The Let s'Il Get a Serval Campaign

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

This is something that I've talked with Charley about before, but have at every turn been squashed in my attempts to get my hands on. The first time I brought it up, he said the house would be divided up into East and West Germany if one of these creatures found its' way into my care. And I got East Germany. Why? Well, because it's general knowledge on the boards that I'm a communist and all-round freedom-hating individual. So of course I get East Germany. Of course I understand that communism is mostly a Russian thing, but beggers can't be choosers, I suppose.

Anyways, on to the big important stuff. After deciding it wouldn't be in my best interests to take over America using my super commie powers, I figured it'd be a logical next step to do my best to get my capitalist-hating red paws on a serval. I mean, they're so cute! Who wouldn't want one? So what if instead of spreading TP around the house like normal cats, they ate the whole roll? So they're bigger than me? Pfft. Everything is. Do I mind that they could possibly eat my couch for a midnight snack? Nawp. The thing was on sale at Wal-Mart anyways. No big loss there.

And so, with Charley's adamant nay-saying, I've decided to start a campaign. The Let s'Il Get a Serval Campaign.

And what campaign would be complete without pictures of the cute little bundles of love in question?

http://s93860457.onlinehome.us/servalcampaign/ZazuMyGirl0519.jpg

http://s93860457.onlinehome.us/servalcampaign/serval2.jpg

So there you have it. s'Il wants a serval :)

[Charley]

I will paint every stick of furniture in our house with a strychnine paste. I won't tolerate any gigantic furballs eating our stuff.

[Morgan Evanar]

Serval kittens are cute. The full grown ones are kinda funny lookin.

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by Charley
I will paint every stick of furniture in our house with a strychnine paste. I won't tolerate any gigantic furballs eating our stuff.


It would be worth her getting one to see this.

[Crystal]

Why are the kitties ears so huge?

http://img129.exs.cx/img129/9340/serval3ds.jpg

Why is the kitty so huge? :(

[AmazonBabe]

That's a lot of cat to love! I LOVE IT!

I give my full support in The Let s'Il Get a Serval Campaign!!! I'll even let s'Il borrow my sledgehammer to get her way!

(What? Did you expect anything else from me? :p )

[Silus Xilarian]

I'll just take it from her and hold it up really high.

If you hold a taco really high, she'll jump for it. Its utter hilarity

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

OMG I HATE YOU :verymad

[Silus Xilarian]

I know =]

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You just wait. That growth spurt is gonna be comin' along soon now. I can feel it :mad

[Silus Xilarian]

You've been saying that since I pushed you down in Sacramento.

[Sanis Prent]

I do accept bribes

<img src=http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=701115>

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hold on, I think I have 2 large lyin' around here somewhere...

[Sanis Prent]

Rock River Arms AR-15 upper & lower kit + Eotech holographic sight = $1,100

Your damn cat = $2,000-$7,000

I'm not being unreasonable

[Rhea Kaylen]

If a fellow girl, anywhere, anytime, needs support, signatures, cash, whatever, to get herself a cat, then I don't care who she is or what opposition stands in her way--I shall assist her! You have my full backing and considerable surliness to dissenters on your side, hon.

Besides, that is maybe the cutest kitten I've ever seen, and if Charley were ever to harm it, I would personally booby-trap his clothes.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

So much love for Rhea right here :love

[Sanis Prent]

Blah blah

[Natia Telcontar]

Get the cat. Everybody needs a fuzz ball with attitude. I've got two. I fully support you on getting your Sevrel.

[Sanis Prent]

She already has three fuzzballs, and they have too much attitude as it is.

[Natia Telcontar]

Well, she needs a fourth fuzzball with major attitude.

[Sanis Prent]

Well, she's either going to have to heavily bribe me (see above) or get a pre-fab storage shed for it to live in. I've seen what three cats can do to a house. Three and a giant would be crazy.

[Natia Telcontar]

Two are bad enough, especially when their sisters. And bribings not needed to bring in another kitty.

[Sanis Prent]

Yes, it is. I will make it disappear otherwise.

[Rhea Kaylen]

Hmmm...sounds like cruelty to animals, to me.

*dials number for ASPCA*

[Sanis Prent]

I don't have to hurt a cat to make it disappear.

[Rhea Kaylen]

Sounds like kidnapping, then. Do remember, anybody harms s'Il's serval, they get bombs in their boxers.

[Sanis Prent]

Don't bluff at my poker table, Sally.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Charley hasn't mentioned the frog he announced to me that he wanted. This thing is bigger than my hand, and eats mice and other frogs of the same size.

If he's allowed to have a giant frog, I'm allowed to have a giant cat :)

[Anbira Hicchoru]

Yeah but my pet only costs $20.

[Marga Alton]

Sounds fair, if Charley gets the giant frog, s'Il get's a giant kitty.

[Anbira Hicchoru]

I've made my case plain. If she gets me an AR-15 with an Eotech, then I will let her have a Serval. That's fair compensation.

[AmazonBabe]

:lol s'Il's serval would eat the frog!!!

[Anbira Hicchoru]

:( that isn't funny

[Pierce Tondry]

s'Il's serval would eat the gun. And her shoes. And maybe some of Charley's extra lard too.

... did I type that or just think it? (I kid, I kid!)

Those things do get big though. I saw a special on how they were being bred and imported and I remember seeing a picture of a serval sitting in a like a lazyboy chair and being too big for it.

[Lady Vader]

Hell! If s'Il gets a serval, I want a freakin' panther!!! :mad

[Rhea Kaylen]

It's just more love and furry goodness to go around. Unlike a giant frog, which cannot be cuddled, petted, hugged, kissed, or lounged with, all of which are just a few of the pluses to s'Il's getting a giant cat.

Also, it's been medically proven that cuddling and petting a housecat will lower human blood pressure. Just think how much healthier you'll be when you can cuddle and pet a giant housecat.

[Lady Vader]

Forget the frog. Get a gecko.

[Anbira Hicchoru]

Originally posted by Rhea Kaylen
It's just more love and furry goodness to go around. Unlike a giant frog, which cannot be cuddled, petted, hugged, kissed, or lounged with, all of which are just a few of the pluses to s'Il's getting a giant cat.

Also, it's been medically proven that cuddling and petting a housecat will lower human blood pressure. Just think how much healthier you'll be when you can cuddle and pet a giant housecat.

She's already got three cats and I have a golden retriever. If our blood pressure isn't going down, it never will. Besides, a mouse-eating frog is a far cooler pet per dollar spent.

[Mitch]

Could be worse. Could be a liger.

<img src=http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/pom/liger.jpg>

[AmazonBabe]

Why not just get her this kitty:

http://www.sw-fans.net/photopost/data/504/119cherno-kitty.jpg

[Slayn Cloak]

ferret?

[Silus Xilarian]

Also, before you start crusading for Christin, you have to understand the type of person she is.

If you give her an inch, she'll take 3 miles. If she were allowed a serval, next she would want Charley to let her vote or go outside during the day.

further, charley is the man of the house. If he wants a frog, then thats that. She should be happy that he's happy.

[AmazonBabe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Oh wait, you're serious?

.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Sad thing is I hardly ever go outside during the day as it is :(

I need a giant kitty to console me.

[Silus Xilarian]

you need to get in the kitchen and learn to cook something that doesnt involve Ramen

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I make a mean pepperjack chicken penne fettucini pasta dish, thank you :)

[Silus Xilarian]

So that proves you are capable of cooking. That debunks your original case. Instead of getting a serval, get a cookbook.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, it's not THAT hard to screw up a prefab Wal-Mart pasta dish.

[Silus Xilarian]

still goes against what you've said in the past. Get to it Betty Crocker.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I think you need to hush up before I'm forced to do mean things to you :mad

[Silus Xilarian]

i think i'll take my chances.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That's what Zasz did, and we both know what happened to him.

[Silus Xilarian]

i just wont let you in my house. You gassy demon.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I can't stop laughing now :lol

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by AmazonBabe
Why not just get her this kitty:

http://www.sw-fans.net/photopost/data/504/119cherno-kitty.jpg

But Facecat hasn't been funny in years.


Originally posted by s'Ilancy
I make a mean pepperjack chicken penne fettucini pasta dish, thank you :)

lol ;)

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
That's what Zasz did, and we both know what happened to him.



Originally posted by Silus Xilarian
i just wont let you in my house. You gassy demon.

....you triggered memories...

...the horror.

[Sanis Prent]

Wait, what happened?

[AmazonBabe]

*plunks down on floor, crosslegged*

STORYTIME!!!

[Zasz Grimm]

IT was when me and james went to her apartment in dallas (terran had like just left when I got there, the punk.)

Anyways, one night we were all asleep in that room that was about 100 degrees all the time (it was sooooo freakin hot in there)...anyways, I was sleeping, but during my sleep, I hear talking (james talks loud when he whispers)

So, I can no longer sleep. But I had to wizz. So, I got up and went to the bathroom....upon entering the bathroom I smelled the most foulest thing any human being could ever smell.

And I hear laughing. lots of it in the bedroom.

....beware the bombs christin can make...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, it's somewhat a comedy of massive errors and being in the wrong place at the totally wrong time ^_^;

[Zasz Grimm]

we had like soooo much taco bell that night too.

[Sanis Prent]

Gross. Don't ever poot when I'm over :mad

[Silus Xilarian]

And last time she was over here, she let one go in the car.

I had to get out and walk home. Dont ever give her beef jerky.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That is a dirty lie and you know it.

[Lady Vader]

s'Il, as much as i love you, maybe you shouldn't get a serval. Think of the poor serval. YOu might kill it!

I'm worried for your cats now. :(


















:p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

well, every now and then I get sick :(

But ultimately it's not the cats you should be worried about. I thought Skeletor's breath was bad until he gassed me away from the computer two weeks ago >_<