Dasquian Belargic kicked Panda Bear in Gut!

[Dasquian Belargic]

The Panda later died, and it was deemed to be the last male alive, rendering the Panda all but extinct.

... Oops.

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[Rod Stafford]

ANDREW MILLIGAN WALKED ON WATER

Andrew Milligan only fell in after looking down cartoon-style.

[Morgan Evanar]

Morgan Evanar blew up the OC Using only their mind; millions dead

[Miranda Tarkin]

Miranda Tarkin invented the cure for a peanut allergy

However, the cure is also poison to humans

:lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

Miranda Tarkin invented the cure for a peanut allergy

However, the cure is also poison to humans

:lol

Typical Imperial sabotage :shakefist

[Sanis Prent]

<b>Charley Hicks was crowned as royalty</b>

After taking over the world and declaring themselves Overlord

[Rod Stafford]

Charley Hicks was crowned as royalty

After taking over the world and declaring themselves Overlord

I always knew you would be Queen.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Lilaena De'Ville was abducted by aliens
The aliens were attracted by the hypnotic nostrils of Lilaena De'Ville


.... *flares nostrils*


And....


Holly claimed the sky was falling
We should have believed Holly
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[Jaime Tomahawk]

Marcus claimed the sky was falling

We should have believed Marcus

e:f,b - but I would have said it louder!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Jenny found buried treasure
Inside the hearts of every man

;)

[Karl Valten]

Karl Valten ate 27 hotdogs in 5 minutes

Karl Valten died 3 minutes later




Eheheheh......

[B]Joshua confesses to murder of Jean BeneT[/I]

Then police deemed Joshua to be insane



Funny how the real me is more messed up than the Imperial me. :p

[Mitch]

Mitch de la Guardia is GOD
How could we have missed it all this time?'


You know, I don't quite get that one myself.
And, oddly enough...

Sejah Haversh is GOD
How could we have missed it all this time?

[Razielle Alastor]

Razielle Shadana saved the whales!

By killing off their only natural predator - man

>D What a great idea! :)


Erin fought Jet Li to the death!

Memorials will be held for Erin tomorrow..

:( ouch..

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Loklorien s'Ilancy dives off building...
... and misses the pool by mere inches.

hurr :p

Christin went to live with chimps in Africa
Christin is now crazy, and flings poop at whoever approaches.

I... well, you know. Stuff happens ^_^;

[Miranda Tarkin]

Danika is newly-crowned Casanova

After making love to 23 sheep at once

:lol :lol :lol

[Tony Maxwell]

Kyle Krogen throws cream pie at Michael Moore

...Who then devours it and asks for more

Cream Pie? Blek!

Tony Maxwell needs a new heart

...Tony Maxwell is going to see the Wizard about it on Thursday

If I only had a heart...

Ezra Khaine has sucessfully bred the first chuman

...Chimps and humans, finally together again

Well, sometimes a man just has urges...

[Videl]

Videl fought Jet Li to the death

Memorials will be held for Videl tomorrow

well I should've known better!

[Park Kraken]

Danika is newly-crowned Casanova

After making love to 23 sheep at once

:lol :lol :lol

Mine was the same on TRF. -_-

[Crystal]

Leeloo Mina discovered time travel

Leeloo Mina is now selling the drug that allowed it for 1 million dollars a pill


Time travel in pill form?

[Oriadin]

Andrew Milne disproved the existance of god

Andrew Milne was then promptly hit by a bolt of lighting

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Arya Ravenwing starved to death while playing computer games
Arya Ravenwing was later revived by the milk of Angelina Jolie

[Dasquian Belargic]

The milk of Angelina Jolie :o oh my.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I bet it tastes like condensed milk. ;)

[Kale]

Kale throws pie at Michael Moore

Who then devours it and asks for more.

Tannis V'larr raises the dead

In their new kick*** zombie movie.

Sergeant Michael Brand points gun at George W.

George W. freaked and had his bodyguards beat up Sergeant Michael Brand