More SWFans action figures!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I will preface this thread by saying that I've been drinking. BUT, during that time I've been also spending my morning perusing ClassicFans and stumbling across more than a few wonderful old threads.

This (http://www.sw-fans.net/archive/forum/showthread.php?threadid=27875&perpage=20&highlight=silancy&pagenumber=1) was one such thread.

And so, I thought it would be fun to do another like it. The same rules apply, in that you can't do your own.

Here's some that I came up with:

Vega 'I'm going to eat your face' Van-Derveld
Comes with:
- Dismembered limbs for snacktime
- Mini makeup kit with 14 shades of purple for that sheik cadavarous look
- Stitched leather emo-suit
- 5 wigs to play dress-up with

Arya 'hic' Ravenwing
Comes with:
- A medallion just like hers that you can wear!
- A bottle of JD
- Another bottle of JD
- A barf bucket


Admittedly, mine aren't as funny as the others in the previously mentioned thread, but it's a start :)

Now you all do it :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

Haha, those are great. Emo-suit? :lol

I remember we did another one of these over on Meras, with images included. There were Elessar-Belargic and Mal Pannis family playsets :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

KICK BUTT MOMMA Loklorien s'Ilancy
With lightsaber slash action! Change from Battle Expression to Motherly Love with push of a button! Arms are poseable for hugging or fighting!
Comes with:
-- Stack of History Books
-- Lightsaber (attaches easily to hip when not in use!)
-- Tak doll
Don't miss SHAPESHIFTED Loklorien s'Ilancy, in Lupine Form!

[Morgan Evanar]

Old Zem Vymes
Comes with:
Dustry clothes
Old boots
Sand
Sorrow
:(

[Lilaena De'Ville]

"What's Going On Here?" Morgan Evanar figure with escape artist action!
Comes with:
- Tricked out speeder for fast get-aways
- Expression changing face! Change from Confusion to Determination with one Button!
- stun cuffs that he can 'break' out of in case a bounty hunter captures him
This figure is an inch taller than our other figures.

And the LD one from the last thread (pre-reset) was hilarious. :D


Catelogue item #1530: "I am so totally evil" Lilaena De'Ville action figure!

- Comes with detachable hair for that extra-special "lightsaber-cut" hairstyle!
- Comes with baby carrier and baby starship seat - both with hidden weapon holsters built in! Baby sold separately, if you can find it.
- Comes with death warrants from twelve systems!
- Automated "hiss and attack" action feature will activate once the figure is brought within seeing distance of any figure she doesn't like! Optional "withering insults" mode provided for more delicate missions.
- Detachable armblades! Bonus action feature: Detach both armblades and figure will "grimace with unhappiness"!
- Spring-loaded feet for special "Force" actions!
- Two apprentices of your choice included!
- Comes with the following sayings:

"Sithspawn!"
"Frell!"
"#$&@!"
"Sithspawn!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

NEW LD POST-RESET FIGURE ANNOUNCED!!!

Lilaena "I'm gonna kill Sevon" De'Ville

this action figure comes with:
- Khendon Sevon voodoo doll
- 12 points of articulation for maximum, um, posing!
- Magic markers (red, black, and blue) to draw on bruises and scrapes for battle damage
- A business suit and GNN news pass for infiltrating the Imperial Palace
- A post count the size of Alderaan - er, well, however big Alderaan used to be ^_^;


Be on the lookout at your local toy dealerships for this new figure. She's sure to fly off the shelves!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

Am trying to come up with a Khendon Doll now.

haha... Khen doll!

[Cat X]

From the old thread...

""What did he say?" Jamel Cro'klyn (With Martial Artist Fisting action)
-Press any of his buttons to activate strangely kinky defensive postures.
-Comes with:
--Eye corking reaction that causes pleasurement
--Fully poseable to materlize into a showcase of skill
--Mysogonistic tendancies

*Post decoder not incuded. See Zeke for details"

Oh dear Lord, that hurt with laughter reading that

[Dasquian Belargic]

"Stuttering Salem" Action Figure Doll

This action figure brings both joy and heartache to those who purchase it. With black robes, 'stumps' on the back and that cute speech impediment, Salem Ave is the perfect gift !

Some bonus features are:

- Talons that will latch onto anything once closed
- Black eyes that will hypnotize you
- A detachable lightsaber
- A mini library of real magick books that are fun for all ages !
- A string that, once pulled, you'll hear five stunning phrases:

"Love isss when you fearrr sssomebody"
"Thessse robesss arrre too tight."
"I vant to vuck yourrr vlood."
"Fearrr me (coughing)"
"If only I could fly - aha! Wherrre did I put my jointsss?"

Complete family fun for everyone ! The manufacturers of this toy are not responsible for any 'Child Play' deja-vu

I need to make me a new one of these :lol