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Sprocket Gearhead
Sep 3rd, 2005, 11:46:34 PM
JOB NEEDED

I am looking for someone to take in this character. He is an Ewok. Yes, big......or small shocker I'm sure. Another point is that he is a Tech Specialist, and would be very useful upon a ship. And he needs a job. Or at least, a ship to smuggle himself onto and then make himself useful......

You know those small crawl spaces where even the best droid mechanic can't get into? Send this guy in. It'll be fixed, or even modified in no time!

How 'bout a need for weapons modification? He can do it.

Need a good laugh? Hire him.

Need a date? Well, he needs a little training in that field, but if you ship flies that way, he'll try anything once...... (Except shaving. It gives him razor burn.)

In all seriousness, I created this character to have fun, and I don't want to smuggle in where he isn't needed or wanted, though the thought did cross my mind........

Thanks to all who read this. You will be commended, thought it will be in Ewok, so have the translators ready.........

*Coming soon, Translator Mouthpiece, just need parts.*

Daria Nytherciria
Sep 4th, 2005, 04:37:30 AM
What's your stance on Jedi? :)

Sprocket Gearhead
Sep 5th, 2005, 12:58:57 AM
*Translates in Ewok*

Take 'em or leave 'em. He just wants a place of employment where his skills are appreciated. And perhaps later he could take on a career as a Jedi, if his Force Sensitivity is high enough, or existant.

Daria Nytherciria
Sep 5th, 2005, 02:52:55 AM
I was more curious how he would feel working for/with one, as a mechanic on their ship ;)

Sprocket Gearhead
Sep 6th, 2005, 02:15:51 AM
*Translates yet again*

He would be happy to.....and if your lightsaber turns up missing, look for some modifications, and don't be livid with righteous Jedi fury.......

Now where does he sign up, and can it be more like him sneaking on the ship and then being discovered after some modifications are made and other mechanics' tools are missing? Or is it a "sign-up" sign-up? :)