pardon me? Dont drink from...

:: Does a rather impressive thing to be able to view label ::

Oh Frack me.

:: He realises that his insides have not for long this world unless desperate acton is taken, with an ermous effort rips his glued hands off his... umm... you know. With it comes chunks of hair and a truly awful RIIIIP as skin is parted with culies. He waits, thinks that wasnt so bad until his mind catches up with proceedings.

Much like getting a crotch shot with an anvil this would be like. But nothing compared to the inner turmoil and horror of his insides melting as the Jedi Toilet Duck takes hold and in a moment of true brutality, his own intestines scream for mercy and exit. Hard. And with unfortunate perfect aim, he projectile vomits his stomach at MMU, with Toilet Duck spraying everwhere ::

Oh, I think I'll need to see a doctor after this

[MMU]

That's gross, Uncle Marcus :(

[Cat X]

That's gross, Uncle Marcus :(

I'm sowwy :(

BTW, can you hand me back my intestines? I think I'll need them again one day

[Laodice Laos]

*Squeegees MMU* There, there, dear. You'll heal in time.

(tee-hee, I almost called you 'Moo'. :D)

[MMU]

*holds out Mark's innards*

Here you go. I made a pretty bow (read: knots) with them too!!

Oh thank you Laodice :D Uncle Marcus is always getting me dirty.

[Laodice Laos]

Awww, she sentimentaled them up for you Mark!

[Cat X]

Awww, she sentimentaled them up for you Mark!


Awww, but I wanted to make a bow out of them :(

:: Gets a really good idea ::

:: Ties a knot in one end and blows into other end, then moviing quicky... ::

TA-DA Look, I made a intestine ballon puppydog!

[MMU]

Oh Uncle Marcus *giggle*

[Cat X]

Oh Uncle Marcus *giggle*

Aww come give your big unki Marcus a hug, strange tin man thing. Just... be careful where you tread. The floor here appears to be melting

[Crystal]

Whoa, what's happening! Did someone inject this thread with some 2001?

[Cat X]

Whoa, what's happening! Did someone inject this thread with some 2001?


Oh look it's Helen! HI HELEN!!!

Oh wait, we dont like Helen anymore :(

HI CRYSTAL!!!!

And your treading on my spleen dearie :(

[Crystal]

I'm not Helen! I don't really look like her ok :( I don't!

HI MARCUS!! I'd give you a hug if you put your clothes and organs back on/in.

[Cat X]

I'm not Helen! I don't really look like her ok :( I don't!

HI MARCUS!! I'd give you a hug if you put your clothes and organs back on/in.

HUGS!!!!!! YAY HUGS!!!!

Oh wait, I need organs back inside. MMU!!!! HELP PLS!

[MMU]

HI CRYSTAL!!!

You should come help me color Uncle Marcus' liver!!

[Crystal]

HI MMU!! I LIKE TO COLOR! ^_^

*grabs some crayons and picks up Marcus' spleen*

What color should the spleen be? I like blue.


(Oh dear I can't even spam well anymore. Woe is me.)

[Cat X]

But... But.... I wanna hug :( Stop drawing and start getting them back in me :(

[Crystal]

Aw.. Oh fine. Just put your clothes back on so I don't get very much internal goopy stuff all over my nice clothes.

[Cat X]

Aw.. Oh fine. Just put your clothes back on so I don't get very much internal goopy stuff all over my nice clothes.

Okay. Clothes all back on. Hug time now pls?

[Crystal]

*hugs Marcus* There, there. Happy?

[Cat X]

*hugs Marcus* There, there. Happy?

:D All better now! HUGS!!!!

Altho Holly is going to kill me when she sees the mess that is everywhere. And the smell of Jedi Toilet Duck.... talk about strip paint off the walls!

I really gotta pick up my intesines .... now... MMU!!! HEY!!! STOP USING THAT FOR A SKIPPING ROPE!!!

[Crystal]

She's gonna delete all our posts and ban us is what she's going to do because she is Lord. :(

[Cat X]

She's gonna delete all our posts and ban us is what she's going to do because she is Lord. :(


No she's not - She's just a very naughty girl and I'm so gonna get outta here before she hits me with a mop

[Cat X]

BTW - Send hlp pls, stuck in server room for 13 hours on a Saturday and still going

[Dasquian Belargic]

-shed's a single tear-

I'm so proud of you all.

[Morgan Evanar]

All of you are banned.

[Cat X]

All of you are banned.

You need a hug.

Or to get laid

Or go motorracing

Or in some complex parralel universe all three at the one time.




No wait, I'M the one wh needs to get a life, I've been in this server room for 16 hours and I am losing any shred of humanity. It's now past midnight and I havent had jack to eat all day, I'm way past exhausted and right now I could dearly appreciate somethign human when I get homesome time after 2am. I'd also forgotten how creepy office buidings can be after 10 pm

Edit : And I am quite sure I just saw a ghost.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

-shed's a single tear-

I'm so proud of you all.

Me too.

Now....

Who's going to clean up this mess!? :shakefist

*trips over slippery intestines and crayons* :eek

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I was drunk and Mark tricked me into it :(

[Laodice Laos]

Don't lie, you were the ringleader of all. Corrupter of the innocent, that's what you are. :mneh

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

pfft, yeah right. I wasn't the one who made a raging sexual innuendo :p

[Zereth Lancer]

........ Did 2002 just happen again in here? Time travel or occult magicks? It's just like them olden days, only without Zeke and Sene. Those were good times. Leeloo and Sene arguing over who's the sexier sex god. It brings a tear to me eye and revulsion to my stomach just thinking about it.

This is for all those great spammers who are no longer with us... *Drops piano on Marcus*

[Fieron Marzullo]

That was some good hijack. Was it as good for you as it was for me? Because I think the neighbours need a cigarette. :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

We don't do it very often, but when we do, it is a grand, wonderful thing of beauty :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Why is alchohol always involved in one of these? :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Cause more often than not it's the key ingredient to a successful hijack, silly ;)

[Ezra]

And now for something completely different....... a man with three buttocks

[Crystal]

It's the morning after and I feel used and ashamed. I guess hijacking does that too you :(

[Jaime Tomahawk]

And now for something completely different....... a man with three buttocks


"Target accquired"

The two were leaning over the edge of the building a scope in the hand of one, the other makign sure they were not seen.

"Range?"

"100 meters"

"Thats going to be a difficult shot for even me. Is he approaching?"

Pause.

"No. But you have a clear shot"

"*sigh* I'll do my best"

The dark figure wriggled, pointed and went calm, reaching the centre where peace was and where his heart was slowed, where he could aim. Right on the heart. Now or never.

CAT POO SNIPING!!!!

BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!

WHACK!!!

"Oh nice SHOT Whiskers! It even splattered on his face!"

"Thanks Muffin. I drank milk to make it do that"

"Lactose intolerant?"

"Arent all cats? Anyway, we have some cornflakes to pee into. Lets get out of here"

[Seerriss]

*thwaps Zereth with a bat* no mentioning the Z-word! *Sorr/Videl here and no I don't want to go into telling you why*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I miss Zeke and Wei too. :(

[Seerriss]

um....*looks for something lighter to bop LD with.....baps with a newspaper* I reallllllly hate seeing that name....ugh....

[Crystal]

Zeke Zeke Zeke Zeke Zeke Zeke

na na na na :p

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Well, you don't have to read it. ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Two hijacks in a matter of days... this isn't normal. They're... they're multiplying some how. :uhoh

[Laodice Laos]

I confess. I have a womb o' hijack.

[Crystal]

Well, don't blame me. I didn't start either. :uhoh

[Cat X]

I confess. I have a womb o' hijack.

There is no way known I am going to run with the jokes I just thought of in response to that. No. Way.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Liar! You'll pretend you're not going to share and then you'll do it anyway in the next three or four posts! :shakefist

[Kelly Perris]

Sneaky bugger, that Mark.

He'll happen upon us all with those gutter-brained jokes like a thief in the night. A+ grade skillz, my friends.

:uhoh

[Cat X]

Liar! You'll pretend you're not going to share and then you'll do it anyway in the next three or four posts! :shakefist

Nope, not ths time.

Altho I am curious how one gets up the duff with a womb full o'hijack. Sounds like some sort of hentai tentacle monster sex scene result. Not that I have ever seen such a thing mind - but apparently you can find it on the Intraweb.

And did you know that apparently you can find... *GASP!* nude girlies on the Intraweb too????? The shock and horror of it al! What's next, a man elaboratly manipulatng his backside?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

AUGH you horrible, horrible man!

[Morgan Evanar]

The internet is for porn.

[Seerriss]

Well, you don't have to read it. ;)I know, I'd just rather not see it given the circumstances which would take a long time to explain and or I'm very tired of talking about it....at any rate, I was mostly just being silly, at first I was going to say something like "One who shall not be named" but I changed my mind, yadda yadda....at any rate, all done with that....

[Sudoku]

I miss Wei too. Sometimes he's on AIM though so we can catch up. :)


*is making an oblig post here because Mark linked this thread to her a few days ago* :P

[Cat X]

AUGH you horrible, horrible man!

Well at least it wasnt what I was going to type.

BTW, ever seen vaccuum cleaner porn? It really sucks

[Kelly Perris]

*grooooooooooan*

The punniness is killing me.

[Jaime Tomahawk]

*grooooooooooan*

The punniness is killing me.

I'm in trouble with my wife.

She was standing in front of the mirror and saying "Oh my, I am so fat and ugly. Say somethign to cheer me up :( "

SO I said.....



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"Well, your eyesight is pretty good"

[Sudoku]

Mark needs his own personal "ba-doom-tish" person :|

[Cat X]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1757255

[Jaime Tomahawk]

Well, seems that this thread is full of spam, why not just add to it with some WTF's? from around the world

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,284955,00.html

If you google up pictures of the building, it really makes you wonder what on earth they were thinking. Or clearly not thinking.