So...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Does anyone remember their Mexican names? And if anyone doesn't have one, I'll need to fix that ;)

[Miranda Tarkin]

what? :lol

[Zereth Lancer]

Mexican name?

[Karl Valten]

Fear me for I am.........PABLO





:p :p :p :p :p :p

[Park Kraken]

I remember what my Russian name is. But mexican?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Bette doesn't have one. :(

[Karl Valten]

I have decided, after much deliberation (Akrabbim helped), to help alleviate the confusion i constantly have when referring to those in the Empire. Seeing as how I am a self-proclaimed redneck, and most currently now a reb (thanks charley ), I'm going to the root of the situation and fixing the problem.

I am going to rename all of you. EACH and EVERY one of you.



Sovereignty

Tiberius Anar - Sergio

Telan Desaria - Raul

Jarek Tchort - Lupe

Teleran Balades - Pablo

Veelin Tossek - Biscuit Bandolier

R. S. Esalis - Josephina

Tear - Fernando

Leon Dagrelle - Juan

Travis North - Paco

Transil Gantar - Ricardo

Julius Patton - Julio - Massively AWOL

Matthaeus Xulian - The Verde Vaquero

Aegis Du' Caat - Señor Chavez



Federacy

Khendon Sevon - Pancho

Sean Piett - Jesus

Kyle Raiden - Jeffe el gone-o

Mal Laah - Paulo

Jake Snake - Marco

Wes Lorrani - Popito



misc

Darth Viscera - Pepe

Stelash'lit'nuruodo - Gomez



Sorry Park, don't see you on the official list. :cry

[Mandy with an I]

I think I was Rosarita or something like that.

[Karl Valten]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, It's the other one.

*Run away*

[Travis North]

To the Fort!

[Zereth Lancer]

I want a Mexican name. Pwease? *offers Pesos*

[Karl Valten]

*Hides in fort*

No, no...you want no mexican name. If you get a mexican name, then all sith do. And then they shall control you as well.


.....but you can hide in the fort if you want.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Haven't Dae and I already redecorated the treefort? I seem to remember an instance of fluffy pillows and flowery couch patterns o_O


Zereth, do you have an Imperial character? Cause after seeing the list that Karl found, it seems that I must make a new one :)

[Travis North]

Yes. Thats what we wanted you to think. *Pushes a button. The Imperial March begins to play while Imperial banners drop from the ceiling and dark gray colour leaches into the patterned fabric.*

[Mandy with an I]

I don't really remember if we redecorated the fort or not :s lol.

Telan had the best Imperial CT :( "Laaaaaaapdance"

[Karl Valten]

I want my elephant CT back.....l liked it.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I have GOT to find that Sassy CT. That was my favorite.

I'll work on a new list today for your names :)

[Khendon Sevon]

*Walks in as if he's going to say something inspirational and stunning.*

*Stops and looks around*

I lost it.

*Walks out and nearly trips on cape*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

The mental image of you wearing a cape and then being so inept as to trip over it made me giggle :D

[Karl Valten]

*giggles*




......why is there a minimum character limit? I can't just say *giggles*?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

No. No you cannot :verymad

[Karl Valten]

*slaps S'il*

Don't you give me that look. Go to your room young lady.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm telling on you!

SILUS!!! KARL HIT ME!

[Khendon Sevon]

*Walks back in*

Now! That's not funny! Why does the door that says "EXIT" return me right back to the same room!?

*Smashes a cane on Karl's head* Hey, now! Respect your elders!

By the gods, I swear this cape was a foot shorter when I last wore it. Damn rebel scum. I'll have to hunt down the bothan that did this!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Maybe you forgot to put on your heeled boots today, and that's why you're tripping on it. ;)

*holds up a pair of boots with four inch stilletto heels* :o Oh my!

[Khendon Sevon]

I was wondering where tho--

*Narrows eyes*

I've never seen those before in my life.

[Park Kraken]

*Stands by innocently holding down the fort*

[Travis North]

Haha! Superior numbers, the Fort cannot be breached now... Not that it could ever be breached before anyway.

[Karl Valten]

Good, good. Alright to the battlements, men. Raise the ladders and arm the water balloon throwers.

We'll get 'em yet.

[Park Kraken]

*Opens the fort's doors in return for amnesty from the old gals* :D

[Mandy with an I]

Calling us "old" is only going to get you into more trouble :cry

[Miranda Tarkin]

:lol this thread is awesome. I needed a laugh

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm not old. I'm 18 and holding :|

[Park Kraken]

aww....umm....I meant old as in you've been here a long time, rather than as a reference to your chronological age.

*Doesn't bother to remind S'Il that 18 in Lupine years = 64 in human years* :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

<img src=http://s93860457.onlinehome.us/misc/twitch.jpg>

[Karl Valten]

Awwww, poor S'il. I know what will cheer you up.

*Launches the water balloons*

[Zereth Lancer]

*Knocks gently on fort door* Can I come in?

Aaaaaand I do have an Imperial character, although I'd rather post in here as Zereth rather than dust 'ol Zachariah Jak'el off. He's gathered quite a bit of dust, as you might imagine with the whole lack of Imperial activity. So, I strapped a diaper on him and duct tapped him to the back of the bathroom door to keep him out of sight of my guests. Boy, you couldn't imagine the awful fright I receive when I get up to use the bathroom at two in the morning. I really, really need to change the carpet now.

[Danni Reyok]

Awwww, poor S'il. I know what will cheer you up.

*Launches the water balloons*

You superficial cake monkey! Stop playing with water balloons without me!

[Karl Valten]

Mmmmmmmm.........


....cake


....I like cake



....


Hehehe, silly superficial simian



.........hmmm......monkeys




.......monkey wrench



.....shiny



......shiny golden wrench


http://s93860457.onlinehome.us/icons/ICT/wrench.jpg



*beats Danni with the shiny golden wrench*

[Park Kraken]

I like caek, espically cheese caek.

*Throws a cheese caek pie into Karl's face*

:D

[Danni Reyok]

^^ The inner workings of a lunatic :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Which is precisely why you boys need us wimmins. If you didn't have us, you'd be up dookie creek without a paddle. Or without a pair of clean underwear.



Come to think of it, probably both.

[Karl Valten]

hurrr hurrr hurrr












....she said dookie.

[Zereth Lancer]

...... *Giggle*

[Khendon Sevon]

Don't make me build an uber, super, crazy, massive, awesome, ultimately-impressive, giganto-orgasmic, crispy, machine of...


thingy-ness?

*clears throat*

I'll get a stick. Really, I will.

*Jumps into pool with armor on*

[Travis North]

I hope he knows that's not just water.

Reliance on women aside... We must keep the Fort!

[Danni Reyok]

........Fort of Insecruity

Wimmins are needed!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

We'll infiltrate your Imperial He-Man Woman-Haters Club soon enough :p

[Park Kraken]

Just be on the lookout for Charley men. He's been compromised.

[Karl Valten]

Hey, you just tried to sell us out as well.

*Kraken is hurled over the wall with water balloon launcher*

[Zereth Lancer]

*Drops car battery into swimming pool*

Spatula!

*Does the firework dance*

[Karl Valten]

O_o Zereth can come in the fort......he's silly.

[Park Kraken]

NO! Don't leave me out here with the.... fe-things....

*Digs hole to hide in*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:rolleyes

Good lord. The way you guys act you'd think we were horrible monsters that lived off of your blood and entrails. Trust me, women don't do stuff like that. If anything, we just tease each other until one of us develops an eating disorder.

[Tiberius Anar]

I see that the ladies are up to their usual tricks.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Tiberius!


*swoons*

[Karl Valten]

Hurrah, it is our savior. Bring us peace and order.......eh, just order, we like blowing stuff up.



















S'il...you do live off our blood and entrails....silly lupine. :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

A minor technicality that is to be ignored :D

[Tiberius Anar]

I am all for order and peace in the Empire- as long as it is my order and peace of course. Chaos and ruin to those outside it though.

[Mandy with an I]

Don't make me build an uber, super, crazy, massive, awesome, ultimately-impressive, giganto-orgasmic, crispy, machine of...


thingy-ness?

*clears throat*

I'll get a stick. Really, I will.

*Jumps into pool with armor on*

But will the stick have....dog dookie on it? :uhoh We know that is the boys super-secret-girls-be-gone weapon of choice, right after frogs and spiders.

[Park Kraken]

*Transforms into a giant spider*

*Crawls up S'Ils leg*

Be gone with you! All of you!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you butthead :(

[Zereth Lancer]

O_o Zereth can come in the fort......he's silly.

Weeheehee!

*slips into fort, takes position on wall, and then points at females*

What are they?

*Throws rocks...






... into swimming pool. Hey, someone has to wake Khendon up before he pees in the pool*

[Travis North]

The Enemy is what they are, they stand between us, victory, and freedom. Freedom because this Fort only has one way in or out.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

... this Fort only has one way in or out.

Pinnacle of modern Imperial architecture, I see :p

[Park Kraken]

The Enemy is what they are, they stand between us, victory, and freedom. Freedom because this Fort only has one way in or out.

*Appears inside Fort*

That you know of, that is.

[Park Kraken]

Actually, nevermind. I am creating my own fort, with my own club. No one can join unless they have either a hammer or a sickle. Preferrably both. :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Are you poking fun at my being a communist?

[Park Kraken]

Are you poking fun at my being a communist?

Wait, your a communist too?

[Zereth Lancer]

...this Fort only has one way in or out.

Was that before or after we cut those holes in the back for ventilation?

[Karl Valten]

*Appears inside Fort*

That you know of, that is.

O_o

how did.....whaaa.......but...the balloon launcer.......


Aw frag it, I don't even care anymore.


*pokes S'il with a sickle*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Wait, your a communist too?


YOUR != YOU'RE

[Park Kraken]

O_o

how did.....whaaa.......but...the balloon launcer.......


Aw frag it, I don't even care anymore.


*pokes S'il with a sickle*


Ahahahaha. All phear my magical ability to appear anywhere I want!

*Appears in Travis's bed next*

Happy early Birthday!

[Khendon Sevon]

YOUR != YOU'RE

!!

Lil, look at you! You're almost ready to program :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Almost.

And when I am, the nations will tremble with fear!!! :shakefist

[Park Kraken]

Well, I have a ton of free time off from TRF, so let's get to writing. :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Holly, you better stop changing colors on me or so help me I'll fly out there and beat you up :shakefist

[Zereth Lancer]

*Opens front fort gate*

PIE SALE!

[Karl Valten]

HEY those are MY pies....and did I say you could open the front gate?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Brandy!! Oh ho! I love Brandy!!

<img src=http://s93860457.onlinehome.us/misc/pies.jpg>

I'll be impressed if any of you know this movie :p

[Zereth Lancer]

Last night you asked me to open the front door, among other odd requests...

[Karl Valten]

*scratches head*

Hmmm.....I don't seem to recal.

[Zereth Lancer]

Yes. You said you had some "Guests" coming over. Some old friends or something, but they looked like hookers to me. But my mother always taught me not to pass judgement on people I don't know, so I let them in and left the gate open, seeing as you did not specify whether I was to close it after they entered or not. They left in the morning, but I still left the gate open, just in case they came back. Don't worry, I built a sandbag half-wall around the gate in case the females tried to invade. I wanted to set up some barbed-wire, but Khendon ate it all. *Sigh*

Pie anyone?

[Khendon Sevon]

What can I say, I like wire. It tastes like metal.

Mmm... metal.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

For the old Sov gang (http://www.sw-fans.net/imagegallery/showphoto.php?photo=229&cat=501)



ps - I'm working on a special one for you, Tibe ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Karl Valten]

YESSSSSSSSS

I love you you S'il.........






































.......what is Travis doing with his crotch? O_o

[Karl Valten]

Heeeeeeeee, I loves my new desktop.

[Park Kraken]

I'm guessing he either has to go really bad, or his fly is down.

Lovely picture, so nice that I'll forgive you for excluding me from it, even if I wasn't around when some of the latter people showed up. :D

[Karl Valten]

There are a bunch of people missing, I think these are the ones that we're around the longest/most consistant.

Si'l, teach me how to draw, pretty please? :angel

[Travis North]

That's great!

[Park Kraken]

Oh yes, Karl, it is your turn to post again BTW.

[Karl Valten]

I know, I'm sorry. It was prom weekend and I put off an expository paper for college writing until tonight. I'll write after school tommorrow.

[Khendon Sevon]

That right there is an amazing piece of artwork. Bravo, S'illy :)

You'd need something more violent, wicked, and demonic for a Federacy piece ;p

[Zereth Lancer]

Yeah, it's awesome. But do you know what would make it more awesome? Ultimate Zereth standing behind the group. Oh, yeah. Everyone knows that Zereth makes everything better. Woohoo!

Or... it's great just the way it is.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Glad you guys like it :D

I'll think of a parody to do for the Federacy, Andrew ;)

And Zereth, I've got a wallpaper just for you planned; though it's for your Jecht account :)

[Khendon Sevon]

Shhhh!!

*Holds up dramatic index finger*

You said... You said... My name.

That's silly, S'illy. Erm, Christin. *Gulps*

*Looks around nervously*

I... I... PENGUINS! WITH TEETH!

[Zereth Lancer]

*Poles Andrew and Christin with Herald the stick*

Pengiuns with teeth? Better don the iron underwear. To the bumhole, Fartman!

*Breaks out in a rap...*

"Your a rich kid, livin' in the suburbs and there's not a whole lot to do. You head into the kitchen, and what do you see a bunch of knives cold staring at you. So, remember! Kids don't play with too many knives! C'mon! C'mon! Crack Stuntman, gonna save some lives!"

*Runs away*

[Travis North]

Now that's random.

[Park Kraken]

Stupid people do stupid things.

Like the time me and my buddy were hitting oranges with baseball bats to make them explode and splatter juices all over the batter.

We baked one orange over an open fire before my buddy tried to hit it.

I LMAO'ed while he was running around screaming and holding his bare skin.

This message brought to you by Park Kraken.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Here you go Z :)

http://www.sw-fans.net/imagegallery/showphoto.php?photo=288&cat=501

[Zereth Lancer]

Brilliant! I love the Futurama style artwork. Makes him look like he's a bit on the loopy side of life.

Very nice.

[Tiberius Anar]

ooh. ahh. Very nice.