restructuring

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I have decided, after much deliberation (Akrabbim helped), to help alleviate the confusion i constantly have when referring to those in the Empire. Seeing as how I am a self-proclaimed redneck, and most currently now a reb (thanks charley :) ), I'm going to the root of the situation and fixing the problem.

I am going to rename all of you. EACH and EVERY one of you.



Sovereignty

Tiberius Anar - Sergio

Telan Desaria - Raul

Jarek Tchort - Lupe

Teleran Balades - Pablo

Veelin Tossek - Biscuit Bandolier

R. S. Esalis - Josephina

Tear - Fernando

Leon Dagrelle - Juan

Travis North - Paco

Transil Gantar - Ricardo

Julius Patton - Julio - Massively AWOL

Matthaeus Xulian - The Verde Vaquero

Aegis Du' Caat - Señor Chavez



Federacy

Khendon Sevon - Pancho

Sean Piett - Jesus

Kyle Raiden - Jeffe el gone-o

Mal Laah - Paulo

Jake Snake - Marco

Wes Lorrani - Popito



misc

Darth Viscera - Pepe

Stelash'lit'nuruodo - Gomez




This list will be updated as more people join up.

[Travis North]

LMAO hahahaha Fernando, Biscuit Bandolier.

[Tear]

You laughin at me boy?

[Travis North]

Hey Its Paco. And yes I am. Hahahahaha Fernando. Ah crap I got that song stuck in my head. Just that one line over and over. Must listen to a better song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dubdub.php).

[Akrabbim]

Granted, I'm prolly not the Imperial type. However, I'd greatly enjoy a nickname.

The main thing is, though, that I wanna see my CT.

[Jarek T'chort]

Awesome. :-\

[Tear]

*points at Jarek and tries to hold back the laughter.* Field marshall...Lupe..

*Punches Travis* Ill burninate you..

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

aahhh, my boys ^_^

[Travis North]

Oh burninate this. *Throws a marshmellow at Fernando* Fernando ahahahahahaha

*Salutes Jarek*

Field Marshal Lupe, sir.

I beleive since we all have Spanish name's now, we should give S'il her own. Any suggestions?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I am the rabid ferret what protects you all

[Travis North]

She used capitols. *Stands in aww*

[Khendon Sevon]

So... I'm named after a guy who repeatedly invaded American and couldn't be captured?

Cool.

[STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

Im just going to call her Chica

Hey Chica,

[Sean Piett]

this is obscenly cool

[Teleran Balades]

This is almost a crazy as our nick names for hockey.

I love it Captain Pablo at your service.

[Telan Desaria]

I want to be Alejandro Miguel Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna

[Teleran Balades]

And why do you get a choice? And don't pull any of the Grand admiral seniority junk....sir.:p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
I want to be Alejandro Miguel Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna


That's a big fat NEGATIVE, mi amigo :)

[Sean Piett]

I won this contest so bad.

[Tiberius Anar]

Ah the big JC is in the house!

[Mandy with an I]

Where's mine? :cry

[Telan Desaria]

You're not Imperial enough.l

[Mandy with an I]

I am so!

*struts around all Imperial-like!*

:mischief

Look! I even found the perfect <a href=http://www.tiscali.co.uk/shopping/galleries/dressing_up_costumes/medium/2.html>uniform</a>!

[Darth Viscera]

mmm, fishnet stockings.

I think you're up for a transfer, young lady.

[Khendon Sevon]

Now, my question is:

Why would you know exactly where that site is ;) and don't say you googled it! We all know it's in your favorites :p

[Mandy with an I]

I did google it! :cry

I think all the male Imperials should wear uniforms like that. Minus the stockings and the shirt ;)

hooray! I have a ct name! :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you look like a rosarita :)

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
I did google it! :cry

I think all the male Imperials should wear uniforms like that. Minus the stockings and the shirt ;)

hooray! I have a ct name! :)

so you want the imperial uniform to be...hot pants and a hat.

fearsome to behold!

though knowing the jedi, that sort of uniform just might work.

[Mandy with an I]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
so you want the imperial uniform to be...hot pants and a hat.

fearsome to behold!

though knowing the jedi, that sort of uniform just might work.

I'd be afraid of ball-slippage if it was the Imperial uniform >_< lmao

[Darth Viscera]

so why do you want male imperials to wear that uniform if you're afraid of ball slippage? you're confusing me o.O

[Tear]

Shes a woman Viscera they arent meant to be understood. Just smile and nod...;)

[Travis North]

Hmmm perhaps someone should design a new Imperial uniform. Or at least an alternate uniform.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

fernando has the right idea :)

paco, as long as these new uniforms show off imperial butts like the old ones, then i have no problem





















imperial butts drive me nuts :p

[Darth Viscera]

:rolleyes

only a woman could take a finely tuned war machine, a depiction of martial beauty if there ever was one, and say "it needs a nice butt".

[Tiberius Anar]

Oh my!

[Travis North]

I got it the uniforms of the troopers from Spaceballs. I can't find an image though.

[Teleran Balades]

You will not stick me in one of those, but I have to admit the glossy black is a bit shnazzy.

I tried googling a picture, but could only find the helmets. I'm a horrible googler:cry

[Mandy with an I]

We need more nice butts in the world. Maybe you could all wear those little Adidas short-shorts. :p

[Khendon Sevon]

*blink*
*blink*
I'm going to stick to my diesel jeans, thanks.

[Telan Desaria]

Nothing says Imperial like jackboots and breaches.

[Mandy with an I]

Pancho - pics plz. We'll need to see you in those jeans before we can make a decision them ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I saw Pancho's pants :)

and jackboots and breaches don't do it for me unless theres a nice firm tush inside ;)

[Mandy with an I]

Can S'Il and I become the Offical Imperial Bum Inspectors? :)

"I'm sorry, we can't let you into the Imperial navy untill you have buns of steel!"

*plots* :mischief

[Sean Piett]

Ready for inspection, ma'am.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Piett is my special case - all mine :)

[Telan Desaria]

I have been told I have a sufficient posterior.

[Tiberius Anar]

Delicately put.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

alright boys, bare 'em

surprise inspection today :D

[Travis North]

Oh fine. If you must.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thats cute :p

I should make it your ct

[Teleran Balades]

She'd do it, just look at Dae's CT, I love it.

[Travis North]

Hmmm...

[Telan Desaria]

*drops jodphurs

[Darth Viscera]

we should have restricted female access to the empire to hollie. they're going to turn us from a fearsome, omniscient military force to chippindales :cry

[Khendon Sevon]

*takes out baton and cuffs and pulls S'il and Dae towards him* I have no clue what you're talking about, Visc.

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
we should have restricted female access to the empire to hollie. they're going to turn us from a fearsome, omniscient military force to chippindales :cry


Why do you think i run like hell every time S'il, Dae, or some other female shows up.

[Mandy with an I]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
*takes out baton and cuffs and pulls S'il and Dae towards him*

Kinky!!!

And don't give us any ideas, Visc! ;)

[Darth Viscera]

oh, you're incorrigible!

[Mandy with an I]

I wish I could use <a href=http://sw-fans.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=643554>this "Dae" animation</a> as my offical Imperial avatar though :(

[Darth Viscera]

"you do not have permission to access this page" wouldn't make a very good avatar

[Sean Piett]

I think it would be totally hot

[Tiberius Anar]

*raises eyebrow*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you're just a dirty old man, Sergio. Admit it





and with that, I'm off to Alabama. Again :|

[Travis North]

Hmm...

[Telan Desaria]

this woman wreaks such havoc with my empire....

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
and with that, I'm off to Alabama. Again :|

To lose another drinking contest against charley?

[Telan Desaria]

anyone who voluntarily enters a state famous for its civil disobedience, wretched temperatures and unbearable humidity should be committed

[Travis North]

..... Commited to drinking beer, and being Hutt like.

Doesn't sound that bad.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

To lose another drinking contest against charley?

ha, no. It's a long story, but no. Not to drink with Charley.



anyone who voluntarily enters a state famous for its civil disobedience, wretched temperatures and unbearable humidity should be committed

that's funny coming from you




..... Commited to drinking beer, and being Hutt like.

are you calling me fat?!

[Tiberius Anar]

No. He's calling you slovenly.

[Tiberius Anar]

And mean

[Tiberius Anar]

And ill tempered

[Tiberius Anar]

And also, possibly...fat. But mainly slovenly.

[Travis North]

I meant lounging around and having somewhat a constent party going on.

And I'm sorry if you took it as an insult. It wasn't meant to be.

[Tiberius Anar]

Hey. I'm just joshing with ya!

He meant you were slimy, S'il. Like me, only not in such a good way.

[Travis North]

You know if you stab a man in the dead of winter steam will rise up out of the body........ Indians used to think it was the spirit escaping.

I had nothing to say and Wayne's World is on.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm not mad, silly :p

[Sean Piett]

All this talk of slime and dirty old men has gotten me quite....

(next poster gets end my sentence)

PS: sexily

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

All this talk of slime and dirty old men has gotten me quite....

... hot on the Lupine lady

[Sean Piett]

:lol

Game, set, match

[Christopher Munro]

:wave

Hi there. I have a question. With these spanish/mexican name things, do they belong to the character, or the user? If the later is true, then I guess I'm still Jeffe. But if its not...does that mean I get a new name? :)

[Khendon Sevon]

Who in the blue hell are you?

[Travis North]

Haha Khendon's minion has joined the Sov haha.

He's Kyle.

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
Who in the blue hell are you?

Pfft everyone knows hell is orange/red.

[Christopher Munro]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
Who in the blue hell are you?
I'm an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a lie, wrapped in a slightly more confusing enigma, wrapped in a newspaper from two weeks ago, wrapped in bubblewrap, wrapped in very fetching silver wrapping paper, tied up with a pink ribbon. Oh, and the pink ribbon has little sliver sparkley bits on it.



Originally posted by Travis North
Haha Khendon's minion has joined the Sov haha.

He's Kyle.
Yes...except for at the weekends. As soon as the clock strikes midnight at the end of Friday, I become the fearsome, the incredible, the awe-inspiring...

...Shelly.

[Christopher Munro]

*awe-struck silence*







Edit (some time later):

Salvador. And 'dude'. Cool...

[Travis North]

*Cricket noises*

Paco still sounds better IMO.

All hail Paco.

[Serena Laran]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
we should have restricted female access to the empire to hollie. they're going to turn us from a fearsome, omniscient military force to chippindales :cry

LMAO I only just now read this :lol

[Teleran Balades]

THREAD NECROMANCY!!!!

Stay dead already.

*beats thread with the Gloden Wrench of Power*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm updating the list, doofus :p

[Travis North]

Paco pwns you all....... Still.

[Seyli Hsa]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades
THREAD NECROMANCY!!!!

Stay dead already.

*beats thread with the Gloden Wrench of Power*

*eats the wrench*

[Garth Carvey]

Hey is this the thread where we ask for those little title things below the name? If so. Could I get mine to say Uber Trooper.

[Teleran Balades]

Whoa there. Give it some time and make a name for yourself first.

S'il will want to corrupt you before she gives you a CT.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

O_O

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by Seyli Hsa
*eats the wrench*

You know. Your the first person that has come up with a way to completly destroy my wrench.

[Garth Carvey]

I have made a name for myself. It's Garth and he is Uber Trooper.

And what's with this wrench, the O_O, and corruption from a Bride look a like. I was only asking for a title. You sure are Imperialists.

[Travis North]

Uber n00ber is more like it.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Garth Carvey
I have made a name for myself. It's Garth and he is Uber Trooper.

And what's with this wrench, the O_O, and corruption from a Bride look a like. I was only asking for a title. You sure are Imperialists.

I think you misunderstand. By 'making a name for yourself', you have to get a few RP's under your belt. Get some experience.

And I would hope things seem Imperialist. Seeing as how, you know, these are the Imperial forums :rolleyes

[Jarek T'chort]

Hey hey don't scare away my new guy. But yeah, you need some experience - couple of rps under your belt as s'Il says.

[Garth Carvey]

Why would I be scared of a Penuts character with a sword?

As for RPs under my belt, I have plenty on other forums. Now if you wish to see my work I would gladly take part in any thread you require an Imperial trooper. That is once I'm recruited.

[Travis North]

I'll believe it when I see it whitey

[Garth Carvey]

Hey I'd post a link but the site I used to be on has been removed by it's operator. Mr. Jeenius... I'm surprised the person who wrote that can RP.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Garth Carvey
Why would I be scared of a Penuts character with a sword?

Because I'm the admin of this forum.


As for RPs under my belt, I have plenty on other forums. Now if you wish to see my work I would gladly take part in any thread you require an Imperial trooper. That is once I'm recruited.

I'm not questioning your ability to RP, I'm telling you that in this particular incarnation of the Star Wars galaxy, it is the general rule that you build your character from the ground up. Every one of the people here has started from the bottom and worked their way up the chain of command.


Originally posted by Garth Carvey
Mr. Jeenius... I'm surprised the person who wrote that can RP.

I wrote that, and yes. I can roleplay.

[Garth Carvey]

Okay I had my fun....

[Travis North]

I am Garth. Subtle hints were everywhere. The TIE fighter the SWG screenshot images... Muahahah And I'm sorry if I upset you. I had Tel laughing..

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Looks like I'll be taking the naked lady playing cards I got you for Christmas back to the store.

















But yes, you had me hook, line, and sinker, you jerkface :p

[Teleran Balades]

At first he had me ticked off. But when he PMed my I reread all the posts concerning Garth. It was rely amusing to look at it from Travis's POV.

P.S.- Do I get playing cards? I'll give you the keys for Jarek's liqour cabinet.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

How did you get the keys to his liquor cabinet?

[Teleran Balades]

uh...that's a good question....um...I borrowed them while he was out at one of those aristocracy dinner party things...yeah..that's how I got them. Only thing is I kinda, possibly snuck into his house while he was gone.

[Jarek T'chort]

Oh. So I don't have a cool new guy?


Jarek is a sad panda.


P.S.- Do I get playing cards? I'll give you the keys for Jarek's liqour cabinet.

Doubly sad panda. :(

But s'Il getting mad = rotflcopter

[Travis North]

Well at first this whole plot had nothing to do with this thread what so ever. Originally I just wanted to have an army chracater but knowing I was already accepted here, I most likely wouldn't have had to do an application, but I like doing applications and such so before it got underway I would show no connection between me and Garth. Coming to this thread was a joke. I had to play the upstart n00b, to through you all off. The whole making fun of you was just to see if you would make a connection either by the hints or IP searching. Getting you angry made me feel bad :( So I stopped and revealed myself. Calling myself a n00b though was Jeenius. That threw any chance of myself bieng linked out the window.

Well I may get nothing for X-Mas but....

Things to do:
-Prank Imperials - Check
-Prank S'il - Check
-Make a sig - Check
-Join the army - Check
-Have it go as planned - Nope

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Jarek T'chort
But s'Il getting mad = rotflcopter

Hmph. It won't be so roflcoptery when I get my keister over the pond to show you how an American girl fights, Mister >D




Travis, you play a very convincing newb. Job well done :)

[Travis North]

I pride myself on my abilities. That is mainly the type of n00b I delt with on the game server except multiplied.

[Mahi Mahi]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades
You know. Your the first person that has come up with a way to completly destroy my wrench.

duh.

*pokes Teley*

[Telan Desaria]

I am so confused.

[Sudoku]

I just read this now....



"lol"[/Dae]

And we do not need more Shonen AI >_<

[Tear]

Nicely done Travis. Nicely done. *golf clap*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That looks like yaoi to me o_O