Have a laugh at my stupidity

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I spilled kerosene all over my leg. Now it's gonna fall off :D

[Shawn]

When it does, can I have it?

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8691/paxtonfettel8fk.jpg

[Charley]

Can I call you stumpy :)

[Helenias Evenstar]

Originally posted by Shawn
When it does, can I have it?

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8691/paxtonfettel8fk.jpg


Bugger off, I want to eat her leg!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Do you want it airmailed, Shawn?

You can call me Stubs if you want, Charley. That was another of my endearing nicknames back in college :)

Mark, you can have the other one, since I'm bound to do something to it by the time you get here.

[Khendon Sevon]

What, Little Lady, were you doing playing with kerosene? I think this story has a couple holes that need to be filled.

[Vek]

MMmmm, what have we learned about juggling airplanes then?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Wait if you spill kerosene on your body it will fall apart??!! How did I not know this??

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I was refueling one of these (http://www.etoolcart.com/ProductImages/heaters/RED-RH125T.jpg) things when one of my buddies half-way startled me. I was sitting down at the time because my knees are bad and crouching for the amount of time it takes to fill one up is a real strain on my knee joints. So he semi-startled me while I was in the process of checking how full the heater was, and I accidentally pulled it out and set the nozzle in my lap; forgetting like a dumb-dumb that I was still holding the pump on ^_^;

The skin has pretty much all peeled off my leg, and I expect the muscles to melt off in a few hours. But it's all cool, cause I took some aleve. And now I'm off to bed :)

[Khendon Sevon]

well, as long as it's all cool.

No worries then ;)

Wait... are you a mad lady? When are you going to a doctor or something?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:eek

Did you wash it off or something??

[Helenias Evenstar]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
:eek

Did you wash it off or something??

Kero aint that bad. Admittedly you wake up smelling like a hobo.... but it's not like she'll grow two heads or something.

But I'm not ruling out a penis and testicles.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Helenias Evenstar
But I'm not ruling out a penis and testicles.

:cry

[Wyl Staedtler]

Eww and ouch. How's the leg now?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I was worried about a rash and stuff, but amazingly nothing of the sort... err... I mean, it fell off while I was sleeping and I just put it in the mail for Shawn :)

[Zereth Lancer]

Can I have one of your arms, please? Since your bound to lose it anyways from some other freak accident. Or can you send me a toe, shawn?

[Crystal]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
I just put it in the mail for Shawn :)

Did you autograph it? If you did, it'll be worth more on e-bay.