Lame excuses to break up ...

[Atreyu]

(full credit to CC.Net where I found this posted when attempting (and failing) to log in for Mu's thread there - see other topic)

So what's your favourite lame excuse to break up?

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David's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I've learned that I'm hopelessly attracted to clowns. You understand."</font>



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[Lilaena De'Ville]

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Jane-Holly's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"There is an assassin in my bell tower"</font>



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[Nathanial K'cansce]

"I fell in love with my worst enemy Capulet style"

[Miranda Tarkin]

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Dani's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I just think we would be better as enemies."</font>



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[Rutabaga]

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<font size="+1">"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"</font>



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[Mandy with an I]

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Amanda's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I just realized that you're ugly"</font>



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:lol

[JMK]

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Kyle's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up"</font>



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[Wyl Staedtler]

Ahahaha :lol

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Elizabeth's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I was really just in love with your pants the whole time"</font>



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And my love's:

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Ben's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"My goal is to become a duke - our love is standing in the way"</font>



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[Mu Satach]

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Mu's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I just realized that you're ugly"</font>



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:D

[Mitch]

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's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"Please stop referring to yourself, in the third person no less, as 'beautiful.' You look like a horse."</font>

[Taja Loraan]

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Shabnam's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"</font>



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Given my fear of prehistoric sea creatures, that really is harsh ! :lol

[Crystal]

"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"

[Lilaena De'Ville]

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Lilaena De'Ville's lame-butt excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"There is too close a resemblance between you and Jabba the Hutt"</font>



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I distinctly remember telling Pierce that, too. :o

[Vega Van-Derveld]

If this is not hilariously appropriate, then I don't know what is:

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Vega Van-Derveld's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"This is getting a little too Oedipal"</font>



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[Lilaena De'Ville]

Too true!

[Taro Lawson]

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Emily's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I'm sorry I just sobered up"</font>



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Oh yes. This is fun.

[Kyle Krogen]

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Geoff's lame-butt excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"</font>



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[Yurza Magus]

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Micheal Ramsey's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"You've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college!"</font>



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[Rama: 2nd GIG]

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Matt 's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I just think we would be better as enemies."</font>



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Sad thing is that's true. That's exactly what happened.

[Dara Shadowtide]

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Dara's lame excuse to break up:


<font size="+1">"I just have too much going on in life right now - what with my pet rocks billy and zane"</font>



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:lol Oh man.. what's sad is that I actually did have a pet rock "back in the day". :p

[Crystal]

I just realized they're random.. you don't even have to enter a name :( That's no fun.