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[Dasquian Belargic]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dasquian!

If you kiss Dasquian for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
Dasquian is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
Dasquian was declared extinct in 1902.
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Dasquian.
Dasquian is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
Over half of Americans are officially Dasquian.
Over 46,000 pieces of Dasquian float on every square mile of ocean!
It can take Dasquian several days to move just through one tree!
Never store Dasquian at room temperature.
Every day in the UK, four people die putting Dasquian on.Courtesy of http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl :cool:

[Arabella Balfour]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Razielle!

1. Razielle can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
2. Razielle was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
3. The first Razielle was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
4. US gold coins used to say 'In Razielle we trust'.
5. In her entire life, Razielle will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
6. All swans in England belong to Razielle!
7. Razielle was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Razielle.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Razielle!
10. Razielle is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.

[Droo]

1. Droo is the sacred animal of Thailand!
2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Droo.
3. Until the 1960s, Droo was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
4. Droo can not regurgitate.
5. Droo is the world's smallest mammal.
6. Droo is the largest of Saturn's moons!
7. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Droo.
8. Olympic badminton rules say that Droo must have exactly fourteen feathers.
9. Droo cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
10. Two grams of Droo provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.

[Sorsha Kasajian]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sorsha!

1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Sorsha.
2. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Sorsha.
3. If the annual Australian Sorsha crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
4. Sorsha was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
5. Sorsha is the world's tallest woman.
6. Sorsha does not have toes.
7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Sorsha'.
8. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Sorsha on New Year's Day!
9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Sorsha!
10. Sorsha has only one weakness - the colour yellow.

[Fiona Devlin]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fiona!

1. Ostriches stick their heads in Fiona not to hide but to look for water.
2. Fiona can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
3. Astronauts get taller when they are in Fiona.
4. Birds do not sleep in Fiona, though they may rest in her from time to time.
5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Fiona!
6. Fiona can not regurgitate.
7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Fiona.
8. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Fiona.
9. Fiona can't sweat.
10. You should always store Fiona in an airtight container in the fridge.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SW-Fans.net Forums!


Research indicates that SW-Fans.net Forums will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
Devoid of their cells and proteins, SW-Fans.net Forums have the same chemical makeup as sea water.
SW-Fans.net Forums were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
Cats use their SW-Fans.net Forums to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by SW-Fans.net Forums.
SW-Fans.net Forums do not have toes.
SW-Fans.net Forums can smell some things up to six miles away.
SW-Fans.net Forums can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with SW-Fans.net Forums in your mouth.
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little SW-Fans.net Forums', hated SW-Fans.net Forums and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.

[Kelly Perris]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelly!

1. Kelly can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
2. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kelly.
3. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Kelly.
4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kelly, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
5. Kelly has three eyelids!
6. Kelly is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7. Over half of Americans are officially Kelly.
8. Kelly can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Kelly.
10. It took Kelly 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelly Perris!

1. Kelly Perris is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
2. All shrimp are born as Kelly Perris, but gradually mature into females.
3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Kelly Perris!
4. If the annual Australian Kelly Perris crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
5. Early thermometers were filled with Kelly Perris instead of mercury.
6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Kelly Perris.
7. Kelly Perris is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
8. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Kelly Perris.
9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kelly Perris!
10. It took Kelly Perris 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.


Honestly, I'm not sure which one is funnier.

[Karl Valten]

Wow, the first couple weird me out.



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karl!

1. The first domain name ever registered was Karl.com!
2. Karl was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
3. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Karl.
4. Karlolatry is the mindless worship of Karl.
5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Karl.
6. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Karl fighting underground.
7. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Karl.
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Karl!
9. Karl is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
10. It took Karl 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lilaena!


If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Lilaena.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Lilaena!
Donald Duck's middle name is Lilaena!
Lilaena will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
Lilaena can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
Lilaenaocracy is government by Lilaena!
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Lilaena.
A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Lilaena!
During World War II, Americans tried to train Lilaena to drop bombs!
Lilaena has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Lilaena can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.

Oh my goodness...:o

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Yeah, I didn't even know that one. :o

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

This site doesn't like me :(

1. You can tell if Lok s'Ilancy has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
2. The colour of Lok s'Ilancy is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Lok s'Ilancy.
4. Lok s'Ilancy has a bifurcated penis!
5. Lok s'Ilancy has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
6. Tradition allows women to propose to Lok s'Ilancy only during leap years.
7. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Lok s'Ilancy.
8. Lok s'Ilancy will always turn right when leaving a cave!
9. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Lok s'Ilancy.
10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Lok s'Ilancy every year.

[Park Kraken]

Some of mine are good, some are bad. I personally like number nine and despise number eight.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Park!
1) Park can last longer without water than a camel can.
2) Park is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
3) If you put a drop of liquor on Park, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
4) Park was declared extinct in 1902.
5) 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Park.
6) Park can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
7) Park can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
8) The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Park.
9) US gold coins used to say 'In Park we trust'.
10) A lump of Park the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!

[Dasquian Belargic]

3) If you put a drop of liquor on Park, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

Someone can't handle their booze ;) :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Lok s'Ilancy every year. Wow! Are you even legal over there?!

I'm not touching number 4. ;)

[Byl Laprovik]

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Charley.
2. Charley is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
3. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Charley floating in their swimming pools!
4. Charley can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
5. The first domain name ever registered was Charley.com.
6. Never store Charley at room temperature.
7. Charley can smell some things up to six miles away.
8. There are 336 dimples on Charley.
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Charley.
10. The porpoise is second to Charley as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

8. There are 336 dimples on Charley.
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Charley.

Wow! The things you learn about other people in this thread. ;)

[Terran Starek]

These are too funny! :)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Terran Starek!

1. Terran Starek is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
2. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Terran Starek.
3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Terran Starek.
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Terran Starek!
5. All swans in England belong to Terran Starek.
6. Terran Starek is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
7. Terran Starek can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Terran Starek.
9. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Terran Starek state'.
10. California is the biggest exporter of Terran Starek in the world!


If #5 is true, there is a LOT of bird poop on my car when they come home for family reunions!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Terran Starek! Terran gets all the bride action. :lol

[Terran Starek]

Guess that's why I don't get invited to many weddings . . . :cry

:D

[Oriadin]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lilaena!
ilaena will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!


Im quite disturbed by that one :/

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:p Its a little known fact. ;)

[General Devious]

1 When provoked, Dalamar DeSang will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
2 The liquid inside Dalamar DeSang can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
3 Olive oil was used for washing Dalamar DeSang in the ancient Mediterranean world.
4 Dalamar DeSang is born white; and are caused by pigments in his typical diet.
5 Dalamar DeSang cannot be detected by infrared cameras
6 A thimbleful of Dalamar DeSang would weigh over 100 million tons!
7 If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Dalamar DeSang.
8 Only twelve people have ever set foot on Dalamar DeSang!
9 There are more than two hundred different kinds of Dalamar DeSang.
10 In 1982 Time Magazine named Dalamar DeSang its 'Man of the Year'!

There are more than two hundred different kinds of Dalamar DeSang

Apparently they have read my time travelling story lol

Also the first one is very interesting..lol

[Crystal]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crystal!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Crystal!
2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Crystal!
3. Early thermometers were filled with Crystal instead of mercury!
4. If you lick Crystal ten times, you will consume one calorie!
5. Crystal was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Crystal can not.
7. Crystal is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Crystal, and 400 times smaller!
9. Crystal is incapable of sleep.
10. Four-fifths of the surface of Crystal is covered in water.

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[Alpha]

1. Alpha is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
2. Alpha is 984 feet tall.
3. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Alpha.
4. Alpha is the sacred animal of Thailand.
5. The first domain name ever registered was Alpha.com!
6. Alpha can smell some things up to six miles away.
7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Alpha.
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be Alpha!
9. The only planet that rotates on its side is Alpha.
10. Reindeer like to eat Alpha.

I like mine. :D