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Khendon Sevon
Apr 18th, 2006, 05:33:25 PM
It's because the package that has mysteriously appeared at my school actually contains some sort of lethal mechanism. Maybe killer bees? Could be a shape charge? Who knows?

I generally don't check my mailbox at school. Why? Because no one knows my box number and would ever send me anything. I randomly checked today.

"Notice: Please stop by mailroom with this notice..." and additional information such as my box number, name, and "from: amazon".

Interesting.

My birthday was on the 10th, this got here the 11th.

The thing is. The only people who could've known about my box number, unless someone called the school to find out, are people on facebook.

It's a mystery.

Why hasn't anyone said, "Andrew, you get a package?" Could this be a scary stalker?

I'm going to claim the thing tomorrow after classes. Wish me luck.
Ryan Pode
Apr 18th, 2006, 05:36:23 PM
If you don't want it, you can forward it to me.
Khendon Sevon
Apr 18th, 2006, 05:38:45 PM
I'm too excited to not want it.

What could it be?!

I already ruled out "sleep purchasing." I checked my amazon purchase history and I know I didn't buy the darn thing.
Ryan Pode
Apr 18th, 2006, 08:05:55 PM
It be funny if it was a mistake and the package is not meant for you.
Khendon Sevon
Apr 18th, 2006, 09:35:32 PM
Well... it has my name on it and it has my mailbox ID.

It would be a little difficult to accidentally place those on the package, eh?
Park Kraken
Apr 18th, 2006, 09:49:03 PM
10 to 1 it's a late birthday gift from someone far away. ;)
Lilaena De'Ville
Apr 18th, 2006, 09:53:48 PM
Did you open it yet or what!? OMG how can you wait so long to pick up a package!?
Khendon Sevon
Apr 18th, 2006, 10:20:54 PM
I have to wait 'till classes are over tomorrow to pick it up ;p

Then I'll open it up, and... uh... hopefully post.

Otherwise...

Well, class ends at 12, I'll head directly to the mailroom. If I don't post by 1... assume the worst.
Oriadin
Apr 19th, 2006, 03:35:19 AM
The suspense is killing us!
Park Kraken
Apr 19th, 2006, 08:38:23 AM
I call first dibs on your personal possessions if you don't post.

>D
Nathanial K'cansce
Apr 19th, 2006, 08:41:25 AM
The thing is. The only people who could've known about my box number, unless someone called the school to find out, are people on facebook.


Exactly why I don't have my addy or phone on there. *shies away from the crazy facebook stalkers*
Vega Van-Derveld
Apr 19th, 2006, 09:24:53 AM
Someone might have bought you something from your Wishlist on Amazon, if you have one. I think it shows your birthday on there.
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Apr 19th, 2006, 09:33:23 AM
I bet there's another smaller package inside that package.
Khendon Sevon
Apr 19th, 2006, 10:04:25 AM
And! Wow!







It's a Gene Wolfe book from one of the bums I knew in high school :) He remembered I love Wolfe. He, however, forgot to mention ordering me something for my birthday.

No explosion, sorry guys.
Vega Van-Derveld
Apr 19th, 2006, 10:06:22 AM
No explosion, ey?

... Have you opened the book yet? It may be boobie-trapped!
Mandy with an I
Apr 19th, 2006, 10:49:23 AM
I didn't think Amazon had started a special Stalker section -- "All your dead animal needs! Complete with notes written in blood!" :p
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Apr 19th, 2006, 11:08:02 AM
Thinking about it, I could actually use a section like that :\
Ryan Pode
Apr 19th, 2006, 11:55:48 AM
Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
No explosion, sorry guys.

I am sorely disappointed. However, I have a package myself today.
Sean Piett
Apr 28th, 2006, 12:45:00 AM
i demand a more exciting resolution
feel free to use.. er.. artistic license. to, you know, fabricate something.