Shawn
Apr 26th, 2006, 02:54:14 PM
Well, that's the title of this unique "editorial", anyway.
Link: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html
It's kind of an old hat, but I figured there's some people here who haven't read it before. Needless to say, it's absolutely hilarious. I don't think there's a single entry I haven't laughed at.
I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho."
Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.
You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.
Link: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html
It's kind of an old hat, but I figured there's some people here who haven't read it before. Needless to say, it's absolutely hilarious. I don't think there's a single entry I haven't laughed at.
I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho."
Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.
You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.