I wrote a song

[Anbira Hicchoru]

This is pointless. It was written to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy" and originated last week, when I ad-libbed the first stanza while my friend's family tried to find a liquor store in Orlando after hours. After we bought booze, I hung out at the pool and wrote it down.

My friends are taking me out for rum rum rum rum
They bought a fifth of Bacardi rum rum rum rum
They poured a glass for me of rum rum rum rum
I had no chaser for my rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
Now it's bottoms up for rum rum rum rum
In my tum

My tummy's burning from the rum rum rum rum
I'm seeing double from the rum rum rum rum
I hope I don't throw up the rum rum rum rum
My teeth are floating in the rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
I should've cut myself off of rum rum rum rum
My face is numb

The chick on the couch is drinking rum rum rum rum
She's looking better since the rum rum rum rum
I've got a chance thanks to the rum rum rum rum
I'm getting lucky with the rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
Did I just kiss moustache wet with rum rum rum rum
I need some gum

Her morning breath smells like the rum rum rum rum
My head is splitting from the rum rum rum rum
What did I do last night on rum rum rum rum
I'll never touch another drop of rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
rum rum rum rum
She looks like Tommy Chong without rum rum rum rum
Man that was dumb

[Morgan Evanar]

Oh you card :love

[Figrin D'an]

That is soooo getting pasted into a text file to save.

:cool

[Wei Wu Wei]

Wow. Congratulations, Charley. That's a new one that will go down in history. Kind of like that one song about beer they do to the scales.

Dough, the stuff that buys my beer,
Ray, the guy who pours my beer...

[Loki Ahmrah]

I need to memorise the words for this. It will get me through queues during the mad shopping rushes with the loathesome music in the background.

[AmazonBabe]

:lol


That is soooo getting pasted into a text file to save.

Amen to that. :)

[Razielle Alastor]

:lol

<3 my new fav..

[James Prent]

:D yay a new Christmas song!!

:mad HATE THE DRUMMER BOY SONG!!!

( yurs is cool tho )

[Vice]

:lol


FUNNY SONG