From the 'Water is Wet', 'Sky is Blue' file

[JMK]

AKA - the most useless topic of the year, but needs to be discussed anyway.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/


Britney Spears Files for Divorce

:lol

Don't get me wrong...divorce is a terribly destructive thing (though sometimes it works out for the best), but after all the declarations from both of them saying they'd be together forever and ever, comes this 'shocker'.

How that lazy, unskilled, uneducated layabout ever snagged her (not that she is the brightest bulb in the pack either) is a mystery to me.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

At last she made a right decision! :eek

I just wish they hadn't popped out two kids in the meantime. :x

[Ryan Pode]

I just heard. Dibs.

[Darth McBain]

I just saw that and I'm not surprised. It makes me angry, though, that someone that focused in the media spotlight doesn't try to be a better role-model. Now people who (foolishly) idolize her will think it's cool to get married, pop out two kids, and then divorce when things get the slightest bit rough. When will people see her for the no-talent, bad-influence hack that she is??? Sorry - don't mean to rant, but apart from T and A, I never thought Britney had anything going for her - least of all talent. What a loser...

[Pierce Tondry]

True story, Mr. McBain sir.

[Rutabaga]

I know I'm not supposed to laugh at other people's pain and misfortune, but...

bwahahahahahaha!!!! :lol :lol :lol

I just hope this means Federline will finally go away. :x

[sirdizzy]

I just heard. Dibs.


She's all yours, she hasn't been attractive in like 4 years. She has really turned into some ugly trailer trash and you can have her. 7 Years ago I might have fought you over it but not now and probably never again.

[Ryan Pode]

She's all yours, she hasn't been attractive in like 4 years. She has really turned into some ugly trailer trash and you can have her. 7 Years ago I might have fought you over it but not now and probably never again.

Two words: Plastic surgery.

[JMK]

She can still be hot again, and I'm sure she spends more time in the gym nowadays than with her children, but over the past couple years, and especially during her time with her 'husband', she exposed herself as a complete trailer-trash moron. Big negative points for that.

Intelligence counts.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Brit has lost a lot of weight and she's not ugly.

As for K-Fed... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/


K-Fed’s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn’t cancelled as some predicted — but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.
K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear.



“He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans,” the bartender told the tab. “It was a bad idea — he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there.”


Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, “seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’ ”

[JMK]

He's pathetic. He should have realized that being a back up dancer with Britney Spears is probably not a bad gig. Now he's made a complete fool of himself. Strangely though, he's got endorsement deals and he's been on magazine covers (not just the rags). Inexplicably, someone apparently likes this guy.

This morning on CNN, Miles O'Brien referred to Federline as 'FedEx'. :lol

He's the only reason why I watch CNN in the mornings.

[JMK]

More fuel for this fire: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=243170&GT1=7703

:lol

I don't like to laugh at Spears because she's young and probably naive, but I DO laugh at Anderson.

[Rutabaga]

So Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock had 4 weddings...does this mean they need to get 4 divorces now? :p

[Byl Laprovik]

Re: Britney

I'll take her. That way I can beat her, abuse her, and be the one who ruins her for everybody still holding a candle after Federline. I figure that's a mercy mission, Ike Turner style.

Re: Pamela

At least she's free to be Borat's wife now. Jagshemash!

[JMK]

I really hope there's a Borat spot out there that makes light of this.

[Byl Laprovik]

Anybody seen the recent pics from Britney? ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

I was reading The Sun on my break at work and they had a load of shots of her... accidentally flashing various parts of her body :o oh my

[JMK]

Another PR stunt. :rolleyes

Apparently she has been having trouble finding a representative to rehab her image. Well what better way to show the world you're ready to return than to hang out with the classy Paris Hilton and the 'together' Lindsay Lohan and flash your bits to everyone.

Ugh.

[Byl Laprovik]

Yeah it's a pretty cheap attention grab. I'm suprised she didn't keep that genie in the bottle for a lucrative penthouse deal though.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Apparently Kid Rock got ticked off by the Borat movie and that's what triggered their divorce. :p

And Brittany... >_<

[Rutabaga]

I'd seen the original Britney crotch shots yesterday, I didn't realize that more came out today...geez, and spending such quality time with a class act like Paris Hilton, wow! :rolleyes

I've never been a Britney fan, can't stand her, actually, but I really have to question her common sense at this point. (Even more so than usual :p.) You have to figure that this is driving her divorce lawyer bonkers. I mean, the girl is involved in what's going to be an ugly divorce with an equally ugly custody battle, and it's like she's handing them potential evidence against her fitness as a mother on a silver platter :rolleyes.

[JMK]

I've never been a Britney fan, can't stand her, actually, but I really have to question her common sense at this point. (Even more so than usual :p.) You have to figure that this is driving her divorce lawyer bonkers. I mean, the girl is involved in what's going to be an ugly divorce with an equally ugly custody battle, and it's like she's handing them potential evidence against her fitness as a mother on a silver platter :rolleyes.


Right on. I'm sure one of 2 things are happening: She's not worried at all about her ex taking custody of the kids (in the end, she can still provide $$$ for their care. He can't, and he's already got 2 kids that he doesn't seem to bother with). OR Federline is just using the custody thing in order to get her to pay him some money to go away. There is no part of me that believes he wants to invest any time in being a responsible father. But you're right. Hanging out with the likes of Hilton and Lohan, getting caught on camera boozing, smoking and flashing your genitals to the whole world must be driving her attorneys NUTS. What is she thinking? I'll tell you what she's thinking - getting her name back in the news in any way she can that says "I'm sexy and daring again, and I'm coming back to take your teenage daughters' money!!!!!"

[JMK]

Apparently Kid Rock got ticked off by the Borat movie and that's what triggered their divorce. :p


Are you telling me that Kid Rock filed for divorce because Pam has a sex video out there? Or was he upset that she allowed it to be in the Borat movie? Mr. Rock does know that he's also got an x-rated tape out there, doesn't he? That would be the greatest case of the pot calling the kettle black I've ever heard.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Yeah, I think that's why she was so upset about him getting mad about it.

[JMK]

I just can't bring myself to believe that he didn't know she had one. My grandmother's cat knows about her sex tape! How could he not know? I've gotta believe that he was pissed about it being all over Borat.

[jediSamson]

Omg, guess I have been living under a rock, Brit and K-fed are through :( its actually a shame, they were suited for each other, both trailer-park trash. Both equally unattractive(brit has never been hot, cute,sexy etc.) and why oh, why would anyone want Brit now , knowing that she had been with K-fed?? i mean come on, sheewww, Stank.

As for Kid, rock and Pam. DUDE you married a HO!!!!!!! what do you expect???