Joke....

[LifeOnCampus]

7 inches

A man entered his favourite restaurant and sat at his regular table. After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.

He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."

[Atreyu]

Force Power: Thread Necromancy

Hahaha I like! :eee :lol

January 30, 2009: A date that shall live in infamy - when Atreyu, Jedi Master, was accused of committing the heinous act of destroying Coruscant :cry

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Holy toledo. You win the thread dredgery of the century award :p

[TheHolo.Net]

I could/should run a SQL query to bury this again......

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I TRIPLE DOG DARE you

[TheHolo.Net]

I'm kinda drunk and SQL queries are dangerous.

<i>starts putting it together</i>

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

No good came come of this. You're such a nerd, doing such things whilst drunk.







... says the wino who is currently almost done with her first bottle

[Atreyu]

We're dooooooooooooooooooomed :uhoh

January 30, 2009: A date that shall live in infamy - when Atreyu, Jedi Master, was accused of committing the heinous act of destroying Coruscant :cry

[TheHolo.Net]

UPDATE thread WHERE threadid='295892' SET lastpost='FUCKING NEVER'

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Now see, you tease me with such words. Like some heartless beast you tease me. And you know what? I like it. I LIKE it. I beg for it and plead, and you simply skewer my desires so exquisitely. You're like some grotesque and macabre playwrite who delights in tormenting his actors upon the stage he has set.

You're the last true artist.

[TheHolo.Net]

<i>Spoooge</i>

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I wasn't done showering you with praises yet :(

[TheHolo.Net]

I'm a preemie, can't help it... ^_^;

[Darth Turbogeek]

Hey S'il, I could always shower you with baby goo :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Staying power, man. Staying power.

And I shower with water like normal people. Now, I'm not adverse to sharing however...

[TheHolo.Net]

Maybe in ten minutes I can go again.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Maybe in ten minutes I can go again.

Pfffft. Use the Force you old fart. It's the best thing since Viagra

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Just enought ime to pour another glass of wine!


edit - I hear luvetra is what the cool kids are using these days

[Darth Turbogeek]

Just enought ime to pour another glass of wine!


edit - I hear luvetra is what the cool kids are using these days

I use Denise Milani. One look at those boobies and I'm good to go.

[TheHolo.Net]

Just enought ime to pour another glass of wine!


edit - I hear luvetra is what the cool kids are using these days

I use Denise Milani. One look at those boobies and I'm good to go.And here I thought you were a few months older than me. :o

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

What is it about ta-tas and men???

[Darth Turbogeek]

What is it about ta-tas and men???

Oh no, not any ta-ta's. A BODACIOUS set of ta-ta's :D

[TheHolo.Net]

Thats right! He's single and I'm still married.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?

[Ilias Nytrau]

Only if you have three.

[TheHolo.Net]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?Liam &nbsp; &nbsp;

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh you witty man!

[TheHolo.Net]

Encouragement

[Darth Turbogeek]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?


Chelsea Charms.

YUCK

[Liam Jinn]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?Liam &nbsp; &nbsp;

I don't know how I was dragged into this... (Haha, I just thought about a giant bra, but that's not helping) I'm no Boob. Boobs. Bewb? I had a cat that said Bewwwwb once.

Why did you drag me into this?

[Ilias Nytrau]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?Liam

I don't know how I was dragged into this... (Haha, I just thought about a giant bra, but that's not helping) I'm no Boob. Boobs. Bewb? I had a cat that said Bewwwwb once.

Why did you drag me into this?

Lies! Lies and fabrications! He comes willingly. :lol

[TheHolo.Net]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?Liam &nbsp; &nbsp;

I don't know how I was dragged into this... (Haha, I just thought about a giant bra, but that's not helping) I'm no Boob. Boobs. Bewb? I had a cat that said Bewwwwb once.

Why did you drag me into this?You were a Jedi, I was a Sith. Need I say more?

[TheHolo.Net]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?Liam

I don't know how I was dragged into this... (Haha, I just thought about a giant bra, but that's not helping) I'm no Boob. Boobs. Bewb? I had a cat that said Bewwwwb once.

Why did you drag me into this?

Lies! Lies and fabrications! He comes willingly. :lolYes, I agree. :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well yeah. I like to think that I offer at least something. I mean, it's so hard to do the right thing these days, what with how fickle our society is; not to mention litigation happy. It's always good to encourage rather than discourage.

That and listening to Lords of Acid - pussy doesn't help AT ALL

[Atreyu]

...

Isn't anyone going to comment on the OP's joke? :(

January 30, 2009: A date that shall live in infamy - when Atreyu, Jedi Master, was accused of committing the heinous act of destroying Coruscant :cry

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

the current conversation is FAR more stimulating :)

[Liam Jinn]

Funny Joke. :)

And I may come willingly, but getting me to leave willingly is a different story.

[TheHolo.Net]

the current conversation is FAR more stimulating :)Ohh baby.... I'm almost ready again.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That's what I like to hear.

[TheHolo.Net]

Slower, slower, slower

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

that's a good boy *pat pat*

[TheHolo.Net]

No! No! No! No touching yet!

[Liam Jinn]

No! No! No! No touching yet!

The stiffy med hasn't kicked in yet?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

What the... but touching is half the fun!

[TheHolo.Net]

Thoroughly hijacked!!! <img src=http://meras.org/forum/images/smilies/smash.gif>

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ahhhh, the euphoric afterglow of a successful hijacking *bask*

[TheHolo.Net]

<i>as is typical</i>

:zzz

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm not afraid to admit that that course of action is my normal M.O.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Geez we aint had a decent tread wreck in a loooooong time!

[Morgan Evanar]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?Yes.

[Darth Turbogeek]

is there such a thing as a boob too big?Yes.

Ah yes, I think we will have to have a scientific survey to see if this is indeed true. Do we have a volunteer to begin with?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm not allowed :(

[Wei Wu Wei]

If it's only one boob, then yes. That just looks weird. Both boobs of the same size, and I'm not sure they can get too big.

[Darth Turbogeek]

I'm not allowed :(

That's okay, we'll get Charley to check them out for us. And give them a goooooood feel for firmness and perkyness

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh I'm sure he'll be happy to oblige :p

[Wei Wu Wei]

Who doesn't like B:):)BS

[Charley]

Not to be all white knight and shit, but she is my wife guys.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Not to be all white knight and shit, but she is my wife guys.

So why do you think we asked for YOU to do the boob testing on her?

[Morgan Evanar]

Not to be all white knight and shit, but she is my wife guys.
That's polite for "Mark, stop being an ass."

[Charley]

That's not publically-traded information. Trade secret y'know.

Besides, that's how I say hello.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Not to be all white knight and shit, but she is my wife guys.
That's polite for "Mark, stop being an ass."

You know I dont respond to polite. I do respond to :twak

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Denise Milani

[Darth Turbogeek]

Denise Milani


Excuse me, I have clue juice that needs removing. BRB

[Lilaena De'Ville]

O_o I leave for one evening and LOOK AT THIS MESS!

*checks under shoe* What the hell?!

[Wyl Staedtler]

Kids these days, Holly. They're just wild. I blame MTV.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Me too. You'd never have this sort of lewdness on the radio.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Me too. You'd never have this sort of lewdness on the radio.

You never listened to Groucho Marx in What's My Line or Peter Sellers in The Goon Show or........

[Darven]

Okay, next time something like this goes down - someone bloody well wake me!!!

[TheHolo.Net]

Sorry Charlie, only meant as harmless humor while in a drunk stupor. ^_^;

[Dasquian Belargic]

...this thread has BLOWN MY MIND.

[Pierce Tondry]

Hey guys whats going on in this threa WHOA WHOA WHOA SHITS GONE CRAAAAZY

[General Dan]

Sorry Charlie, only meant as harmless humor while in a drunk stupor. ^_^;

I knew you guys weren't being serious, it was just straying a bit weird.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Wow. I haven't seen a thread explode like that in aaaages O_O

[Dasquian Belargic]

Just goes to show, we've still got the madness in us.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Yup. Magic ingredient is alcohol it seems.

[Banner Laverick]

And no swear filter.

More than a handful is too much boob. The rest is a damn waste. :P


E - more than a handful is a must on guys though, and I'm not talking about man-boobs. XD

[Morgan Evanar]

And no swear filter.

More than a handful is too much boob. The rest is a damn waste. :P


E - more than a handful is a most on guys though, and I'm not talking about man-boobs. XDI have big hands. :)

[Captain Untouchable]

I never got why you get DD and FF as cup sizes, but no doubles of B, C, or whatever. Was it some Welsh guy that came up with it, or something?

[Xavier Synik]

I never got why you get DD and FF as cup sizes, but no doubles of B, C, or whatever. Was it some Welsh guy that came up with it, or something?

Probably... more then that... Probably a Welsh guy with a stutter...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Yup. Magic ingredient is alcohol it seems.

The magic ingredient is... Ogre! :eee