I Pity the Fool - a TV Land Original

[Lilaena De'Ville]

http://www.tvland.com/originals/ipitythefool/

Mr. T comes to reality TV! You have to at least watch the behind the scenes video, it is awesome. :D

I may have to watch this. ^_^;

[Jedieb]

This could very well be the greatest show in the history of television. And that ain't no JIBBA JABBA!!! :crack

[Jedieb]

For those interested, some quick facts about Mr. T.
Mr. T stole Michael Jackson's black.
If you have ever beaten Mr. T at a game, you obviously didn't know the #$#$^ rules.
Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.
Statistically speaking, you're more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet.
Complaining of back pain, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold up the world for him. Mr. T agreed, on the condition that in exchange Atlas would wear Mr. T's golden necklaces. After five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.
Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.
When Mr. T pours his alphabets cereal into a bowl, only T's come out.
Chuck Norris can light a match off of his beard. Vin Diesel can light a match off of his bald head. However, Mr. T is the only man tough enough to light a match off of Chuck Norris' beard and Vin Diesel's bald head.
To make sure he was born tough, Mr. T's mother would punch her womb between shots of vodka.
Remember when Mr. T wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither.
It took God seven days to create the Heaven and the Earth. It will take Mr. T fourteen hours and three virgins to destroy it.
When Mr. T looks at a Magic-Eye illusion, the image changes into a crying child and it never changes back.
Mr. T has won every game of Yahtzee and Bingo, but has never uttered either word.
Mr. T once pitied a fool so hard that he burst into flames.
Mr. T is the reason what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
You can lead Mr. T to water, but you can't make him stop beating your *** for not leading to some milk.

[Liam Jinn]

And now, everything makes sense :)

[Oriadin]

"Statistically speaking, you're more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet." - Quality

"Mr. T is the only man tough enough to light a match off of Chuck Norris' beard and Vin Diesel's bald head." :lol

[Jedieb]

Those are all from the Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Vin Diesel facts website. That site is freakin hysterical. The Chuck Norris ones are the best IMO.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck