The Official Imperial Slumber-party thread

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

This is the thread to plan next year's Imperial sleepover.

WHEN: Summer '07

WHERE: s'Il's house (will be a new house, for those of you who have been here before)

1) A nerf war must be had. In terms of firepower, I've got:

- 4 or 5 Nerf Mavericks
- 1 Nerf Nightfinder
- 2 lever-action dart rifles

If you've got some of your own, bring 'em. Telan and I had a small skirmish last Tuesday, and I won by shooting him on the nose. Course, that doesn't count all the other times I ninja'd my way through the house to nail 'im good, so we'll have to test each other's meddle in a grand Nerf War.

2) Lots of food.

3) Charley will probably want to take anyone who is interested to the range for an afternoon of shooting, so keep that in mind.

4) Gotta watch some Star Wars, I'd imagine.



Post up any more ideas :)

[Karl Valten]

1) Dang it. I had one of them rocket nerf guns and a thirty shot gattling gun. Don't have them anymore. :( Must scrounge for weaponry.

2) I like food. I can bring about two coolers worth, I'll be driving most likely. I also have a camper for extra lodging.

3) Nice

4) Same as #3


As for other suggestions. Anyone have paintball gear? I don't have anything, but it'd be fun.

Danni says a watergun fight should also be in order.
I only have two: A CPS 1200 and a Max-D 6000. Oh, now that I think of it, we do have a load of water grenades and one of them elastic water balloon launchers.

Uhm..ultimate frisbee. PN vs all:cool



How far would the drive be from the Madison, Wisconsin area?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

12 hour drive. Owwie >_<

But holy moly, a watergun fight sounds awesome :D

[Karl Valten]

Originally posted by Loklorien s'Ilancy
12 hour drive. Owwie >_<


I'll make Danni drive. :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Such a nice brother :p

I'll have to force everyone to watch Space Truckers.

[Khendon Sevon]

I probably won't be able to make it... but, incase I do...

I have a paintball gun ;)

[Bette Davis]

I probably won't be able to make it either. But, if I do, we have an arsenal of Nerf guns.

[Miranda Tarkin]

I doubt I could go too :(

[Telan Desaria]

Bah - we're planning in advance. You can make it. Start planning now.

*menacing fist* START NOW



MUAH. And yes, she shot me in the nose. But I got her good several times in the hindquarters.

[Karl Valten]

Oooooo, Kinky.:angel

[Bette Davis]

I'm already planning on going to Celebration IV in L.A. next summer, and possibly a wedding out of state if my friend would just set the date and place. ^_^;

[Telan Desaria]

Speaking of weddings. I have to go down to Alabam again. GRRRRRRRR

---had to drive 1,900 miles

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

The way things are looking, we're probably going to fly people out to Nevada for it.

[Telan Desaria]

Anotehr state in this country I get to see.

Oh joy




***commences swearing in German, English, Russian, French, Italian....***

[Teleran Balades]

But Neveda has the Reno Air Race (forget Vegas):D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Not to mention Hot August Nights :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Not to mention VEGAS. :crack

[Khendon Sevon]

I might be in Vegas 'round April 10th, my cousin wants to bring me there for my 21st birthday.

[Park Kraken]

1) I can take care of it at Wal-mart
2) I'll be sure to pack tons of it.
3) Sounds good. Let me go to the nearest Toys'r'us and buy a talking elmo.
4) Oh yes, definitly. I'll bring a portable tape player so we can listen to all the voice recorded novels wherever we go.
5) Waterguns. Fun.
6) Slip and Slide, home edition. I dare someone to slide on the plastic before we add the water.
7) I am the king of frisbee.

[Telan Desaria]

Kraken - you are under orders to attend. If I am there I had damned well better have an entourage and you are it!

[Tod Marr]

This all sounds like its gonna be a blast. Makes me wish I lived in the US to attend. :(

[Park Kraken]

Hey, should we spread the invitation to TRFers and SWEers?

Or that can probably wait until 2008 Slumbery party, my house.

[Telan Desaria]

Mr Marr, you are invited as well. Locate your passport and commence your planning, post haste!

[Mandy with an I]

I'll bring the ketchup chips and smarties ;)

We should make all the boys have a pillow fight for our amusement :mischief

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Oh I'd come to see that. >D

[Khendon Sevon]

Pff...

We all know I'd win if I'm there.

You're allowed to grapple and strike in pillow fights, right?

[Telan Desaria]

Of course. You can fight like a Greek and I get to fight like a German.

Now where did I put that Panzer Division???

[Mandy with an I]

You'll have to settle this in a semi-girly manner, IE. in your undies with full loaded pillows! :) So, unless Greek and German boys have some super secret pillow-fighting techniques....:lol

[Park Kraken]

We all know I'd win if I'm there.

You're allowed to grapple and strike in pillow fights, right?

Unlikely. I'm 6'7", 550 pounds, and watch all of the wrestling shows on television. But just in case...

*Secretley stuffs pillow with rocks and barbed wire*

[Telan Desaria]

I doubt you weigh a quarter of an Amerikan ton!


But in case you do.....


*fills pillow with ready-to-launch cyanide pills*

[Karl Valten]

Heheh, those silly Germans and Americans.

Us Swiss people will sit back and reap the spoils once you've wasted each other. >D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ya'll are nothin' but cheaters. Cheaters cheaters cheaters.

[Telan Desaria]

Germans like the Swiss. After all, whenever we conquer a country, we need somehwere to store the spoils.....



HAH. No - I shall simply R and D a new form of pillow that is armored, 250m in length, with a crew of 557 and armed with a dozen missile batteries. It shall be the UBERPILLOW!!!!!!

[Khendon Sevon]

Pff...

mine will warp time.

...and dispense vodka and good beer.

[Telan Desaria]

Bah. Mine will still be an uber pillow.




And Khendon - you WILL be there

[Park Kraken]

My Telan Desaria = My Tackling Dummy.

[Khendon Sevon]

Get a room.





Umm... we need as many of the female gender as we can get there. I don't want to go from one drunk sausage fest (college) to another.

Fine, Telan, I'll see what I can do about going. I'm guessing you and I'd drive down? I'll pay for half of the gas and we can get some sandwiches at the diner or something before leaving Jersey.

Or, wait...

is this going down in Nevada? 'cause that's a bit further away...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Alabama :)

[Bette Davis]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
Umm... we need as many of the female gender as we can get there. I don't want to go from one drunk sausage fest (college) to another.

:lol

Good luck getting girls to show up. ;)

[Telan Desaria]

Indeed. We can drive down. If it is Nevada then we can simply ride the plane in company to assure our mutual arrival and that we do not get lost with our luggage.

[Mandy with an I]

I think Christin, Danni and I would be the only girls going?

And we'll be too busy doing each others hair and giggling to pay attention to you guys ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Not to mention; we're all the girls you boys can handle :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

After ingenstin much alcohol, I think you all should know that I'm NOT naked. Thank you, that's all, folks.

[Telan Desaria]

I'll handle the boys, thank you veery much.

[Park Kraken]

I can't ingest much alcohol, period. Unless it's a fine wine. Even then, I can only stand about three or four glasses. Unless I drink a good soft drink with it intermittently. Ok I'll be the designated driver. But I do get to play with your bodies as you lie in the carseats in a drunken stupor. :mischief

[Khendon Sevon]

Umm... I call a big WTF on the above post.

You don't like the taste of alcohol or you don't react well? If you don't like the taste they have things called "girl drinks" that don't taste at all like alcohol. In fact, they taste like "soft drinks." If you don't like to drink, that's fine. You can just say that.

As for playing with drunken bodies... dear God. I'm not even touching that subject.

Luckily, I retain my ability to beat the living snot out of people when I'm dead drunk. So, I'll just keep knocking Kraken down and watching him get up if he does evil things to nice people. 550 lbs eh? You know what they say... the bigger they are, the harder they fall.


Originally posted by Mandy with an I
I think Christin, Danni and I would be the only girls going?

And we'll be too busy doing each others hair and giggling to pay attention to you guys ;)

Damn. I'm bringing my iPod and sketch pad.

[Telan Desaria]

Yes. And I will bring........stuff.

[Danni Reyok]

*shakes head*

Honestly, you people make me wonder. :p

[Telan Desaria]

Don't wonder....attend!

[Karl Valten]

Originally posted by Danni Reyok
*shakes head*

Honestly, you people make me wonder. :p

Not like the loons here are any weirder than the loons you hang out with.

[Danni Reyok]

Loons...hmm, for the first time in a long time. You could be right.

[Mandy with an I]

I can personally attest for the awesome that is staying with Christin :) She makes a mean breakfast biscuit ;) lol!

[Teleran Balades]

Oooooo, glad to here that from the kid with the hyperactive metabolism.

I makes a mean waffle myself.

[Danni Reyok]

You burnt them the last time! And that was in the toaster! :lol

Just kidding

[Mandy with an I]

Well, she did make us all breakfast that was realllllly good, but we all forgot about the biscuits, and they ended up like hockey pucks. :uhoh

The porch dogs loved them though! :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ha! I forgot about that ^_^;

[Telan Desaria]

She did not make me anything - but there is an exquisite buffet nearby of Oriental origin

[Park Kraken]

And I'll bring Star Wars Imperial version of Risk, my Heavy Metal CDs, my outdoor fun toys, and other various things. :mischief

As for ingesting alcohol, I can drink about three quarters of a cooler, but then I can't stand the stuff. It's like my taste buds have an adverse reaction at that point.

If I go down I'm taking you with me. Trust me, you'll be lying limp on the ground long before I've been beaten into submission.

As for making breakfast, I'm good at making fried bacon, scrambled eggs, pancakes, and breakfast gravy. I haven't tried making biscuits from scratch yet.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
She did not make me anything - but there is an exquisite buffet nearby of Oriental origin


That's a damn lie. I made you a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and pork chops :(

[Telan Desaria]

Oh wait - -she did. She make porked chops for breakfast. BREAKFAST!!!!! But the eggs wer quite good, quite good indeed.

I tend not to drink. At all. Ask Sil. There are reasons. When I drink it is typically when I am depressed and alone - - so I stay away from it. Bad stuff, liquor, Though one can never say no to schnapps!

[Mandy with an I]

I don't really drink either, but when I do...all I do is giggle and fall down :uhoh

[Khendon Sevon]

Originally posted by Park Kraken
And I'll bring Star Wars Imperial version of Risk, my Heavy Metal CDs, my outdoor fun toys, and other various things. :mischief

As for ingesting alcohol, I can drink about three quarters of a cooler, but then I can't stand the stuff. It's like my taste buds have an adverse reaction at that point.

If I go down I'm taking you with me. Trust me, you'll be lying limp on the ground long before I've been beaten into submission.

As for making breakfast, I'm good at making fried bacon, scrambled eggs, pancakes, and breakfast gravy. I haven't tried making biscuits from scratch yet.

Please, Sir. When was the last time you went through any serious physical activity? Lifting the remote does not count. I am an active practitioner of both Taekwondo and Northern Shaolin ;)

About the only person here that could take me would be S'il. I have a feeling she is trained in the ways of "uber pounce tackle" and that frightens me...

Maybe Hollie could, too....

She might tickle *shudders*

[Y'roth Helghast]

So I'm kinda new to the community, kinda being kinda as it is. But I might be able to make it. Might being maybe.

[Mandy with an I]

If I go, you are going! Even if I have to kidnap you and bring you to Alabama bound and gagged in a suitcase! :mad

[Khendon Sevon]

She's into that kinda' thing, really, just say yes. Make it easy on yourself.

[Bette Davis]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
About the only person here that could take me would be S'il. I have a feeling she is trained in the ways of "uber pounce tackle" and that frightens me...

Maybe Hollie could, too....

She might tickle *shudders*

Holly DOES tickle, but unfortunately her ultimate weakness is being extremely ticklish. Just ask my husband or Charley, they both know. Wait, that doesn't sound right. o_O

Instead of resorting to physical violence, I tend to rip my enemies apart with wit and humor. I am also the queen of trash talk, especially if I suck at whatever game it is we happen to be playing. Oh, and beware if I actually win - not only am I a sore loser, but I'm a terrible winner. ;)

[Park Kraken]

Please, Sir. When was the last time you went through any serious physical activity? Lifting the remote does not count. I am an active practitioner of both Taekwondo and Northern Shaolin

I do laps all night long, as is required at my work site, called patrolling. Besides that, I wrestle with my friend, and it often takes about an hour before I can make him give up. But then again, he's more of a technical wrestler while I'm mainly about power and endurance. I can take what he dishes out until I see my opportunity and take it.

Oh yes, and I'm also a dirty fighter. You'd best wear a cup when fighting me. Not that someone like you has any balls to protect down there. :lol

[Telan Desaria]

Ack. That was quite low. And I think that I could take Khendon as well. Yes, definitely. Unless you do know all of those fancy karatae maneuvers in which case we are trained to draw our pistols immediately

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

A) No macho contests, and no penis insults, please.

B) Drinking while depressed is NOT the way to drink.

[Karl Valten]

Khendon and Kraken, don't make me break out the hockey sticks on you two.

[Danni Reyok]

Khendon and Kraken, don't make me break out the hockey sticks on you two.

He'd do it too! Trust me...>_<

[Khendon Sevon]

Not Karate, my friend :) I study a healthy mixture of linear, hard martial arts with a sprinkling of circular, soft martial arts. What it boils down to is an ability to use fingers, palms, knife of the hand, fist (heart up or in any position), knuckles, forearm, elbow, head, knee, shin, knife of foot, ball of foot, heel of foot as weapons along with grappling from virtually every part ;)

When I was training in Taekwondo (I'm a 1st dan black belt in it) we would full contact spar. In Northern Shaolin we were only allowed to use the training pads but I made many arms sore from having to hold a glove against my attacks.

I've since incorporated moves that aren't allowed to be used in sparring into my practice (basically Thai moves). That includes elbow strikes, knee strikes, joint grapples designed to seperate tendon/ligament from bone (my chiropractor taught me some moves), and various other nasty things like eye snatches (cousin taught me that one).

I'm also pretty good at disarming/un-restraining.

And walking isn't exercise. Try shadow boxing for thirty minutes.

So ;) Bring it!

For spiffy factor:

My former master http://www.yhpark.com/park.htm (he taught me and about 5 other people personally at his nearby school before he moved it)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

If I had the money I'd be taking Taekwondo right now. >_< My husband used to study at a dojo not far from our house.

[Park Kraken]

Macho? Yeah right, more like a goading contest.

Hockey Sticks? You can't threaten me with hockey sticks. And I pity the fool that would try.

Wow Khendon you have quite a track record. It seems your not all hot air bubbles after all. But hey, find a location near S'Ils house for a few good rounds and I'd be glad to spar with you.

And Hollie, while Tae Kwon Doh treaches patience and understanding, wrestling teaches blind anger and endurance. I seriously doubt that a TKDer could take on a WREser. >D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I think the key words in that sentance was "blind anger."

And, I'm not sure what your comment is in reference to, as I never said anything about fighting anyone. o_O

[Mandy with an I]

^unless it's fighting S'il in a pit of mud! ;)

[Khendon Sevon]

Ehem, not mud... Jello :)

Kraken, your silly WWE power bombs don't scare me! :) Besides, wrestling is martial arts. Just without the deadly moves or knowledge of how to fight while standing in a ringless environment.

In Pride fighting a wrestler versed a Ukranian kick boxer. The match lasted 15 seconds. The kick boxer sent a crescent kick to the wrestler's head and knocked him out on first contact. If you have no clue how to block a strike, what are you going to do?

[Telan Desaria]

This should be quite funny. I get to be the ref. Simply because I look better in a uniform than any of you.

[Katarina Gordislava]

Originally posted by Mandy with an I
^unless it's fighting S'il in a pit of mud! ;)

Ok, now this I can handle. >D

[Khendon Sevon]

Jello is sooo much better than mud!

If either were single I'd offer my help in removing said sugary treat. Oh well :)

[Telan Desaria]

You are single, Andrew. Inflatables are not recognized as domestic partners in Old Jersey

[Lilaena De'Ville]

No, he means s'Il and me. ;)

I think we could clean ourselves up just fine. :mischief

[Karl Valten]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
You are single, Andrew. Inflatables are not recognized as domestic partners in Old Jersey

Damn. What's with the low blows the last few days, guys?

[Khendon Sevon]

*shrug*

Clearly they want to feel the wrath of the Executor! *clap of thunder*

...and Telan thinks Jello is a sex toy or something... confused Germans.

[Telan Desaria]

MUAH!

[Mandy with an I]

Originally posted by Karl Valten
Damn. What's with the low blows the last few days, guys?


Hey, some of it is good-natured joking around, and some of it wasn't. We need more of the former and less of the latter.

[Khendon Sevon]

more farmers less ladders?

any particular reason why?

[Razielle Alastor]

Hmmmm, says I. This time you people are gathering in a place that isn't a bazillion miles away from me. In fact, mapquest says 5 hours. So, for me that's like 3 1/2..

I do need to get out more.

LOL :lol

[Mandy with an I]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
more farmers less ladders?

any particular reason why?

More good natured joking and less being mean :mneh

[Telan Desaria]

My post is gone. Why is that...

[Park Kraken]

Damn. What's with the low blows the last few days, guys?

Just good nature joking is all. :angel

And I'm the official cleaner up for any mud wrestling matches. :mischief

[Telan Desaria]

And I am the official recorder of said events. As a result I get 10 pwercent of whatever we make from EBAY sales

[Park Kraken]

E-bay? Pffft. Just open up a stand at a PPV wrestling event.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I have never and will never understand wrestling. It was cool way back in the day, but I'd much rather draw or do something constructive.

Seriously though, I don't want next summer to be a week spent watching wrestling and fighting with eachother. I want us to have some fun.

[Park Kraken]

Fighting? Between who?

I just want to see how good of a wrestler everyone is, at least one time, and that's it. And you can't say how good you are. You have to show me physically.

Maybe then play some football, street hockey, pop some beer bottles and Osama posters and Barney dolls with a wide variety of powerful and noise making firearms, blow up some trees with tannerite, set off some fireworks, poision everyone with our cooking, and so forth.

[Travis North]

Thats why paintball was invented. Fun outdoor/indoor activity in which you can fight each other knowing it's all just a game without any risk of serious injury and you can all laugh afterwards. I'm kinda sad I didn't do enough of it this summer.

[Telan Desaria]

You are under orders to attend, Colonel. You will do plenty when you arrive. If not, Kristen has a nerf dart with your nose's name on it.

*hint hint*

[Danni Reyok]

There are no nerf guns to be found in Karl and I's town, I swear!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Not to worry, Danni. I'll pick you guys some up if you don't find any by that time; though I'm sure you can. Try Target, Toys'R'Us, Walmart, Kay-Bee, or heck; try looking on Amazon :)

I would recommend the Nerf Maverick above most else, but I recently discovered another fantastic new Nerf gun that I have to snatch up. Also, Buzz-Bee toys makes two wonderful dart rifles; a lever action dart rifle and a dart shotgun - both have these awesome little plastic 'shells' that you put the dart into, and after firing the gun ejects the 'spent' shells :D

[Telan Desaria]

Yes - I got her right in the tush!

[Karl Valten]

.....we could always pick through Delany's.....

[Danni Reyok]

:stupid....

... :lol Delany's :lol ... wouldn't have anything. It's pretty much the worthless junk yard you would see.

Although I could ask a friend that works there. :|

[Karl Valten]

Ha, I betcha we could find, military surplus buried there. There's bound to be a nerf gun somewhere.

[Park Kraken]

Hey, if we run out of nerf darts, are we allowed to bash with or thrown the guns at other people?

[Karl Valten]

I keel you wit my plastic bayonet.

[Travis North]

Haha I just pictured a nerf gun with a bayonet.

I will market this. Nerf guns with a plastic switch blade attached.

[Karl Valten]

My intelectual property, back off.

*wields pointy bayonet*

[Travis North]

It's not a wrench. I'm safe.

[Teleran Balades]

*TRANSFORM*

Ph3ar the wrench, mortal.

[Park Kraken]

Hey, no fair mind reading my ideas. Just after I posted I pictured a finless nerf dart taped to the front of a launcher. Nerf Bayonet.

*Runs off to the patent office*

[Telan Desaria]

My Order of His Excellency, Grand Admiral the Baron Telan Desaria, the following officers are to be executed forthwith for mental instability:

Park Kraken

Travis North

Karl Valten

It is a loss the Empire will mourn for when they were sane men they assets all. But their deaths now will serve more than their lives. Gloria Imperium!


*FIRE*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
*FIRE*

I can't be th only one who thought of this.

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And please tell me I'm also not the only one too old to remember this

[Park Kraken]

*Ducks*

Whew! That was a close one.

*Nails his excellency with a atomic nerf dart*

[Teleran Balades]

I lives? YAY I lives

*Flings wrench*

MUAH

*Kraken is beaned*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Originally posted by Loklorien s'Ilancy
I can't be th only one who thought of this.

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And please tell me I'm also not the only one too old to remember this
I don't remember that... o_O

[Park Kraken]

I don't remember that either.

Of course, this could be on account of my being beaned.

*Rubs forehead* :huh

[Karl Valten]

Kraken, I dare you to make an age wise-crack at S'il.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Karl gets to sleep in the tub next summer :)

[Karl Valten]

Sweet, Ima make a fort in the bathroom.

[Danni Reyok]

eh? I leave you people for five minutes and you turn everything WAZOO on me!

*wields platinum Cellphone of DOOM*

S'il, I grant thee permission to give my brother a one of a kind makeover. :thumbup

[Park Kraken]

I do not deign to answer a single dare challenger. Now up the ante some and I might reconsider. :smokin

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

What's the matta, boy? You yella?

[Park Kraken]

No not really. And even if I am yeller, at least I'm not gray like your hair is. :D

[Karl Valten]

Hahahahahahahahahah.....*ahem*

...hahahah. Kraken, better start running

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh, there's no use in that :)

[Danni Reyok]

I have one word for you Kraken....

....

....

OUCH!

[Karl Valten]

Dun Dun Dun the CT overlord strikes again.

Don't worry, we can hold her off in the fort.

[Mandy with an I]

Originally posted by Loklorien s'Ilancy
I can't be th only one who thought of this.

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And please tell me I'm also not the only one too old to remember this


You can't do that on SwFans! :mischief

[Travis North]

Originally posted by Karl Valten
Dun Dun Dun the CT overlord strikes again.

Don't worry, we can hold her off in the fort.

The one refuge in the Empire. No enemy has ever breached the fort wall.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

We eroded your defense at the treefort; I don't think the bathroom-fort will save you.

And Dae wins a gold star for remembering YCDTOTV :)

[Telan Desaria]

The fort will hold. It is held by men. Imperial men

[Karl Valten]

Yeah, Kraken's wrestling fury, Travis's paintball gun, and my hockey sticks will keep all at bay.

We don't need your stinkin treefort

[Danni Reyok]

You forget Valten, I'm two years younger than you and my hockey skills are at least twice as good as yours. :cool

Thus we can take you out of the equation.

[Karl Valten]

Bull, I can mop the ice with you and you darn well know it.

[Telan Desaria]

If this turns into some sort of sordid Canadian civl war the Germans are going to annex Ontario.

[Park Kraken]

And I'll become dictator of Quebec. There I will be at home with the yellow French-Canadians. :smokin

[Khendon Sevon]

lol!

Kraken has a GREAT CT

[Karl Valten]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
If this turns into some sort of sordid Canadian civl war the Germans are going to annex Ontario.

......but we're from Wisconsin.

[Danni Reyok]

Technically we're from Swissland :mischief

[Travis North]

If the Germans annexed Ontario... Hmmm.

[Telan Desaria]

Would it not be fun! We could finally martialize the French descendants and make them into proper warriors. And then annex other territories and a few states and create the Western Prussian Empire.


*sings*
deutschland, deutschland ober Amerika....

[Khendon Sevon]

*throws a rock at Desaria*

Enough of that.

[Park Kraken]

How about we annex Germany instead? But this time, Russia doesn't get the Eastern half.

"I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America and Europe..."

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It's too much trouble to go out and annex a country :(

[Mandy with an I]

WTF, I leave the thread for two seconds and you're already plotting world domination without me :cry

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

They're the ones plotting, I just want to sit back and be lazy :)

[Karl Valten]

You're just jealous that you're not getting a slice of the pie.

P.S. what happened to the CTs? I miss my purple LSD elephant.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

The move is a long process, and will probably take a month or two. Not to worry, though. You'll get you ct's back sooner or later; once Mr. Net has finished a few other things :)

As for that slice of pie, no thanks. I'm happy with my beer and naughty videos, thank you :)

[Park Kraken]

I can live without CTs.

Talking about Naughty videos, have you ever seen the movie Boa versus Python? :mischief

[Karl Valten]

I should hit you for even thinking that

[Danni Reyok]

Play nice, Karl! :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ironically, I have both Anaconda and Python, the latter being a fantastic journey into classic B-grade goodness :D

[Karl Valten]

I've seen all three on SciFi. The monster movies are ok. I prefer the vampire ones, especially The Breed, this good. Dark Light is pretty good as well.

[Park Kraken]

Of the monster movies I've watched on Sci-Fi so far, my favorites would be Abominable, Sabertooth, and Mammoth. I espically liked the ending scene on Abominable. The Mammoth on Mammoth just freaked me out in so many ways.

[Park Kraken]

Ok, a few questions here:

#1: This isn't a hoax thread right? I mean, this is supposed to be an actual event right?

#2: I know we are still more than half a year away, but how long would this event take place, and would it primarily happen on weekdays or weekends?

#3: Driving directions. But I'll take care of that on AIM.

Hopefully gas prices will keep going down or stay down for the next year or so.

[Lion El' Jonson]

After reading this thread, I'm ashamed that I ever lost a battle to you guys. :lol

~Resident dirty Rebel~

[Karl Valten]

I hope it's not a hoax, Danni and I are looking forward to heading down south. And I can't wait to see S'il nail Telan with a dart to the nose. :rolleyes

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It's definately not a hoax, I can assure you guys of that.

After recent events though, I will need to push the date back however. Charley and I are going to a friend's wedding in June, and then in July we're going to Nevada for our own (NOT a Vegas drive-through wedding :p).

So things are going to be insanely hectic for us.

Of course, if people want to come to Nevada for the wedding, or if you want an invitation even if you can't go, PM me your address and I'll put it on my list for when I start sending them out :)

[Karl Valten]

Whoooooooo, I'm still looking forward to it. I'd love to make it to the wedding, Nevada's a bit of a hike, though. I should've gotten my pilot's license.

[Park Kraken]

Jeez. Nevada? Gas alone will kill me on that trip. But I like the idea of an American road trip. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Ok then, round trip to Las Vegas, 4,732 miles, seven days, and 1,000$ worth of gas. :cry

[Karl Valten]

Must.....go.....to.....Cirque de Solei

[Park Kraken]

Remind me to PM you with my cell phone number so that we can...discuss....some things about this summer.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ha, sorry guys. It's not in Vegas. It's at my mom's house which is about an hour and a half south of Reno.

[Karl Valten]

:p .........Reno air race, then?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, Reno does have Hot August Nights (http://www.hotaugustnights.net/) :)

[Park Kraken]

So....

I can make any date, so long as I know at least a month in advance the precise dates so that I can inform my work place and they find someone to replace me for that time period.

What dates would best suit the remaining people invited to attend?

[Sudoku]

What's everyone doing the last week of July/beginning of August? Because I'll be in Alabama. So the rest of you should be there too :D

[Karl Valten]

Early august (1st-2nd I believe) I have orientation for college. :\

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Mandi is gonna be here from July 27 till Aug 4, for clarification. Hopefully you might be able to come out and stay for a little bit before you have to jet for college, Karl :)

And other people who are gonna make it need to check in also :p

[Karl Valten]

Hmmm, I'm just thinking because it's a two day drive to your place. Still want to go.

[Park Kraken]

It's a good one day drive to your place from my location. I'll probably be coming, but I would only be able to be there for two days, tops.

[Karl Valten]

Hmmm. I honestly don't think I would be able to make during that week. :(

I'll be gone in Minneapolis from the July 29 to August 3. From there I'm free until the end of August and so is Danni.

[Ever Talbot]

Boo Karl you suck! :p

Is it bad that I started packing for my trip last month? ^_^; 8 more days, yay!

[Karl Valten]

S'il, is there an Amtrak station any where you live?

[Travis North]

It's a real bummer I can't make it, you folks all party hard the Imperial way.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Right here in town (http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=Amtrak/am2Station/Station_Page&code=TCL) :)

[Karl Valten]

Ew, checked route time and I'd have to go through Washington DC. Driving would be much better. Arrgghhh, trying to find a way to make it.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

There's another station in Birmingham, which is like, 45 minutes or so away if that helps.

[Karl Valten]

We'd either have to go:

Wisconsin Dells-Milwaukee-Chicago-New Orleans-Tuscaloosa

of

Wisconsin Dells-Milwaukee-Chicago-DC-Tuscaloosa

Either way it'd be cheaper and faster to drive. This would've worked if I'd been able to make last weeks orientation.