Begun again, this Kitten War has.

[Tannis V'larr]

So, it's been too long since we had a silly thread on a theme... I think Mark started this one a couple years back. Here are some oldies but goodies to get everyone started:

Hey, wanna buy some kittens?
You don't want to sell me kittens.
I don't wanna sell you kittens.
You want to go home and pet your cat.
I wanna go home and pet my cat.

Relax. I haven't felt you this tense since you fell into that nest of kittens.
You fell into that nightmare, Master. I rescued, you remember?

And my favorite was...

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MEOW!!!

Seismic kittens!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey! We don't serve kittens in here!

[Jaime Tomahawk]

Do.... or do not. There is no kitten
I find your lack of kittens disturbing
This is my kitten .... Darth Meow
Your lack of kittens is your weakness.... Your faith in your cats is yours!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'm not a slave, I'm a kitten! And my name is Anakin.

[Terran Starek]

I've got a bad feeling about kittens.

[Miranda Tarkin]

But I wanted to go to Tashi station and pick up some kittens!

[Tannis V'larr]

Uncle Owen! This kitten has a bad motivator, look!

What's the cargo?
Just me, the boy, two kittens, and no questions asked.

You know, between his meowing and your clawing everything, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here!

That's no problem. I used to bullseye kittens in my old T-16.

Enemy kittens in sector seven!
I can't shake him!
YAAAAAGH!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Beware of the dark side of the litter box, young kitten.

[Dasquian Belargic]

So this is how kittens die. With thunderous applause.

Your kittens will make a fine addition to my collection.

It's against my programming to impersonate a kitten.

[Serena Laran]

Darth Vader, my new kitten, will be there soon to take care of you.

[Park Kraken]

"Prepare for kitten attack"

"All Kitten Batteries (http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html) fire, fire!"

[Kelly Perris]

Your kittens can deceive you; don't trust them.

In my experience, there's no such thing as kittens.

You can't win, but there are alternatives to kittens.

[Jens Vec]

Away, put your kitten! I mean you no harm!

[Kelly Perris]

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to kittens.

I want that kitten signed.

Nute Gunray: This is getting out of hand. Now, there are two of them.
Rune Haako: We should not have made this kitten.

[Terran Starek]

He is here. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old kitten.


Yes, Greedo, I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jaba I have his kitten, at last.


Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of kittens and villainy. We must be cautious.

[Jens Vec]

IT'S A KITTEN!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good kitten at your side, kid.

If kittens are all you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those cats! And bring me the kittens, I want them alive!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good kitten at your side, kid. FOR THE WIN!

That's no moon. Its a kitten.

[Park Kraken]

It's too big to be a kitten.

Turn this kitten around.

You'll recieve your kitten, you will!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

>Your kitten will freeze to death out there!
>Then we'll see you in hell!

[Dasquian Belargic]

A communications disruption could mean only one thing: kittens.

There is no civility, only kittens.

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to kittens.

Always a pleasure to meet a kitten.

[Sergeant Michael Brand]

From my point of view, the kittens are evil!
Then you ARE lost!

Vader, pointing at stain on carpet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Park Kraken]

"Use the Kitten, Luke"

"The Kitten is strong with this one"

"His Kitten is off"

"Luke, you switched your kitten off, what's wrong"

"Your all clear kid now let's blow this kitten and go home"

"Great shot that's one in a kitten!"

[Kelly Perris]

Originally posted by Park Kraken

"Your all clear kid now let's blow this kitten and go home"



:lol