I'm Baaaaack!

[Tiberius Anar]

Don't be scared little fuzy types. It's only I, your lovable and diabolical Chancellor. Afraid I've been out of touch for a while. I failed to make my excuses in advance- awfully poor form I know- and if you feel inclined to do so berate me for it. Hope I have not caused too much trouble for y'all- if so my most abject apologies. What's been happening? Fill me in. I hope you are all well.

[Khendon Sevon]

*Throws rocks* Stone the witch! Stone the witch!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I missed you :\

But now you're back and I'm happy :D

[Tear]

Was wondering where you went. Good to have you back bald one.

[Navaria Tarkin]

Yes, nice to see you back Anar! :)

[Darth Viscera]

welcome back anar


Originally posted by Tiberius Anar
What's been happening? Fill me in. I hope you are all well.

in the month that you were gone, we changed the tge layout

[Sudoku]

We sold all of your stuff and are renting your room out to a couple of scantily-clad co-eds :) [/Dae]

[Telan Desaria]

The Empire is now run by me and all male citizens in excellent shape and between the ages of 18 and 30 must take oaths of debauchery and report to the Grand Admiral's palace......


Muwhahaha.



Seriously, I am Grand Admiral, Khen = executor, and Visc has some title that eldues me. We need to do our thread, btw so pm me when you get a chance

[Tiberius Anar]

Righto.

Dae: Co-eds you say. Where?

[Telan Desaria]

No....only one sex - - men. And more men. Legions and legions of men. Oh the hilarity of it all.....

[Mandy with an I]

There are legions of hot men in the Empire now? Where do *I* sign up? :o

[Khendon Sevon]

*shoots Telan*

Damn. I was going to ask him what thread he was making reference to... oh well.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
There are legions of hot men in the Empire now? Where do *I* sign up? :o

No girls allowed :mad

[Telan Desaria]

*Returns from grave, haunts Khendon and makes cameo appearance in all of Executor's dreams*

Ah-hah - - - Visc I knew you were on my team..muwhaha




BTW - -Visc - -read the recruitment forum, there is a matter that needs your attention.

[Navaria Tarkin]

:|

Hey Bette, Miranda and Aliya are in the Empire ya know :mad

[Khendon Sevon]

*gets Freddie to torture Telan and repeatedly kill him in dreamland* Yay! I love my dreams!

By the way, Anar:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May your days be filled with sadistic Imperial laughter!

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
:|

Hey Bette, Miranda and Aliya are in the Empire ya know :mad

oh, well we'll grandfather you in then. but no new girls! this is the empire, not the GIRL empire! we have to focus on conquest and all that, not plan for dinner parties and having sleepovers and pillow fights! What are we, TSO?! :p


Originally posted by Telan Desaria
Ah-hah - - - Visc I knew you were on my team..muwhaha

:uhoh

[Khendon Sevon]

I wouldn't mind having a "sleep over" with several beautiful women... or pillow fights... or dinner parties...

Eh, Khendon (the character) might object... but, meh. My wants are more important than his.

[Telan Desaria]

HAHAH...Viscera/Khendon get to the bloody recruitment forum and post. Stop neglecting your dsuties

[Khendon Sevon]

Don't tell me what to do, Telan. *Shakes fist*

[Telan Desaria]

*shakes two fists.*


did I mention that Desaria has a crush on Sevon???

[Tear]

:x

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
*shakes two fists.*


did I mention that Desaria has a crush on Sevon???

R.I.P. Telan Desaria

Found castrated, frozen in carbonite, and tossed into the great pit of Carkoon in what is believed to be a suicide. May he find eternal peace in the hereafter.

[Telan Desaria]

*mysteriously added in spray paint*

But he lives on in the man always in his heart, the Great Man of the Federacy...

[Darth Viscera]

:rolleyes

[Telan Desaria]

HAH-HAH

[Khendon Sevon]

Don't make me sterilize you. *Gets out chainsaw*

[Telan Desaria]

so you're kinky too,......

[Leon Dagrelle]

Khendon has always been kinky, he has that look about him...

Look at his avatar...

[Tiberius Anar]

Wow, back one day and I cause this much havock. Good job I'm off again. (Well sort of) I have to visit family elsewhere in the country. I don't see them as often as I'd like now I am away at university. Be back soon though. Will be drafting stuff in the intervals between relations though so I'll have threads going as soon as I get back I hope.

Oh. Thanks for the birthday message Khen.

[Telan Desaria]

Sieg Kanzellor

*crowd* Sieg Kanzellor



Tiberius...I am sill waiting for my pm

[Khendon Sevon]

Telan, that wasn't half Imperial enough. Here:

Ziton Tien Executor!

*blaster sounds*

Amassed civilians: Ziton Tien Executor!

[Telan Desaria]

Ziton Tien???

[Travis North]

I'm not sure which language it is, I believe it may be French.

[Khendon Sevon]

No, it's Greek. You're thinking "tien" in french, which means "here", I believe.

Ziton Tien Ellatha <--- Long Live Greece

[Darth Viscera]

if those amassed civilians erupt into a chant of Ελευθερία ή Θάνατος then I'm going to have to oblige them.

[Khendon Sevon]

LOL! Under Imperial rule, that would be a bad thing for them to start chanting.

[Tear]

Hope you would be helping them with the latter..:rolleyes

[Telan Desaria]

Deutschland uber Alles



Rule Britannia



Gloria Imperium


those are the ones I enjoy hearing

[Tiberius Anar]

Right I am back and this time for an extended period.

Enough with the chants madness. We are here to secure the New Order not glorify ourselves and others! Argh!

Now, Telan, nota bene that I came in and I went out very quickly ergo no pm. But now I am going to deal with that very matter.

[Mandy with an I]

We all know Telans' chant is the one from Harold and Kumar....


"lap-daaaaaaaaaaance!" :D

[Telan Desaria]

only from pretty stormtroopers.

[Tiberius Anar]

Right: am off again. This time a week outside Florence. Sorry for any inconvenience this causes. Be good y'all!

[Karl Valten]

I need to speak to you on Yahoo about a thread once you get back.

[Telan Desaria]

Why not speak to me> Valten - Tear - all of you - -whatever happened to Naval-INQ interactions???

[Karl Valten]

Hmm...suppose we could do a thread where the INQ tries out that sepulchre-class ship...or something.

[Telan Desaria]

After all, you need us to get from place to place....and there are Rebels no doubt in the ranks of the Fleet.

BTW - -Kalr, are you interested in some overTIME as it were? I could use some help in the Tale of Fates thread. The Fretian systems are Imperial systems in revolt right now and the people I am taking from Raltiir will be used to crush it. IC, the INQ would be all over a rebellion...

[Tiberius Anar]

Ok. Back. Sunned and cultured- I don't want to step inside another palace or cathedral or church for a while. The latter I may need sooner than the former, but then as my Religion/Theology/Ethics master used to point out to my class:

"If you believe in God, have faith, accept the message given by God manifest as Jesus, take the seven sacraments and do good deeds you will all be saved by his Divine Grace. Except for Christopher, who is, of course, a schismatic, heathen, heretic whose punishment for adherence to the pseudo-Church that is the Anglican communion will be eternal damnation. No offence kidda, that's the breaks."

Oh the joys of Catholic Public School!

Anyhoo, enough of this merriment and frivolity. To business. Clue me in, give me the skinny, the straight dope the...[insert other slang here]. What's happening y'all.

I apologise too much Tuscan sun!

Teleran/Karl- name a time (post 1800 hrs GMT) and date and I shall present myself on yahoo.

[Telan Desaria]

1900hrs EST - you continue to forget about me.

The Raltiir intro is complete and now I continue the training of those units and begin their baptsim in battle.

Also - -you have totally neglected TRF - -you are still a Moff over there

[Karl Valten]

Hmm, I should be on around 2000-2600 hrs GMT today