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Wyl Staedtler
May 26th, 2006, 10:57:26 PM
Sitting in my inbox this evening was the following email:

Dear Ms. (my name here)

My name is Jane SoandSo and I am head of the English department at SuchandSuch High School. Recently I attended your student seminar on Shakespeare authorship at the state library; as an educator who loves to see young people excited about literature, I couldn't help but be impressed with your enthusiasm and commitment to such a controversial topic. After talking with Mr. Whatshisname, the principle of SuchandSuch High, we would like to invite you to be a guest speaker during the 2006/2007 school year. We have six classes who have shown interest in having you and, depending on the outcome, we are considering the possibility of holding an optional assembly for students who wish to learn more on the subject. Please contact me at the following number.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Mrs. SoandSo

I called, thinking it was just going to be a voluntary thing which I so would have done anyway, except that they want to pay me! To talk about Shakespeare! Shakespeare authorship! That's like someone paying Willy Wonka to eat his own chocolate! Or something like that but I'm too excited to think of a more appropriate illustration! :crack

Mandy with an I
May 26th, 2006, 11:04:29 PM
Congrats girly-girl:hug

Dasquian Belargic
May 27th, 2006, 03:48:40 AM
That's awesome. I'm envious!

Lilaena De'Ville
May 28th, 2006, 10:50:06 PM
Awesome news! You'll have to let us know how it turns out ... er... in the future... :)

Wyl Staedtler
May 30th, 2006, 02:24:31 PM
See, harping on and on and on about seemingly inconsequential topics can sometimes lead to good things!

The only worry I have is that the school is in the roughest neighborhood around and I am very, very white. I enunciate 'ghetto'.

Dasquian Belargic
May 31st, 2006, 04:07:13 AM
Oh, don't worry. Just go in there all "O Captain! My Captain!" ... watch Dangerous Minds to psyche yourself up.

Wyl Staedtler
May 31st, 2006, 03:59:52 PM
Alas, karate I know not. :(