CMJ
May 9th, 2005, 11:40:40 AM
I think some of you guys know my best friend is a cop back in Dallas. He sometimes writes me about his nights on duty. This is by far the funniest one he's ever sent. :lol :lol :lol
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Don't go to a known drug house
If you go to a known drug house, don't do so in a stolen vehicle
If you do go in a stolen vehicle, don't leave right in front of the police
If you do leave right in front of the police, don't look at them and then drive off extra fast
If you do drive off extra fast, don't run a stop sign
If you do run a stop sign, don't refuse to pull over when lights are flashing and sirens are going
If you do refuse to pull over, don't run the truck into a public park
If you do run into a public park, don't hit a tree
If you do hit a tree, don't cause the police car to rear-end you
If the police do rear-end you, call it a day and don't run away on foot
If you do run away on foot, don't run into the bushes and refuse to show the police your hands
If you do refuse to show the police your hands, don't be surprised when they point guns at you
If they do point guns at you, get on the ground NOW
If you don't get on the ground, don't be surprised if they throw you to the ground and cuff you
If they throw you to the ground and cuff you, don't try to pull away
If you do try to pull away, don't cry when your wrist gets broken
If you do cry when your wrist gets broken, don't be surprised when you get sent to Parkland
If you do get sent to Parkland, don't make up stories about chest and abdominal pain
If you do make up stories about chest and abdominal pain, don't be surprised when the catheter and rectal exam come...and then you go back to jail.
Pretty much, don't be stupid.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Don't go to a known drug house
If you go to a known drug house, don't do so in a stolen vehicle
If you do go in a stolen vehicle, don't leave right in front of the police
If you do leave right in front of the police, don't look at them and then drive off extra fast
If you do drive off extra fast, don't run a stop sign
If you do run a stop sign, don't refuse to pull over when lights are flashing and sirens are going
If you do refuse to pull over, don't run the truck into a public park
If you do run into a public park, don't hit a tree
If you do hit a tree, don't cause the police car to rear-end you
If the police do rear-end you, call it a day and don't run away on foot
If you do run away on foot, don't run into the bushes and refuse to show the police your hands
If you do refuse to show the police your hands, don't be surprised when they point guns at you
If they do point guns at you, get on the ground NOW
If you don't get on the ground, don't be surprised if they throw you to the ground and cuff you
If they throw you to the ground and cuff you, don't try to pull away
If you do try to pull away, don't cry when your wrist gets broken
If you do cry when your wrist gets broken, don't be surprised when you get sent to Parkland
If you do get sent to Parkland, don't make up stories about chest and abdominal pain
If you do make up stories about chest and abdominal pain, don't be surprised when the catheter and rectal exam come...and then you go back to jail.
Pretty much, don't be stupid.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol