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Loklorien s'Ilancy
Dec 1st, 2006, 11:03:50 PM
Found this puppy at the liquor story tonight, and had to get it :D

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Karl Valten
Dec 2nd, 2006, 12:06:25 AM
Kitty:p


....ahem, sweet, I need to find me one of them. Utter brilliance.
Lilaena De'Ville
Dec 2nd, 2006, 12:48:35 AM
The Russian seems to approve.

If you find her tinkering around with radioactive substances, get the hell out. ^_^;
Khendon Sevon
Dec 2nd, 2006, 12:03:42 PM
The Russian likes thomson submachine guns... be very afraid.

Oh, and it's vodka. The drink of the Russians.

Be very afraid.
Zem-El Vymes
Dec 2nd, 2006, 11:12:25 PM
The Russian is eyeing her next target...:shakefist

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Khendon Sevon
Dec 3rd, 2006, 12:11:16 AM
lol, I love how there's a shotgun just leaning there.
Karl Valten
Dec 3rd, 2006, 12:29:20 AM
Ya know, if we're still doing that Imp slumber-party thing next summer, I'll constantly be looking over my shoulder for gun-toting maniacs.
Jaime Tomahawk
Dec 5th, 2006, 12:15:31 AM
The Russian looks so amazingly like Stig...... that I bet he? She? will turn out to be of immense proportions and be able to beat Morgan in an eating contest
Byl Laprovik
Dec 5th, 2006, 12:25:14 AM
She's a total swine. She is the only cat here that actively rummages, bums, scrounges, and takes any interest in people food. We found a piece of thanksgiving ham in the living room one morning. It had previously been in the trash can. In the kitchen.

I love her to death but she's a brat and I may kick her through the window one day.
Khendon Sevon
Dec 5th, 2006, 07:17:47 AM
The poor girl had a hard life on the cold Moscow streets trying to find scraps to eat.

She just has to get used to being served on hand-and-knees by her new Human Slaves.
Jaime Tomahawk
Dec 5th, 2006, 09:45:34 PM
She's a total swine. She is the only cat here that actively rummages, bums, scrounges, and takes any interest in people food. We found a piece of thanksgiving ham in the living room one morning. It had previously been in the trash can. In the kitchen.

I love her to death but she's a brat and I may kick her through the window one day.

Ask Chris how much that sounds exactly like Stig.

Now if she's extremely clumsy but can climb the hell out of trees and is a superb bird catcher, you really will be making wonder how you managed to get a cat so similar
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Dec 6th, 2006, 07:37:26 AM
Ask Chris how much that sounds exactly like Stig.

Now if she's extremely clumsy but can climb the hell out of trees and is a superb bird catcher, you really will be making wonder how you managed to get a cat so similar

She's about as graceful as a bag of hammers, likes to climb up whatever she can dig her claws into, and attacks anything that moves. Even things that don't.

I'm also beginning to think that she's a bed-wetter. I've had to wash a pillowcase and clean clothes, and take my fuzzy blanket to the dry cleaner already. She knows where the litter box is, so I don't know what the problem could be except for a weak bladder while sleeping >_<