The Last Long Countdown [Archive] - Page 2

Darth McBain

Dec 10th, 2002, 08:19:44 AM

922 days left...

"How did my father die?"
> "A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."

Darth McBain

Dec 11th, 2002, 08:05:58 AM

921 days to go

"So what I told you was true. From a certain point of view."

JMK

Dec 12th, 2002, 09:46:21 AM

920 days left

"Surely if they wanted our help they would have asked for it, hmm?"

Darth McBain

Dec 13th, 2002, 07:52:05 AM

919...

"It's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight..."

Jedieb

Dec 14th, 2002, 10:37:10 AM

918 Days To Go
"I don't know where you get your delusions lazerbrain!"

Jedieb

Dec 16th, 2002, 07:30:28 AM

Sunday
917 Days To Go
"Yub Yub."

Monday
916 Days To Go
"E-chu ta!"

Darth McBain

Dec 17th, 2002, 08:08:27 AM

915 days to go...

"You will go to the Dagobah System. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me."

Darth McBain

Dec 18th, 2002, 08:50:14 AM

The days left number 914...

"And I thought they smelled bad out the outside!"

Darth McBain

Dec 19th, 2002, 08:32:15 AM

913 days...

"It may be difficult to secure your release..."

Jedieb

Dec 20th, 2002, 09:49:20 AM

912 Days To Go
"Leave that to me."

Jedieb

Dec 21st, 2002, 05:15:30 PM

911 Days To Go
"NOOOOOOO!!!! That's impossible!"

sirdizzy

Dec 22nd, 2002, 02:24:59 AM

910 days to go

"together as father and son we can rule the galaxy"

Jamel Croko'yn

Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:27:37 AM

Hehe, a long time to go, but we'll all make it....mmmmmmmhmmm

Admiral Lebron

Dec 23rd, 2002, 01:17:42 AM

909 to go..

YUB YUB

CMJ

Dec 24th, 2002, 08:46:44 AM

908 days away(this is my first post here in months!).

Happy Holidays everyone!

Jedieb

Dec 25th, 2002, 07:25:53 PM

907 Days To Go
"I can't take Dooku alone!"

Darth McBain

Dec 26th, 2002, 09:26:58 AM

906 days to go...

"Come boy... See for yourself..."

Darth McBain

Dec 27th, 2002, 10:00:49 AM

905 days to go until Ep. III...

"G'Morning... Nice of you fellas to drop by..."

Darth McBain

Dec 28th, 2002, 07:07:02 PM

904...

"Echo Base... This is Rogue 2... I've found them, repeat, I've found them."

Jedieb

Dec 29th, 2002, 11:35:55 AM

903 Days To Go
"And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside."

Darth McBain

Dec 30th, 2002, 08:08:19 AM

902...

"You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark..."

Jedieb

Dec 31st, 2002, 08:40:33 AM

901 Days To Go
"Asteroids do not concern me Admiral."

Jedieb

Jan 1st, 2003, 07:04:36 PM

900 Days To Go
"The Force wil be with you, always."

Darth McBain

Jan 2nd, 2003, 08:56:55 AM

We're into the 800's...

899 days to go...

"You're all clear kid, now lets blow this thing and go home"

Jedieb

Jan 3rd, 2003, 09:44:31 AM

898 Days To Go
"...you're having delusions of granduer!"

Jedi_Psyche

Jan 4th, 2003, 12:43:36 AM

897 Days To Go!! :):)

That's no moon. It's a space station.

Jedieb

Jan 4th, 2003, 11:02:10 PM

896 Days To Go
"They'll be no stopping us this time!"

Darth McBain

Jan 6th, 2003, 09:46:26 AM

895...

"Terminate her. Immediately!"

Darth McBain

Jan 7th, 2003, 08:38:25 AM

894 day to go...

"Ohhh... Father, powerful Jedi was he. Mmmm... Powerful Jedi..."

Thrane

Jan 8th, 2003, 07:14:32 AM

Only 893 days left!

"This is tense!"

Thrane

Jan 9th, 2003, 07:39:31 AM

Down to 892!

"Look at the size of that thing!"

Jedieb

Jan 10th, 2003, 07:49:05 AM

891 Days To Go
"Then I'll see you in Hell!"

Thrane

Jan 11th, 2003, 12:59:13 PM

890 days left....

"There is...another....Sky....walker...."

Thrane

Jan 12th, 2003, 12:35:27 PM

889

"Looks like I'm going nowhere."

JMK

Jan 12th, 2003, 11:25:38 PM

888 days left.

"I'm scrap"

Darth McBain

Jan 14th, 2003, 08:27:51 AM

887...

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
> " Your faith in your friends is yours."

Thrane

Jan 15th, 2003, 07:28:42 AM

886 days left

"From here you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance, and the end of your insignificant rebellion."

Darth McBain

Jan 16th, 2003, 07:50:08 AM

885...

"OW!!! Phoeey!!!"

Darth McBain

Jan 17th, 2003, 12:45:00 PM

884...

"I've done all I can. I'm sorry I couldn't do better but I have my own problems."
> "Yeah. You're a real hero..."

Darth McBain

Jan 18th, 2003, 12:35:38 PM

883 days until Ep. III

"Heydey ho dere Captain Tarpals... Messa back!"

Jedi_Psyche

Jan 19th, 2003, 12:27:54 AM

882 days left !!

"Who is more foolish- the fool or the fool who follows him?"

:crack :rollin :lol

Darth McBain

Jan 20th, 2003, 09:22:14 AM

881 days left...

"Jabba. This is your last chance. Free us, or die..."

Thrane

Jan 21st, 2003, 07:30:39 AM

880 days left!

"What's that flashing!?"

Darth McBain

Jan 22nd, 2003, 08:25:37 AM

879 days to go...

"You can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting"

GraNi NaColu

Jan 22nd, 2003, 05:21:52 PM

Only 853 days left.

"Not too much longer." ;)

Thrane

Jan 23rd, 2003, 10:34:42 PM

878 days left till Ep. 3

"What a piece of junk!"

sirdizzy

Jan 23rd, 2003, 11:09:30 PM

877

"but shes got it where it counts"

Jedieb

Jan 25th, 2003, 03:10:39 PM

876 Days To Go
"I am a slow learner."

sirdizzy

Jan 25th, 2003, 11:57:05 PM

875 days to go
boring conversation anyways

Darth McBain

Jan 27th, 2003, 08:16:49 AM

874...

"Possible? Why don't you find out - Its getting dark out there!"

Jedieb

Jan 28th, 2003, 09:04:19 AM

873 Days To Go
"Then I'll see you in HELL!"

Darth McBain

Jan 29th, 2003, 08:52:58 AM

872 days left...

"These aren't the droids we're looking for..."

Jedieb

Jan 30th, 2003, 12:48:46 PM

871 Days To Go
"I have you now!"

sirdizzy

Jan 30th, 2003, 11:02:23 PM

870 days to go

"He certaintly has courage. What good will it do him if it gets him killed"

Admiral Lebron

Feb 1st, 2003, 07:50:41 AM

869

"Good shot Jensan!"

Darth McBain

Feb 3rd, 2003, 08:46:53 AM

868 as of Sunday...

"He told me enough. He told me you killed him!"

867 today...

"No. I am your father"

Darth McBain

Feb 4th, 2003, 08:43:55 AM

866 days to go...

"You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark."

Jedieb

Feb 5th, 2003, 10:13:33 AM

865 Days To Go
"Our first catch of the day."

Darth McBain

Feb 6th, 2003, 09:04:19 AM

864...

"Stay on target... Stay on target...."

Jedieb

Feb 7th, 2003, 09:48:55 AM

863 Days To Go
"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought no board."

GraNi NaColu

Feb 7th, 2003, 10:51:03 AM

*whistles and twirls thumbs*

"Only 862 days."

Jedieb

Feb 9th, 2003, 09:35:30 AM

861 Days To Go (We had a double post on Friday.)

"The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen."

sirdizzy

Feb 10th, 2003, 12:09:18 AM

860 days to go

"wipe them out, alllllll of them"

Jedieb

Feb 11th, 2003, 09:26:12 AM

859 Days To Go
"Aim above the fuel cells."

Jedi Master Carr

Feb 12th, 2003, 01:02:01 AM

Been a long time for me
858 Days to go
"Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi."

Jamel Croko'yn

Feb 12th, 2003, 06:41:16 PM

857

"You still have much to learn."

CMJ

Feb 13th, 2003, 09:38:05 AM

856 days away...

"And I'll return, I promise."

CMJ

Feb 14th, 2003, 10:01:03 AM

855 away...

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is."

Jedi Master Carr

Feb 15th, 2003, 12:05:36 AM

Jamel back there made a mistake, I posted 858 on Wed and I guess he didn't see I had done it and posted 857 so it should now be 855 days to go.
"There is always a bigger fish."

Admiral Lebron

Feb 16th, 2003, 01:06:26 AM

854?

Do or do not, there is no try!

JMK

Feb 17th, 2003, 04:45:28 PM

853 days left
"And sacrifice Han and Leia?"

Darth McBain

Feb 18th, 2003, 09:07:07 AM

852

If you honor what they fight for... Yes...

Darth McBain

Feb 19th, 2003, 08:36:16 AM

851...

"Father, PLEASE!!! Help me!!!"

Jedieb

Feb 20th, 2003, 10:15:55 AM

850 Days To Go
"This will be a day long remembered."

Darth McBain

Feb 21st, 2003, 08:47:01 AM

849...

"I'm taking an awful risk Vader. This had better work."

Jedieb

Feb 22nd, 2003, 02:21:55 PM

848 Days To Go
"You will be a Jedi. I promise."

Darth McBain

Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:20:19 PM

847 days left...

"What do you think of her?"
> "Tryin' not to kid..."

Admiral Lebron

Feb 24th, 2003, 06:42:37 AM

846 days

"Goodness gracious me!"

Darth McBain

Feb 25th, 2003, 08:33:04 AM

845 days left until Episode III...

"What makes you think there are settlements over there?"

Darth McBain

Feb 26th, 2003, 11:54:25 AM

844 days remain

"Tell us NOW!!!"

Admiral Lebron

Feb 26th, 2003, 11:01:34 PM

843 days left..

"Lost a planet Master Obi-wan has."

Admiral Lebron

Feb 27th, 2003, 11:33:55 PM

842 days left

"Run Luke, Run!"

Admiral Lebron

Mar 2nd, 2003, 01:40:03 AM

841 days to go...

"If it isn't in the archive it doesn't exist."

Admiral Lebron

Mar 2nd, 2003, 01:40:30 AM

840 days to go..

"Luke, I am your father."

JMK

Mar 3rd, 2003, 08:28:29 AM

839 days left

"Turn her around! I said turn her around! I'm gonna put all power in the front shields!"

Darth McBain

Mar 4th, 2003, 08:40:33 AM

838 days left...

"And you thought it was pretty here..."

Darth McBain

Mar 5th, 2003, 08:27:48 AM

837 days left...

"Well, the bounty hunter we ran into in Ord Mantell changed my mind."

Jedieb

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:49:54 AM

836 Days To Go
"Prepare for.....LUDICROUS SPEED!"
Sorry, I meant; "We're losing our deflector shield. Go strap yourself in, I'm going to make the jump to light speed.."

Darth McBain

Mar 7th, 2003, 07:54:57 AM

835 days left...

"Back door, huh? Good idea..."

JMK

Mar 8th, 2003, 01:22:50 PM

838 days left

"The Jundland Wastes are not to be travelled lightly"

JMK

Mar 10th, 2003, 08:47:51 AM

836 days left (we forgot yesterday)

"So, what do you think of her Han?"
"Trying not to kid"

Darth McBain

Mar 11th, 2003, 08:21:38 AM

835 days... (Did we bump up the # JMK?)

"Sir, I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. This signal is not used by the Alliance. It could be an Imperial Code."

Jedieb

Mar 13th, 2003, 06:14:46 PM

Wednesday
834 Days To Go
"Who's scruffy lookin'?"
Thursday
833 Days To Go
"What a wonderful smell you've discovered!"

Darth McBain

Mar 14th, 2003, 08:57:01 AM

832 days to go...

"Don't threaten us with your sorceror's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the missing data tapes... Or given you clairvoyance to *ARGH*"

> "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

JMK

Mar 15th, 2003, 05:00:38 PM

831 days to go.

"It may be difficult to secure your release"

Darth McBain

Mar 16th, 2003, 02:36:36 PM

830 days left...

"Will he finish what he begins?"

Jedieb

Mar 17th, 2003, 07:37:51 AM

829 Days Left
"No, there is another."

Clay Dennatta

Mar 18th, 2003, 04:09:01 PM

828 days left!

JMK

Mar 19th, 2003, 07:22:32 AM

827 days left.

"Commander tear this ship apart until you find those plans, and bring me the passengers, I want them ALIVE!"

Jedieb

Mar 20th, 2003, 07:57:07 AM

826 Days To Go
"I have you now."

Darth McBain

Mar 21st, 2003, 08:38:06 AM

825 days to go...

"You. I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol..."

Clay Dennatta

Mar 22nd, 2003, 11:39:48 AM

824 days left!

" Luke....I am your Father! "

Clay Dennatta

Mar 23rd, 2003, 01:04:37 PM

823 freakin days left =)

" Wanta dah moolee-rah? "
(Why haven't you payed me?)

Darth McBain

Mar 24th, 2003, 08:32:21 AM

822 days left...

"OWWW... PHOOEEY!!!"

Darth McBain

Mar 25th, 2003, 08:36:00 AM

821 days to go...

"Oh, this is suicide!"

JMK

Mar 26th, 2003, 07:08:58 AM

820 days left

"It's a hat, its not gonna hurt you"

Darth McBain

Mar 27th, 2003, 08:25:45 AM

819 days to go...

"Jabba offers the sum of 35, and I do suggest you take it"

Darth McBain

Mar 28th, 2003, 09:12:22 AM

818 days left...

"Sorry about the mess."

sirdizzy

Mar 29th, 2003, 02:44:29 AM

817 days to go

"stupid conversation anyways"

sirdizzy

Mar 30th, 2003, 01:53:53 AM

816 days to go

"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper"

JMK

Mar 31st, 2003, 07:26:06 AM

815 days left

"You've done well Lord Vader"

Darth McBain

Apr 1st, 2003, 08:26:05 AM

814 days left...

"Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders!? Chicken???" ;) Happy April Fools...

Darth McBain

Apr 2nd, 2003, 08:53:47 AM

813 days to go...

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

Sean Piett

Apr 3rd, 2003, 12:13:29 AM

812,

"He's holding me back!"

Jedieb

Apr 4th, 2003, 10:13:05 AM

811 Days To Go
"DECK OFFICER! DECK OFFICER!"

Jedieb

Apr 5th, 2003, 05:28:12 PM

810 Days To Go
"That, is why you fail."

Jedieb

Apr 6th, 2003, 09:14:02 AM

809 Days To Go
"Free us, or die."

sirdizzy

Apr 6th, 2003, 10:42:39 PM

808 to go

"your father he is, told ya did he"

Darth McBain

Apr 8th, 2003, 08:17:25 AM

807...

"Then it couldn't be one of those creatures..."

Darth McBain

Apr 9th, 2003, 08:03:14 AM

806...

"Seal off the bridge!"

Jedi Master Carr

Apr 9th, 2003, 11:31:25 PM

805
"Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi."

sirdizzy

Apr 10th, 2003, 10:03:39 PM

804

"then i'll see you in hell"

JMK

Apr 12th, 2003, 11:20:59 AM

803 days left

"Luke.......Luke! You will go to the Dagobah system."

Jedieb

Apr 13th, 2003, 07:59:59 AM

802 Days To Go
"Ben, why didn't you tell me?"

Jedieb

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:11:22 AM

801 Days To Go
"For my ally, is the Force!"

JediBoricua

Apr 14th, 2003, 10:05:33 PM

800 Days to Go.

"You hear that? It's the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way"

Darth McBain

Apr 16th, 2003, 08:22:20 AM

We're out of the 800's. 799 days to go...

"Artoo-Detoo, you're playing the wrong message!"

Darth McBain

Apr 17th, 2003, 07:14:16 AM

798 days

"This is some rescue!"

JMK

Apr 18th, 2003, 08:15:32 AM

797 days left.

"I'm so confused"

Jedieb

Apr 20th, 2003, 07:30:24 AM

Saturday
796 Days To Go
"He could destroy us."
Sunday
795 Days To Go
"If he could be turned, he would make a powerful ally."

Jedieb

Apr 21st, 2003, 06:29:51 AM

794 Days To Go
"At least you're still in one piece. Look what happened to me!"

Clay Dennatta

Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:51:49 AM

793 Wonderful Beautiful Days Left

" Coroway manna coo-too, tim nee ah wunday ooss, vu tata rundi Darth Vader. "

" Well, we are all escaping from a dreadful person called Darth Vader. "

C-3PO Speaks to the Ewoks

Jedieb

Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:36:39 AM

792 Days To Go
"Leave that to me."

Jedieb

Apr 24th, 2003, 09:09:54 AM

791 Days To Go
"Luke, I've got a malfunction in fire control."

Heero Luna

Apr 25th, 2003, 04:53:03 AM

790 Days To Go
"Laugh it up fur-ball"

(he he... first post on this thread, forgive me if this quote has already been used. But I really couldn't be bothered to check.)

JMK

Apr 26th, 2003, 07:29:47 AM

789 days left

"Get clear Wedge you can't do any more good back there!"

Jedieb

Apr 28th, 2003, 06:16:07 AM

Sunday
788 Days To Go
"I thought that hairy beast would be the death of me."

Monday
787 Days To Go
"You have to take care of her."

JMK

Apr 29th, 2003, 07:26:22 AM

786 days left.

"I can't leave her!!"

Darth McBain

Apr 30th, 2003, 07:17:09 AM

785 days...

"I want droidekas up here at once!!!"

Jedieb

May 1st, 2003, 07:14:58 AM

784 Days To Go
"We're doomed!"

Darth McBain

May 2nd, 2003, 06:55:26 AM

783...

"That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."

Jedieb

May 3rd, 2003, 03:23:20 PM

782 Days To Go
"Let the Wookie win."

Jedieb

May 5th, 2003, 10:18:04 AM

Sunday
781 Days To Go
"Yub Yub"
Monday
780 Days To Go
"E-chu-ta!"

Darth McBain

May 6th, 2003, 07:22:01 AM

779 days to go...

"How rude!!!"

Darth McBain

May 7th, 2003, 07:38:24 AM

778

"That sounds like an Artoo unit in there..."

Jedieb

May 8th, 2003, 11:42:55 AM

777 Days To Go
"I'm terribly sorry."

Darth McBain

May 9th, 2003, 07:24:13 AM

776 days...

"I turned it off. I don't want to talk to her"

JMK

May 10th, 2003, 12:08:40 PM

775 days left

"For the Jedi it is time to eat as well!"

BUFFJEDI

May 11th, 2003, 09:07:19 AM

774 ( that's such a LOONG time:(

These are good people Padmee, you'll be safe here.

Darth McBain

May 12th, 2003, 07:26:25 AM

773...

"I only wish Ben were here"

Darth McBain

May 13th, 2003, 08:14:56 AM

772 days...

"Come with me..."

JMK

May 14th, 2003, 07:56:01 AM

771 days left.

"General Riekan thinks its dangerous for any ships to leave until we've activated the energy field."

Jedieb

May 15th, 2003, 08:26:01 AM

770 days to go
"What a wonderful smell you've discovered!"

Darth McBain

May 16th, 2003, 07:51:43 AM

769 days to go...

"Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station..."

JMK

May 17th, 2003, 04:10:18 PM

768 days left

"Han can you reach my lightsaber?"

Jedieb

May 19th, 2003, 07:12:14 AM

Sunday
767 days to go
"You could use a good kiss!"

Monday
766 days to go
"Impossible man!"

Jedieb

May 20th, 2003, 07:02:31 AM

766 Days To Go
"Use the Force."

Jedieb

May 21st, 2003, 09:45:07 AM

765 Days To Go
"Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"

Darth McBain

May 22nd, 2003, 07:35:12 AM

764 days left

"Oh, he excels at that..."

JMK

May 23rd, 2003, 05:53:37 AM

763 days left

"I had the most peculiar dream..."

JMK

May 25th, 2003, 07:55:11 AM

Saturday: 762 days left
"For the Jedi it is time to eat as well"

Sunday: 761 days left
"They arrived here right before you did. I'm sorry."

Jedi Master Carr

May 25th, 2003, 11:31:36 AM

I just noticed it should 760 Jedieb accidently said the same day twice.

Jedi Master Carr

May 26th, 2003, 11:09:19 AM

759
"He is no good to me dead."

Darth McBain

May 27th, 2003, 08:14:29 AM

758

"He will not be permanently damaged"

Jedieb

May 27th, 2003, 08:26:01 PM

CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!:x

Darth McBain

May 27th, 2003, 10:23:37 PM

Originally posted by Jedieb
CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!:x

Gee EB - not sure I remember that line from any of the movies... ;)

Darth McBain

May 28th, 2003, 02:07:51 PM

757...

"That was NEVER a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this Bounty Hunter!"

Jedi Master Carr

May 28th, 2003, 07:47:52 PM

I think he meant because he messed up the dates, its no biggie, I have it done it before I remember when I skipped two weeks ahead one time :p

Jedieb

May 29th, 2003, 10:25:26 AM

756 Days To Go
"That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :cry

Darth McBain

May 30th, 2003, 08:19:39 AM

755 days...

"Ben... Why didn't you tell me?"

Jedi Master Carr

May 31st, 2003, 10:22:06 AM

754
"What if he doesn't survive, he is worth a lot to me."

JMK

Jun 1st, 2003, 12:51:25 PM

753 days left

"The Empire will compensate you if he dies, put him in!"

sirdizzy

Jun 1st, 2003, 10:04:04 PM

752 days to go

"woooooooooohooooooooooooooo"

sirdizzy

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:41:09 PM

751 to go

"laugh it up fuzzball"

Jedi Master Carr

Jun 4th, 2003, 07:07:12 AM

750 In honor of Vader making the top 3 Villians
"Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."

Darth McBain

Jun 5th, 2003, 07:34:34 AM

749...

"Looking? Found someone I would say you have, mmmm??? heh heh heh..."

Darth McBain

Jun 6th, 2003, 07:57:50 AM

748 days left...

"You know, seeing you sure brings back some old things..."

Jedieb

Jun 8th, 2003, 09:08:10 AM

747 Days To Go (Saturday)
"Good job!"
746 Days To Go (Sunday)
"I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!"

Darth McBain

Jun 9th, 2003, 07:55:46 AM

745 days to go...

"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

Darth McBain

Jun 10th, 2003, 07:41:37 AM

744 days left

"Don't look at me - you're the respectable one"

JMK

Jun 11th, 2003, 08:49:47 AM

743 days left

"The Rebels have been routed and they're fleeing into the woods! We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit!"

Darth McBain

Jun 12th, 2003, 11:00:19 AM

742...

"Disintegrated???"

Darth McBain

Jun 13th, 2003, 08:22:02 AM

741 days to go...

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy!?"

Jedieb

Jun 14th, 2003, 08:56:26 PM

740 Days To Go
"Dellow Felegates."
Uggh, he must die in EP3.:x

Jedi Master Carr

Jun 15th, 2003, 09:02:57 PM

739 Days to go
"Anakin, Anakin, Noooo!."

JMK

Jun 16th, 2003, 06:34:51 AM

738 days left

"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!"

Darth McBain

Jun 17th, 2003, 08:26:58 AM

737...

"She would do her duty."

Darth McBain

Jun 18th, 2003, 11:38:57 AM

736 days left until Ep. III...

"How we doin'?"
>> "Same as always"
"That bad, huh!?"

Jedi Master Carr

Jun 19th, 2003, 08:59:18 PM

735
"I don't care what universe you are from that has got to hurt."

JMK

Jun 20th, 2003, 11:15:37 AM

734 days left

"Quick jam their comlink! Center switch!"

Jedieb

Jun 21st, 2003, 04:54:15 PM

733 Days To Go
"Shoot him down!"
"I can't sir, we're out of rockets."
"What the hell do you mean we're out of rockets! We only took down 1 Trade Federation ship! We aren't even in the main battle area. I can look back there and see that all the other gunships still have rockets!"
"Again, I'm sorry sir, but we're OUT of rockets."
"Well about LASERS you ignorant clone? Are you going to tell me you can't fire any of those?"
"uhhhhh, we have to wait for them to recharge sir."
"Oh give me a break! You fired a couple of shots back at the arena. Even if you did shoot your load back there they should have charged up by now. C'mon, give me a straight answer!"
"Well.....sir, I think your girlfriend just fell out of the ship!"
"Well, thems the breaks. At this speed and height she's dead for sure. Even if she isn't, the sand probably did one hell of a number on her face so I doubt she's Chosen One girlfriend material anymore. So stop stalling and tell me; WHY CAN'T WE SHOOT THAT EVIL OLD CRETIN DOWN?"

This was in the first draft but GL cut it because the film was running too long. Shame, don't ya think?:rolleyes

JMK

Jun 22nd, 2003, 04:15:28 PM

732 days left.

"There's something alive in here"

It is dumb that the clone pilot used the out of rockets excuse. Lasers would be easier anyway. Dooku is a small quick target, lasers would have been a better weapon anyway. That was just weak. Recharge my rear end.

JMK

Jun 24th, 2003, 11:40:51 AM

June 23rd: 731 days left

June 24th 730 days left.

"Qui Gon Jinn would never join you".

Jedi Master Carr

Jun 25th, 2003, 12:13:15 PM

729 days left

"Join me, and together we can destroy the Sith!"

Doc Milo

Jun 26th, 2003, 06:45:37 AM

728

"Oh, we keep him here..."

JMK

Jun 27th, 2003, 10:21:11 AM

727 days left

"My Lord, we have them".

Jedi Master Carr

Jun 28th, 2003, 08:50:57 PM

725
"I have you now."

JMK

Jun 29th, 2003, 04:49:27 PM

724 days left

"C'mon kid were not out of this yet!"

Jedieb

Jun 30th, 2003, 02:29:27 PM

723 Days To Go
"You have interfered in our plans for the last time."

Darth McBain

Jul 1st, 2003, 07:51:52 AM

722...

"We could keep it a secret."

Darth McBain

Jul 2nd, 2003, 07:57:38 AM

721 days...

"I think those new droids are going to work out just fine."

JMK

Jul 3rd, 2003, 09:20:43 AM

720 days left

"Short help is better than no help at all Chewie."

JMK

Jul 4th, 2003, 05:06:11 PM

719 days left

"Save your strength...there'll be another time."

Jedieb

Jul 6th, 2003, 05:14:59 PM

Saturday
718 Days To Go
"Boba Fett?"

Sunday
717 Days To Go
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Darth McBain

Jul 7th, 2003, 07:51:25 AM

716 days to go...

"There will be a considerable reward to the one that finds the Millenium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No Disintegrations!"

Darth McBain

Jul 8th, 2003, 03:12:34 PM

715 days until Ep. III...

"As you wish"

Darth McBain

Jul 9th, 2003, 12:21:43 PM

714 days to go...

"I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it, on Captain Solo"

Darth McBain

Jul 10th, 2003, 12:24:46 PM

713...

"They told me they fixed it... And I trusted them! Its not my fault!!!"

Jedieb

Jul 11th, 2003, 06:29:16 AM

712...
"You have done well."

Jedieb

Jul 12th, 2003, 06:46:39 PM

711...
"Come to your senses!"

Jedieb

Jul 13th, 2003, 02:24:37 PM

710
"Come to your senses! You will be expelled from the Jedi Order! Good grief boy, what the hell is the matter with you? What will stopping accomplish? SHE'S DEAD! Do you really think she could have survived a fall like that? Even if she did survive and she manages not to end up looking like a scarred hag, what's the point? What are you going to do, secretly marry her, knock her up with twins, and begin your downward spiral to the Dark Side? Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I didn't smother Qui-Gon before he made me promise to train you. You're a royal pain in the <smallfont color=#FF0000>-Censored-</smallfont>. I bet when we finally do catch up to Dooku you'll screw things up so badly I'll have to end up trying to take the evil bastard on by myself. Mace was right, you're an as......... oh, we're at the hanger. Let's go!"

Darth McBain

Jul 14th, 2003, 08:04:03 AM

709...

"No, I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian..."

BTW - LOL EB... :lol

Darth McBain

Jul 15th, 2003, 11:00:59 AM

708 days...

"I don't like this..."
"Well what would ya like!?"

Darth McBain

Jul 16th, 2003, 09:14:30 AM

707 days to go

"My mistake... He's an old friend of mine..."

Darth McBain

Jul 17th, 2003, 12:45:53 PM

706...

"Wow - that got 'im"

Darth McBain

Jul 18th, 2003, 08:33:30 AM

705 days left until Ep. III...

"I must admit, without the clones it would not have been a victory"

Jedi Master Carr

Jul 19th, 2003, 09:32:49 PM

704 days let
"Victory! Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen, begun the clone war has."

Darth McBain

Jul 20th, 2003, 12:00:31 PM

703 days...

"A death mark's not an easy thing to live with"

Opie-wan

Jul 21st, 2003, 08:18:17 PM

702 days left !

Darth McBain

Jul 22nd, 2003, 12:44:08 PM

701...

"Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault..."

Jedieb

Jul 23rd, 2003, 02:50:51 PM

700 Days To Go
"Master sir, I heard Yoda talking about midichlorians. I've been wondering, what ... are... midi..chlo...rians?

Midichlorians are a microscopic lifeform that reside inside all living cells. The more a Jedi has of them the more powerful he is in the Force. Another little known fact is that the higher a Jedi's midichlorian count, the more stilted and irritating his speech becomes. Some say that if a Jedi's count were high enough, he could actually pass as a mannequin under the most advanced bio scan. Now quickly, get onboard."

"C'....mon R....2"

JMK

Jul 24th, 2003, 04:28:49 PM

699 days left!!!!!

"Into the garbage chute flyboy!"

Darth McBain

Jul 25th, 2003, 09:30:34 AM

698...

"WONDERFUL GIRL. EITHER I'M GONNA KILL HER OR I'M BEGINNING TO LIKE HER!!!"

Jedi Master Carr

Jul 26th, 2003, 03:03:05 PM

697
"When I left you I was but the learner now I am the master."

Darth McBain

Jul 28th, 2003, 09:06:30 AM

Sunday 696...

"Back door, huh?"

Monday 695...

"Good idea..."

Jedieb

Jul 29th, 2003, 12:49:16 PM

694 Days To Go
"I want to go home and rethink my life."

Darth McBain

Jul 30th, 2003, 11:24:16 AM

693...

"I've worked with him before. Here he comes..."

Darth McBain

Jul 31st, 2003, 05:59:26 PM

692 days left...

"What do you mean, nobody"

Darth McBain

Aug 1st, 2003, 03:17:20 PM

691 days until Ep. III

"Lock S-Foils in attack position"

Jedieb

Aug 2nd, 2003, 09:52:34 AM

690 Days To Go
"We could keep it a secret."

Jedi Master Carr

Aug 3rd, 2003, 09:12:42 PM

689 days to go

"The force is with you young Skywalker, but your not a Jedi yet."

Darth McBain

Aug 4th, 2003, 08:55:07 AM

688 days to go

"Then my father is truly dead..."

Darth McBain

Aug 5th, 2003, 03:46:37 PM

687...

"Tell Uncle if he gets a 'droid, make sure it speak it speaks Bocche"

JMK

Aug 6th, 2003, 09:29:50 AM

686 days left
"Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer, what's wrong?"

Darth McBain

Aug 7th, 2003, 12:21:31 PM

685 days to go

"Nothing... I'm alright..."

Darth McBain

Aug 8th, 2003, 04:13:21 PM

684...

"We've gotta be able to get some reading on that shield - up or down..."

JMK

Aug 9th, 2003, 02:35:14 PM

683 days left

"I think we'd better replace the negative power coupling"

Jedieb

Aug 10th, 2003, 12:20:30 PM

682 Days To Go
"Impossible man!"

Darth McBain

Aug 11th, 2003, 11:09:17 AM

681 days...

"Won't you join me for a refreshment - I've got some Colt 45s chilling at the bar..."

Darth McBain

Aug 13th, 2003, 11:50:13 AM

680 for Tuesday...

"You look absolutely beautiful"

679 Wednesday...

"Alright, you old smoothie..."
> "That's me, Han - one smooth character..."

Jedi Master Carr

Aug 15th, 2003, 09:32:30 AM

Well we missed Thursday, I think the black out can be blamed for that :)

Thursday 678
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am

Friday 677
The alliance... will die. As will your friends. Good, I can feel your anger. I am unarmed. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!