*crashes into StratComm*

[Bette Davis]

May the party begin! I brought the beer!

[Khendon Sevon]

yay! beer!

[Miranda Tarkin]

w00t beer!

yay access!!

Thank you =^_^=

[Bette Davis]

Oh sorry, the beer is all for me. ^_^;

I would have brought more, but...

I DIDN'T! >D

[Miranda Tarkin]

:: thinks about going back on promise to not kill Bette ::

[Lamar Starworth]

No! We need to keep all the girls we can in the Empire.

[Aliya Vahlshalynn]

You have me too ;)

[Khendon Sevon]

Only beer for yourself?

*Blink*

That's fine. I'll get my own beer. I am an Executor!

Lamar! Get me beer! That's an order. And some shots. B52's if you can get 'em.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Originally posted by Lamar Starworth
No! We need to kill all the girls we can in the Empire.

if you insist...

I am a little hungry.

[Khendon Sevon]

lol.






Next thing you know girls will be painting pink X-wings on the sides of their TIEs...

[Bette Davis]

Don't be ridiculous, Executor. :rolleyes

Doing each other's hair and having pillow fights in our underwear in the barracks, however...

Ok I'll share my beer with the other females. Since there are only like... four of us in the entire Empire. Maybe six. I'm not sure how many chicks there are in the Inquisitorate.

[Khendon Sevon]

Dear Lord.

Khendon Sevon would not be able to control himself.

[Bette Davis]

Yeah we don't do that. We all have to prove everyday that we deserve to be in the positions we're in.




....





:lol Oh man, that was unintentionally hilarious.

[Miranda Tarkin]

:lol

[Khendon Sevon]

Good job!

Viscera would approve of this thread.

[Aliya Vahlshalynn]

So what position would I be in? :D

[Bette Davis]

I like to be on top of things.

And I didn't sleep my way to the top, mind you! I became Flight Commander because I know how to handle a flight stick!

[Telan Desaria]

Ack - - there are times when being gay is a plus - -at least while our vaunted Executor is ooogling all of his female minions someone can stay at the helm.....


wait a minute...that stormtrooper is cute.....

[Arya Ravenwing]

They all look the same in that armour.

[Karl Valten]

Hey, I'll have you know that behind each of those masks is a unique person with a rich history. How dare you demean our brothers and sisters in arms.

[Khendon Sevon]

I like to thrown them into enemy fire that withers them down to pieces of melted plastic!


Erm...

Heh... ever held a giant magnifying glass over a stormtrooper and watched him run around as he melts? Heh.

I have.

[Karl Valten]

.......well yeah...

Just.....

....uhm

*pulls out magnifying glass*

.....never mind this is too much fun. Silly little white ants.

[Khendon Sevon]

See! I am making this Empire more evil by the minute!

[Arya Ravenwing]

Do you want a cooky or something? :rolleyes

[Khendon Sevon]

Cake would be nice...

[Bette Davis]

How about... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

*drinks up*

[Khendon Sevon]

right... but you aren't giving any to the guys.

Shouldn't you be trying to get the guys drunk? Not the gals? ;)

[Travis North]

Haha. The Empire never really changes.

[Lamar Starworth]

Welcome back Travis! :)

[Miranda Tarkin]

Women getting drunk?

:: is so there ::

:D

[Telan Desaria]

Indeed - the Empire has an equal opportunity policy on admittance to Alcoholics Anonymous

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

See? Now aren't you glad that the person who pays your housenote is also a drunkard? :p ^_^;

[Serena Laran]

Hey I have access here too? CRAZY!

Wait a minute! *runs away before the Imps can catch her*

[Telan Desaria]

Yes...you're still an Imperial officer...arent you???

[Miranda Tarkin]

No, she's a Jedi Knight :p

[Khendon Sevon]

What!

*Whips out Death Star*

[Miranda Tarkin]

:: raises a brow and smirks ::

You sure that's a Death Star? ;)

[Khendon Sevon]

Just look at its size! I mean, it's too big to be a space station!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, there I go. Right back into the gutter. Thanks guys :(

[Miranda Tarkin]

As if you were ever out!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well I do try to crawl out every now and then ^_^;

[Miranda Tarkin]

:: crawls back in with s'il ::

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Quite comfy, no? A coupla throw pillows here, a laz-e-boy there...

[Miranda Tarkin]

we just need someone to clear out the guttery stuff and it's livable!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Silly Miranda, that's what boys are for ;)

[Telan Desaria]

Oh how wonderful - my southern sojourn will be a one thousand mile jounrey to clean!

[Karl Valten]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
Oh how wonderful - my southern sojourn will be a one thousand mile jounrey to clean!

Ain't it always the case, same thing happened when I went oversees.


*sigh*
We're doomed to be the servants of the malicious female gender.

[Bette Davis]

Hey, watch where you're pointing that Death Star, I'm tryin' to drink over here. :mad